schopperface @schopperface

baker, student, Twitch affiliate/cozy gamer 🥖 🎮 ✨ m.twitch.tv/shopperface/ho… Burlington, Vermont Joined March 2019

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2 years ago

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

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VP: I was a courtroom prosecutor. In those roles I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women. Fraudsters who ripped off consumers. Cheaters who broke the rules for their own gain. So hear me when I say I know Donald Trump's type.

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2 years ago

also I just saw this from January and my heart could burst because we’ve since had six five-hour sessions and it is a dream ☁️ 💕

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2 years ago

I have ascended in the ranks of nerds — attending my very first DnD session tonight! ☺️ ⚔️

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2 years ago

y’all yesterday was my birthday and my bestie made me a whole cake as a surprise and as the friend who usually makes the surprise cake I was absolutely wrecked 😭 🥰 🎂

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2 years ago

The problem with trying to read more books is the better the books are the slower I will read them to preserve the mental space I’m in when I’m reading a good book

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2 years ago

I have ascended in the ranks of nerds — attending my very first DnD session tonight! ☺️ ⚔️

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3 years ago

🥹 this makes me so happy and hopeful tbh @dimension20show

Sam Reich @samreich

3 years ago

Thanks to @NPR for calling @dimension20show’s Dungeons & Drag Queens one of the best TV shows / movies of 2023! I repeat: Mission Impossible, Spider-Man, The Last of Us, and DIMENSION 20.

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schopperface @schopperface

3 years ago

Just finished my first semester back in school in 6 years 🥹 ⭐️

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3 years ago

🥹 🎉

Sam Reich @samreich

3 years ago

Dropout is turning 5! 🎉 To celebrate, we're doing away with the name CollegeHumor. 🪓

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schopperface @schopperface

3 years ago

I kept my side of the street clean

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3 years ago

can’t be mad at a wedding right before a new semester big decisions all around and I’m proud of everyone I know ❤️

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Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts

3 years ago

This is back to school in America. Run, hide, fight. Jump out of windows. Barricade behind doors in classrooms, dorms and bathrooms. Duck and cover. Hide under desks. Text your parents goodbye.

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schopperface @schopperface

3 years ago

First day back in college in the books and I’m proud to report I only cried in my car once 🌟

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3 years ago

This makes me genuinely sad every time it happens to me

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3 years ago

@Eljayem_ 3 main things come to mind: 1. Don’t sell/market your services or products. Ever, but it’s especially annoying to smaller streamers who are excited to have a new chatter only to see it’s a door to door salesperson. 2. Assume NSFW language is not allowed. 3. NO ALL CAPS

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schopperface @schopperface

3 years ago

going back to school tomorrow for the first time in six years 😬

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3 years ago

wish 15-yo me knew I’d be marrying a straight man who suggests sangria Sundays bc I did not ever see that coming

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3 years ago

went to Target recently for some office supplies and realized it was the back to school sale that I went to every summer’s end growing up and the energy had me legit emotional 🥹

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3 years ago

living in Vermont is taking a 2 hour road trip out of state just to find jeans

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3 years ago

My ADHD meds are really meds-ing today 🫨 I’m halfway through cataloguing every video game we own across every console in both physical and digital libraries