Sarah✨ @slallen143
What would dodo’s do London, England Joined April 2012-
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u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare
trust my gut? the thing that can’t even handle milk?
Lot of people texting audio messages these days and I fear it’s a slippery slope to going back to phone calls
what i lack in height i make up for in rage
The feminine urge to buy all your friends rocks for Christmas
they have to say human because of scrooge mcduck
Living close to a tube line with air conditioning is probably one of my best life decisions to date
“Do you actually know how many people are dying of other stuff” asks Isabel, condescendingly. “I’m an actuary” replies Trevor, politely. Marvellous! 👏🏻
Phineas and Ferb’s summer starts today
You know you have reached peak southerner when you get excited to stop at Gloucester services
I went to get my vaccine today and the nurses referred to themselves as the Pfizer Chiefs - and THAT is why I support the NHS
Someone please convince me to workout, it always seems like such a good idea until the time I planned to do it actually comes round
I made a salad and put red onion in it and now all I can taste is onion and I don't even like onion, what do I do
Crazy world we live in when I ordered pizza and was genuinely surprised that the delivery guy handed me the pizza instead of leaving it on my doorstep and shouting to me from the end of my drive
IF I SAY GOODNIGHT AND AN HOUR LATER YOU SEE ME ONLINE IT'S NOT THAT I LIED, IT'S JUST THAT I FAILED
My manager just told me that she hates pointless pie charts and comic scans, so I guess you could say I have a few ideas on how to present this data
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Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
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Joe Biden @JoeBiden
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trying really hard to get the wiggles to coheadline the tour with me. i will keep you guys updated.
Animal Crossing players will show you a picture of a weird little duck and be like "I hate this motherfucker with every fiber of my being"
How astute of the obnoxious guy at Euston Station who told me to go back to where I came from I told him that’s why I’m at the f***** train station
Elon Musk was able to buy Twitter because he doesn’t spend $5 on coffee everyday
What you get from unraveling a sweater: a thread 🧵
If Batman was real he’d be the world’s least weird billionaire
After 18yrs of slipping & falling down these stupid stairs, inc. multiple concussions and minor injuries, I’m really glad to know that my parents cared enough to fit carpet on them within days of their beloved new dog “looking a bit scared of slipping on them once”
whenever I'm depressed I remember the penguin in a Penguin Books sweater
U can tell when someones really bonded w their water bottle
I went to a baby group yesterday where the babies had to ‘pick’ toy vegetables and the v enthusiastic group leader said ‘everyone grab an aubergine’ and I said ‘that’s how we got into this mess in the first place, amiright?’ and literally nobody laughed
I am getting really used to sitting down and suddenly there being a cat on my lap
honestly? cats are just little dudes with their own priorities and we need to respect that.
James Corden and Amy Schumer telling Khloe and Kim not to let the haters get them down...maybe some of you should let the haters get you down though
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Amber Heard's lawyers just made Johnny Depp listen to a recording of himself expressing the desire to self harm. This was the point she drove him to, and he's reliving it all now. He deserved so much better. Hold him in your heart today, with all those who've suffered abuse.
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