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growing up is realising that real life is an idiot plot
i mean i don’t think anyone can defend puppy murderer
how many trump isms do you use in daily life? for me: Many such cases Very very disrespectful
obsessed with this dresssss
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omg this is me lmfao
forever justin castro truther
We asked an AI to compile every American politician into a single composite image. This is what it came up with.
comparing cowprint to a leopard print…. no. absolutely not. leopard print is a wardrobe staple that has practically achieved neutral colour status.
just so you know in the building across from mine there’s like some americans in an airbnb(i know they’re american cos i heard them SHOUTING all the way from my flat once) and they NEVER turn the lights off. ever. all night the lights are on.
Mike Faist and Josh O’Connor taking bites from a churro being 10x hotter than Barry Keoghan slurping Jacob Elordi’s baby gravy from a bathtub drain is wild to me
Honey, you okay? You barely touched your Billie Irish!
not to be that person but she looked much better before surgery. it’s insane how she literally molded her face into IG assembly line model
not to be that person but she looked much better before surgery. it’s insane how she literally molded her face into IG assembly line model
imagining bradley cooper studying and conducting experiments on travis kelce like an ethologist
when r ppl on stan twitter gonna realise the "why is it always people we have to google" comeback does nothing for them like if you don't know who the pet shop boys are or who courtney love is thats just on you for knowing zilch about literally any other music
Truly a generational poster, the anti Hillary
Matty Healy’s mom Denise Welch jokingly responds to question about Taylor Swift’s new album: “I wasn’t aware she had an album out at all. I haven’t heard anything about it. Anyway, I wish her all the best.”
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Oh I think some police are very much in sight
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
I thought it was about buffed lesbians in crime WTF is this?
Kristen Stewart and Katy O'brian in Love Lies Bleeding (2024)
yeah let’s talk about how surprised I was seeing the shot of 5’10 zendaya wearing ~3 inch wedges kissing mike faist eye to eye realizing he’s not the fun size dancer I thought he was he’s SIX FEET TALL
Mike Faist I have grown fond of you and yes there are sexual desires
god this is still so incredible to look at
Is it just me or she’s starting to look like Megan Fox ?
Congress be like:
i’m sorry HALAL PORK RIBS!? HALAL!!!??? PORK!!!????
For the foodies - a new restaurant opened this month in D.C. And No. No it’s not…
haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits
I’m very curious as to what you lot think love language means
Is anyone else’s love language cooking for others? 🥹🥰
wtf is this movie about
Kristen Stewart and Katy O'brian in Love Lies Bleeding (2024)