Nina Conti @ninaconti
Ventriloquist, Film Maker, and Monkey. For tour dates and more click the link below. theninaconti.komi.io Joined May 2009-
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You’ve got to engage the legs- lessons from an intimate dancer. Get tickets at theninaconti.komi.io
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If you looking for trouble in August theninaconti.komi.io
Hypnotised by a Monkey in Melbourne. Throwback. Show tix here theninaconti.komi.io
Lots of new dates/places added theninaconti.komi.io
This show is nothing short of brilliant - playing Melbourne and Edinburgh @ImShenoahAllen comedyfestival.com.au/2024/shows/blo…
🥁📣 Edinburgh festival!📣 🥁 My new show is coming this August! pleasance.co.uk/event/nina-con…
LOS ANGELES it’s about time I did a show in you theninaconti.komi.io
doing it v.cameo.com/e/ptxG59e4fIb
The first jokes i told in Melbourne- i’ll be back in 2 weeks and monkey hasn’t aged a bit. tickets here ninaconti.net/live
melbourne 2for 1 tix happy hour today here comedyfestival.com.au/2024/comedy-ha…
the reason she can’t find a partner
Gynaecologist appointment with a monkey on
Here are a few snippets from the article for those without an NYT account!
New York Times feature on my film and my show! nytimes.com/2024/02/14/the… thank you so much @EVincentelli
New York we are here! ninaontour.com
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@ninaconti @BookCameo LOVE this. All this. Everything you do. Love it!
HE HASN'T EVEN GOT A PROPER MOUTH LOOK! SHE'S MAKING IT ALL UP!
Nina and monkey just crack me up - saw Nina and monkey last year in Tunbridge Wells bloody hilarious.
Sister Rosetta Tharpe is credited as the Godmother of Rock ‘N’ Roll. Before Elvis, Johnny Cash or Little Richard, there was Sister Tharpe- A Black woman who forged her own sound in a male dominated industry. She does not get the credit she deserves.
Three waiters in five minutes have asked me how the food is. It’s really good but I’m struggling to find time to eat it in between these debriefs.
Huge love this Friday to some special people @biancabaikie @grshalan @Lucywalker74 @MissBelleKnight @ArmeenaRK @PatricKielty @beckscurley @IAmMyBestToday @katronny @LucindaRhodes @vicderbyshire @ninaconti @TheAndrewGower @tweeter_anita @stevenreid12 @mixdelhi
Psych ward socks are readily available as merch at CVS. Do not let them charge you. BYOsocks. #alwaysbeinvoicing
@ninaconti I think we're all feeling vulnerable here 🤣😂🙊
@PicturesFoIder Dad that's how it's done!
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Jon Stewart back on The Daily Show… That was pecan pie for the soul!
Nina has her own universe, but supervised visits are allowed.
@ninaconti @sohoplayhouse @Show_And_Tell I’m here with my wife. You doing a show? If you are we’ll try and come.
THE WOMEN, by Kristin Hannah: This war novel, written in sturdy, no-nonsense prose, is a fine piece of work about nurses in Vietnam in the late 60s. Bloody, moving, exceptionally well researched.