Ed @ted_pen
😃 Meant in the nicest possible way by the way - just a little joke | @alternat_ed Oxford, England Joined December 2013-
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They never seen a white boy make a medium amount of money like this
"me espresso" sounds like a lyric written by a swedish pop music genius who doesn't speak fluent english and thats why its the song of summer
the defining political feeling of the last 10 years has been “it can’t possibly go on like this, oh never mind i guess it can”
“They’ll say we’re disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war.” Howard Zinn 1971
yeah i believe in moore’s law.. more slaw on this hot dog im eating babyyy!!
this is a flat out lie. i see blood soaked horses roam the streets of london most days.
this is a flat out lie. i see blood soaked horses roam the streets of london most days. https://t.co/SfbeUc0FkV
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't know why OP deleted it, but I think it needs to be preserved for posterity.
i cant stop watching these ads when i get them. i need to watch someone play the game well. the game is fake, so this is not an option. forever i am trapped.
i cant stop watching these ads when i get them. i need to watch someone play the game well. the game is fake, so this is not an option. forever i am trapped.
I am being persecuted right now :( Thankfully, whenever I say that, thousands of policemen in riot gear usually roll in pretty much immediately to crush my persecutors 🙏 The power of the state is always helping my persecuted ass 🤪
gen z are going nutty for new tik tok trend, dark macadamia
Tom Usher @tom_usher_
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Tom Usher @tom_usher_
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Stan's Account @tristandross
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Samplo Corvodina @TreborRhurbarb
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keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa
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stefgotbooted.bsky.so.. @StefGotBooted
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Despite the country being a wet grey swamp for the past six months there's a dried out frog in my garden. Stupid arsehole that deserved to die? Not for me to say
last chance to set your alarm nice and early and get down to city academy before work tomorrow!! 🤝
👩🏽🤝👨🏼🪧👩🏼🤝👨🏽🪧👩🏻🤝👨🏿🪧👩🏽🤝👨🏻🪧👫🏿 *Dates for the morning diary* NEU members have spoken… City Academy picket line BS5 9JH Tues 23rd April, Tues 30th, Weds 1st May, Tues 7th, Weds 8th, Thurs 9th Come before work and show your solidarity #solidarity #picketline #morning #edutwitter
@tonymc39 There is no sensible judgement of Iraq that doesn't conclude that it's a tremendously better country now than it was under Saddam. And in Syria we see what not "meddling" can lead to.
Stick to scoring goals
I recently met with @MartinSLewis to discuss how we’re keeping bills down and making sure consumers are getting the fairest deal. Here’s how 👇🏾🧵
Lol at Elliott Abrams getting Chotinered. newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/e…
The belief that everyone else is an NPC is a comforting lie people tell themselves that betrays a deep intellectual insecurity
@theJDMars @ChadNotChud Yes. I might be the exception, but you can’t accurately predict my political beliefs based on my other political beliefs. Contrast this with the protestors. You can predict their politics with virtually 100% accuracy. Hence, groupthink.
Neil Kinnock is titanic in the sense that he fell into the sea once
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Champions League referee appointments, semifinal leg 1 Borussia Dortmund (GER) - Paris Saint Germain (FRA) Referee: Anthony Taylor AR1: Gary Beswick AR2: Adam Nunn VAR: Stuart Attwell AVAR: David Coote
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The personals section in the latest @LRB has got something for everyone
The Experimental Traffic Regulation Order could last for up to 18 months following which a permanent decision will be taken. Photos taken during shopping hours over the weekend show the difference between the new layout and the previous street. x.com/chriscities/st…
Almost the exact same location, before and after @UM_Streets’ trial upgrade of Market Street in Oxford for @OxfordCity with @civicengineers Still space for vehicles, but now with space for people and city life to support the Market.
I am disgusted by reports that the Home Office will begin rounding up and detaining asylum seekers, in preparation for deportation to Rwanda. This is a terrifying, repulsive election stunt from a government devoid of humanity. We will resist, together.
Best line in the phenomenologist catastrophe is, to Edmund Husserl, “Thank you for being lived. I’m glad you’re lived” It’s his experience, it’s supposed to be lived!
Slightly crank view but I hate the term "lived experience" -- you just mean 'experience'!
@ted_pen oh yeah of all the places in australia i definitely think south yarra is the most likely place for them to be
Me and the girls at work are cultivating a new strain of cold virus. Just passing it back and forth, adding symptoms to it each time. Workshopping it you might say.
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