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.@MikeBubbins Da iawn, Mike!! Love it. Mammoth is great. Getting better by the episode too. So happy for you. Llongyfarchiadau! More power to your elbow.
Stretching the definition of sport again but, after seeing this on @phlaimeaux Guardian top 10 funny videos, I knew it would be brilliant for @distantpod. So funny, so innocent and so quintessentially Irish. The Castledown Donkey Derby.
Thank you for Web Curios, @Matt_Muir, I really look forward to it. And then get weirded out by some of it, but in a good way. Are you on threads too?
A man from 1979 takes on the modern world... surely things can't have changed that much? New comedy starring @MikeBubbins, @Sianygibby, @mrjmarcell 🆕 Mammoth: Starts 17 April 📺 On BBC Two and BBC iPlayer
.Diolch @distantpod, I could've listened to @ScottQuinnell for another 2 hours. He's a mixture of warmth, self deprecating wit, steel, empathy and just great fun. Trysor cenedlaethol? Makes me proud to be Welsh knowing he's around.
They'd still pass the Fit and Proper Owners tests.
Naughty @ConnorRobs 😮💨⚽️🏴
Gullis
Another outstanding win for #CymruC tonight against an England C team full of professional players 👏 With no TNS players involved, none of our boys are full-time. Talent in the @CymruLeagues is evident for everyone to see 🙌
I should've put a bet on, he's going to walk this.
I should've put a bet on, he's going to walk this.
.@distantpod Can't help but feel if the authorities had heeded @MikeBubbins warnings, none of this would have happened. Must be kicking themselves. bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-…
Right, taking a chance here but I'm calling it for Putin. #Russia
Bloody hell, the sound quality on @distantpod, especially @MikeBubbins, was excellent this week!
.@virginmedia Broadband issues again in SW14, trying to watch football on laptop effectively impossible. Paying for a 1gb line getting less than 35mb on wifi. Poor.
If Hislop and Farage had a child...
🏴 Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus 🏴 Happy St David’s Day 🌎 From Wales to the world #Cymru #RandomActsofWelshness
Johnson, Truss and Anderson to migrate to reform party in some sort of English MAGA tribute band?
This is a great thread
This is a great thread
It's been 50 years since Gene Wilder made Cleavon Little crack up in Blazing Saddles with a line I still think about pretty much every day
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Right, had enough off to see some bands. See you all next season
Here is my bara brith recipe. Mwynhewch! Enjoy.
Looked okish first half but failed to defend 2 balls into the box so 2 down at half time. Despite the problems at the back, Sanca looks a cool head and one worth persevering with
Never forget. Humbling minutes silence in memory of the victims of the Bradford fire disaster
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2 nil down emergency supplies needed
Husbands on their way to use your new shampoo & then deny it while smelling gorgeous
My eldest lost his football boots on a @Cardiffbus this morning. I phoned them to ask what happened to lost property. They asked for the number of the bus, phoned the driver & he said he’d keep them on the bus and get them back to my eldest later. Which he did. What a hero!
This is absolutely fantastic from @andybrassell and the team, well worth your time.
Bayer Leverkusen have just won their first Bundesliga. @andybrassell's been on the road celebrating with the team ever since. On today's bonus ep, Andy speaks to the likes of Granit Xhaka and @archiert1 to get a unique insight into their title win 🎧 👇lnk.to/OTC
This is a brilliant clip of James Horncastle discussing Atalanta’s Anfield win and their manager Gian Piero Gasperini. I think more knowledgeable journalists should be on the likes of Sky and TNT. Knows his stuff and it comes across.
“Mammoth gets going with 430,000 - BBC2 sitcom draws largest audience outside of news bulletins” broadcastnow.co.uk/ratings/mammot… @MikeBubbins
Terrific Lunch with the FT by @GeorgeWParker this week: ft.com/content/8e0046…
This is quite something. Hope @thetimes can remove paywall so that a wide audience can see what has happened. Government shift on Russian athletes but without any public admission thereof.
Why won’t sports minister explain insulting U-turn over Russians? Column by @matthewsyed thetimes.co.uk/article/b83d50…
Who's watching Mammoth tonight then? @MikeBubbins #Mammoth #DistantPod
Allwn i ddim aros. Gwyliais i Mammoth ar @iplayer. Mae hi mor mor dda. llongyfarchiadau @MikeBubbins #Mammoth
Who's watching Mammoth tonight then? @MikeBubbins #Mammoth #DistantPod
Mammoth is coming! @BBCTwo 10pm on Wednesday, and @BBCiPlayer #Mammoth 🦣🦣🦣
🦣 #Mammoth starring @MikeBubbins, @Sianygibby & @mrjmarcell is coming to @BBCTwo & @BBCiPlayer! From #BBCStudio Comedy Productions, follow PE teacher & larger than life bachelor Tony Mammoth who is brought back to life in the present day. 17th April | #MadeByBBCStudios
5 Days till @RSDUK Kidz…Local Celebrities Oldboy will be bringing the Pre-Grunge Crunch to Afters at the Jolly Gardeners…doors open at 5pm free entry! #RSD24 #recordstoreday
There has surely never been a more predictable top-class coach. Given the recent nature of the Bundesliga, the history of Leverkusen, the side's style of play and the fact they're still unbeaten, the title win really must be considered one of *the* great coaching achievements.
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