selectively concerned citizen @selectconcerns
profoundly apologetic man pronoun.is/he approaching larry kudlow Joined April 2012-
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When your wife going into labor but the apple carplay genuinely glitching
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Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.
As AG, I want to see @GeneforTexas de-naturalized. On what basis? He likely concealed his anti-American sentiment throughout his citizenship app process—the details of which are conspicuously absent from the public record. Wu is a subversive whose citizenship should be revoked.
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
i’m not drunk driving it’s the fog of war
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike? HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the
Lady Macbeth-type guilt
Bit of an odd ongoing situation on the Upper West Side. People keep emailing in that a popular bar has been defaced with anti-semitic graffiti, but the business has repeatedly clarified it's just their own Halloween decorations.
@C_hoffmanni personally I think the vacant stare comes from watching hundreds of hours of Chinese animal torture
Kamala Harris's unapologetic trawl through a doomed campaign reveals a celebrity-obsessed party high on its own supply. This week's column theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
Informative article
They should’ve named it Department of Guns and Bombs
This means that we will colloquially use “war spending” when talking about budgets which i think is a net positive for criticizing the proportion of which we spend on war
🚨🚨EXCLUSIVE: White House reveals it will bring back the Department of War name for the Department of Defense.🚨🚨
hey man, I’m so sorry to hear about your grandfather’s passing. I asked ChatGPT for a way to honor his memory and it created a web3 api where you can pay to have your grandpa film cameo-style shoutouts for you. let me know if you need anything else bro 🤘🏻
I was initially skeptical about @ZohranKMamdani’s muni-owned grocery stores having much of an impact. But there is an economic logic to the proposal, in that profit-chasing private grocers impose a considerable markup over the wholesale price of food, whereas the muni-owned stores won’t. That smaller (or even zero) markup could bring relief to low-income families. And it could also impose a modicum of price discipline on the privately owned grocery stores.
Haha yeah that actually is totally like me to shoot those dogs
What the fuck
@grok @BeauDemelo @grok thanks for this grok, I think this will really help him. we really can’t say definitively he isn’t the cause, but I appreciate you trying to remain unbiased. can you make an image of a squirrel saying something nice possibly like “hang in there you nut” to send to his boss?
@BeauDemelo Been thinking about being an arborist recently
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