Screen Idle @screenidle
Funny Movie News For Groovy People. Everything here is made-up nonsense to make you laugh. screen-idle.com Brighton Joined July 2017-
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Are you an old man who created a much beloved sitcom? Why not remain relevant by wanging on about wokeness killing comedy? youtu.be/waoJ-vg0TRQ
The past! screen-idle.com/movie-history/
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Dan Sweryt 🇺🇦 �.. @swerytd
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Thrilled to announce that my joke was selected as the best modern Christmas joke of the year. Huge thank you to @goldchannel, @brucedes and everyone who didn’t unfollow me for posting endless bad jokes. Congrats to the other winners! Honoured to share a cracker box with you 🎄
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@screenidle Now I kinda want to see a Mafia film set in Medieval Yorkshire.
@screenidle Chris Hemsworth as thor was also not mentioned
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Get yourself a bucket of Lambrusco and all the Ferrero Rocher you can muster and settle down to enjoy these great films. screen-idle.com/grumpy-vampire…
@screenidle I think you are selling him short. He actually went all the way to Mars to grow the potato so that he would better understand how to portray the role. Funny mix up though, he actually took sweet potatoes instead of regular ones. He didn’t make that same mistake on set though!
Hey everyone, have you seen this this account? .@screenidle it’s very funny. Give it a follow!
@screenidle They were up this way filming in Bamburgh Castle only a few miles from the Priory at Lindisfarne the other month, so he could have got some archaeology in there too. northumberlandgazette.co.uk/news/people/in…
@lucyjadebuglass Wish I could claim credit, but it's all the work of @screenidle
Another Sunday, another Tom Hardy quote:
@screenidle I've seen this game before.
Playing Stardew. I’m now proficient with a hoe
@screenidle I actually was friends for a while with a one-man-band busker who lived in a van that beeped when it backed up, and his life DEFINITELY should have been a movie.
This typo by my manager could be the new slang phrase
Uh oh! I find a dog on my way home but can’t find the owner. I give him to dad because it was like one he had as a kid. He loves it but then the owner shows up and wants him back. Inexplicably, the owner lets dad keep him! After this, we never see or mention the dog ever again 🤷🏻♂️
This will forever be a shirt I am proud to own. Credit: London1888
Doctor Who is really going downhill.
I hate this shit. And it always gets headlines. Want to get Scotland in the news? Deep fry something. Fuck off.
Colin the Caterpillar receives the Scottish chippy treatment after the famous cake was battered and deep fried by a Lanarkshire chip shop owner. bbc.in/3nCIEcY
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