Ronald Weiner @ronjatwo
TV Writer Silicon Valley, 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Futurama. I also write music! Joined May 2009-
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As a comedy writer, I will fight for my right to be replaced by a younger PERSON - not a machine. #WGAStrong
You think after 11 years of marriage you really know your spouse, and then last night I found out mine uses his notes app by keeping EVERYTHING - grocery lists, reminders, birthday present ideas - in ONE LONG NOTE
Amy’s back! A new season of @InsideAmySchumer is now streaming on @paramountplus! Sign up for a 1-month free trial using promo code: INSIDEAMY And every episode has an original song of mine with a music video. Shocking but true! Check it out!
Gonna write a horror movie about a creature that grows in a woman, comes out and follows her around for 18 yrs demanding she feed him.
If I was a marriage counselor, I would make the couple each use ANY dating app for 3 minutes.
did your crushes always like you back or are you funny?
Tomatoes are the most patriotic plant. Because botanically, tomatoes are a fruit. But according to an 1893 Supreme Court ruling, they're a vegetable. And there's nothing more American than a legal decision that disagrees with science.
#brosmovie got an A cinemascore. This is huge. Cinemascore is purely a measure of audience enjoyment. It’s not from reviews. It’s audiences leaving 100% satisfied. I’ve directed 6 movies & NEVER got an A cinemascore. So see #brosmovie. You will love it. Literally guaranteed.
I am hearing now that dudes are mad at a woman for beating them in poker because she gambled on a statistically bad hand after reading her opponent’s tells, which is, as far as I was aware, the exact reason they call poker “gambling” and not “statistics”
Why are they called kegels and not pussups
Proud of my neighborhood for being able to support 2 balloon stores.
Looking to make my entire aesthetic “t-shirts from outside the stadium”
Yay Luke!!! ❤️❤️❤️ latimes.com/entertainment-…
ma’am just call me icarus because i am getting way too close to your son
Take every dollar you can get out of the US Government and do it proudly without shame, I assure you every single wealthy person you've ever heard of does.
Seriously, this is what they went with? When ‘Tsarbucks’ was right there for the taking?
every restaurant should have a little bed you can lie down in if you eat too much
Reasonable people wonder why low-population Wyoming and high-population California each get 2 senators. But I’m wondering why Russia gets 2 senators too — Ron Johnson and Rand Paul.
My name is Stacey Abrams, and I'm running to make history and serve as the first Black woman governor our country has ever seen.
Megan Amram @meganamram
1.0M Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
Ken Tremendous @KenTremendous
227K Followers 665 Following I'm here: https://t.co/0pPS0cAOOZ. This account will be dormant for a while due to Elon and Trump and the Nazis. Hope to see you all again someday.
Deadline Hollywood @DEADLINE
1.1M Followers 117K Following The Definitive Choice for Industry Insiders
Steve Hely @helytimes
14K Followers 2K Following Writer and TV writer. Co-host, Great Debates podcast, I take the pro. Books: https://t.co/kRv4l7f9RZ
Mike Royce @MikeRoyce
24K Followers 4K Following One Day at a Time on @Netflix • Men of a Certain Age on @StreamonMax • Enlisted on iTunes • writer for Everybody❤️Raymond on @Peacock & @ParamountPlus • he/him
Adele Cossaboon @AdeleCossa38467
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Geneva @1qu9GMGQ509cxG
35 Followers 990 Following 風雨を経験しなければ、虹を見ることはできない。磨かれなければ、ダイヤモンドになることはできない。堅持して、奮闘して、夢はついに実現します！頑張って！
Sam Srinivasan @astaella
379 Followers 1K Following If the food chain can put Country Baby on every grocery store shelf in America, then so can I.-J.C. Wiatt..Entertainment Publicist & Nap Enthusiast.
Shane Wings @shane68597
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Delila Kringel @DelilKring
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Cinthia Goosey @GooCinth
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Econ Musk @str8fac3
126 Followers 468 Following Florida As Fuck🩳☀️🌊 Futuristic Econ⚡️🛰️ Free Markets 🇺🇸
Mariana Salaam @MarianaSal40477
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Alison Hankins @hankin_alis
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Rilee James @RileeJames
66 Followers 105 Following Writer, One-woman comedy duo, President of this twitter account.
Sanmit Dixit @sanmitdixit
66 Followers 769 Following building https://t.co/eY9lrFw8Qi (private beta)
Skete Maravich @IRAofficiaI
225 Followers 767 Following Tiocfaidh ár mná?? Uh, ceart - tá súil agam go tiocfaidh siad!
Gloria Rubi @GloriaRubi8172
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Mary Kember @MaryKember2020
717 Followers 461 Following I am @MaryKember2020 and I am in relationship with @SamMoran I am friends with @MuzzaJames #JeffFatt #AnthonyField @SamMoran
Thary @Thary442197
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Katie Mathewson @katiemathewson
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Pat Keegan @noonecaresPat
550 Followers 2K Following Emmy-winning story artist & animator / there’s mice living in my 2010 PRIUS... well, hard to say if it’s MICE, could be just A mouse, I don’t want to exaggerate
Elizabeth G. @Elizabe46255870
39 Followers 156 Following
Shannon says wear a d.. @s_obscura
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petr0l @burningpetr0l
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Smackish @SmackishV
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David Young @theothergabutch
237 Followers 430 Following For some reason, I got locked out of my other account (@gabutch) so follow me here instead so I can keep trying to go viral while neglecting my kids.
April Garza @april_l_garza
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Ben Freed @ben_freed_
166 Followers 417 Following Derrick is Remote Web Series: https://t.co/Yim9r7Wfmr…
Jose Jesus Melesio @jesusmelesio_
216 Followers 2K Following Mi sueño era estudiar el fenómeno político. Cinéfilo, cocinero y tech geek de ocasión. En las sagaces y absolutas palabras de Kevin McCallister “TV is my life”.
J3rmain3 @J_3rm41n3
100 Followers 446 Following
Jenny Olofson @jennyolofson
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Nate Gualtieri @boywithaperiod
4K Followers 3K Following Writer. Director. Transsexual menace. @FilmIndependent Alum. Writer: Gotham Knights, Desire Lines (Winner: Sundance '24) | repped: kaplan stahler + mainstay
Natasha nice @Bettyqu78544639
10 Followers 147 Following always available for hook up A real porn star
jennifer waters @emenbensma
151 Followers 691 Following #GISH 2021 and 2022 Jagerwocky. English teacher 1987-2021. Interests: politics, education, writing, art, music, end of life, yoga, spirituality. Genuine human.
Jordan VanDina @JordanVanDina
5K Followers 1K Following The most important filmmaker of our generation/former Ronkonkoma Chuck E. Cheese || Dodgeball 2 || Rodman's 48 Hours in Vegas || The Binge 1 & 2 || Animaniacs
Angela_5280 @angela_5280
51 Followers 2K Following Don't Compare Your Life To Others. There's No Comparison Between The Sun & The Moon. They Shine When It's Their Time.
PodcastOfTomorrow @PodOfTomorrow
78 Followers 131 Following A Futurama Podcast from Alex and Lindsay - the hosts of The Simpsons Then and Now
Bogdan Capitanoiu @BCapitanoiu
223 Followers 510 Following another nobody... still reading books, still going to concerts, still playin w my guitar. mostly curious
E @anxiousglenn
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Marc Crehuet @MarcCrehuet
4K Followers 4K Following Director, guionista, dramaturgo. El rey tuerto, Pop ràpid, Apolo. La juventud baila, Capítulo 0, El Vecino, La morta, Espejo Espejo...
Paul Landri @LandriTheUncani
26 Followers 632 Following Author, Award Winning Voice Actor, Chihuahua Lover, RETURN OF THE CRIMSON HOWL out now!
Emily McDermott @emilycmcdermott
47 Followers 326 Following Writer. Comedian. Proud mother of food baby.
Chuck Lasker @chucklasker
8K Followers 9K Following Chuck Lasker is a CTO, online marketing consultant, web designer, liberal Democrat, disappointed in America. He/him.
jm @jenmeinig
40 Followers 853 Following
Anne Garrett @AnneAddison
679 Followers 2K Following Author #Hush: True Stories of Pregnancy-Related Death & Near-Miss in the USA. https://t.co/f80UviCY63
chipmcintosh @chipmcintosh
2K Followers 5K Following Chief Innovation Officer at @amdtelemedicine #telehealth #telemedicine #HealthIT #opensource #openstandards #opensystems #HIMSS #hcldr
Megan Amram @meganamram
1.0M Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my mom
Ken Tremendous @KenTremendous
227K Followers 665 Following I'm here: https://t.co/0pPS0cAOOZ. This account will be dormant for a while due to Elon and Trump and the Nazis. Hope to see you all again someday.
Deadline Hollywood @DEADLINE
1.1M Followers 117K Following The Definitive Choice for Industry Insiders
Chris Schleicher @cschleichsrun
22K Followers 924 Following TV writer/performer, most recently on Saved by the Bell and Never Have I Ever. Equal parts Brian Boitano and Elaine Stritch.
Timothy Simons @timothycsimons
82K Followers 923 Following Actor. Doesn't like cocaine but likes songs about cocaine. 🍿 = first time seeing it ✈️ = watched it on a plane
Steve Hely @helytimes
14K Followers 2K Following Writer and TV writer. Co-host, Great Debates podcast, I take the pro. Books: https://t.co/kRv4l7f9RZ
Mike Royce @MikeRoyce
24K Followers 4K Following One Day at a Time on @Netflix • Men of a Certain Age on @StreamonMax • Enlisted on iTunes • writer for Everybody❤️Raymond on @Peacock & @ParamountPlus • he/him
Writers Guild of Amer.. @WGAWest
98K Followers 2K Following A labor union representing writers of motion pictures, television, radio, and internet programming. (PS: we only have the blue check for the character count)
Alex Travelli @travelli
1K Followers 1K Following South Asia business correspondent for The New York Times in Delhi. Previously with The Economist, ABC News, ex-Hong Kong.
amanda 🐢 @noturtlesoup17
62K Followers 2K Following she ruins lives -@NickJFuentes | leftist propagandist -@mschlapp | check out her nose...profoundly dangerous. -@Michael_Yon | known leftist troll -@nyyrc
Taofik Kolade @taofikkolade
2K Followers 383 Following Writer: Atlanta / Barry | Community Advisor @StoryDAOxyz
Rachel Pulido Oakley @rpulidooakley
393 Followers 816 Following Of the Lincoln Heights/Brentwood/Portland, OR Pulido-Oakleys.
Talk 30 (Rock) to Me @talk30rocktome
364 Followers 67 Following Listen as @kimchilucas and @redheadedblonde talk about their love for 30 ROCK with bits of laughter maybe just a tiny bit of night cheese. 🌙🧀 #30rock
Jonathan Groff @NotThatGroff
3K Followers 1K Following TV Writer/Producer: Happy Endings, Black-ish, LNWCO’B, 5X Jeopardy! champ. Star of Hamilton and Glee. Inexplicably confused with the other Jonathan Groff.
Rich Talarico @richtalarico
3K Followers 1K Following Writer/Producer — Key & Peele, MADtv, SNL, Second City, Improv Olympic, WGA and SAG-AFTRA.
Mike Scully @scullymike
114K Followers 3K Following Duncanville, Simpsons, Parks & Rec, Everybody Loves Raymond, Carmichael Show & lots of canceled stuff. Go @lakings!
Howard L. Weiner, MD @weinerlabhms
435 Followers 28 Following Robert Kroc Professor of Neurology Harvard, Director & Founder MS Center & Co-Director Ann Romney Center for Neurologic Diseases at Brigham and Women's Hospital
Good Art Friend (Benj.. @BenLewisorBust
2K Followers 4K Following I'm Just Ben. Tiredest Baby Writer: Winner-Fresh Voices, 2x WeScreenplay Winner, Over 25x SF or Above w/ Nicholl, AFF, Screencraft, FD, Shore, Roadmap & more!
Christine Nangle @nanglish
54K Followers 1K Following I have a dog who is my baby and I have a baby who is my child.
David Miner @3miner
958 Followers 429 Following
Bill Simmons @BillSimmons
5.5M Followers 849 Following @ringer (founder) @spotify + The BS Podcast + @therewatchables + @BookoBasketball + Music Box series on @hbo ... Past Life: @grantland33 @30for30
Mark Ashmore @Count_Markula
49 Followers 179 Following
Anna Drezen @annadrezen
58K Followers 1K Following PRAISE PETEY x SNL x GIRLS5EVA x MIRACLE WORKERS x LOOKING AT/THINKING ABOUT DOGS
Katelyn Jetelina @dr_kkjetelina
62K Followers 1K Following Epidemiologist, educator, professor, world traveller, lover of ice cream and the ocean. Mom of 2 under 2. Publisher of Your Local Epidemiologist
Eric Topol @EricTopol
694K Followers 589 Following physician-scientist, author, editor. Ground Truths: https://t.co/YhatcBT0hA
Jess DesLongchamp @jessweetnlow
468 Followers 2K Following 1st time I heard about Twitter was in 2008. I said it sounded like about the stupidest thing I'd ever heard of. I joined later that year. That about sums me up.
Josh Lieb @JoshLieb9
2K Followers 3K Following Writer https://t.co/r2csapKOBh "Chapter Two is Missing!" "Ratscalibur" "I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President"
pavun shetty @pavunshetty
271 Followers 206 Following Producer of TV - The Boys, SWAT, Happy!, New Girl. Mostly retweets unless I’m feeling extra clever.
Nori Reed @realnorireed
12K Followers 525 Following Emmy | GLAAD award nominated Comedian | Writer @wgawest ❤️🔥 HOT ❤️🔥 but will play ugly for the right award 🏆 Stand up featured by @showtime & @hbomax
Andy Slavitt 🇮🇱.. @ASlavitt
630K Followers 1K Following Fr Biden/Obama Admins. Host of @inthebubblepod & author best-selling book “Preventable”. Find me on Postnews aslavitt.
Prof Peter Hotez MD P.. @PeterHotez
452K Followers 8K Following Vaccine Scientist-Author-Combat Antiscience @bcmhouston Professor Pediatrics Molecular Virology, @bcm_tropmed Dean, @TexasChildrens Chair in Tropical Pediatrics
Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing
756K Followers 13K Following Epidemiologist & health economist. Whistleblower. Faculty @NECSI. Fmr 16 years @Harvard. Early warnings: https://t.co/eNp7gjyhC0
Avin Das @JimmySparkles
1K Followers 1K Following TV Writer/Screenwriter. Daniel Jones Fan Club President. Dosa Expert. 1 of 6 actual Nets fans.
Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats
91K Followers 643 Following Sorry I don’t have the “NUDES" in my bio you were looking for (I write TV shows and movies).
Lauren Hale @LaurenHalePhD
909 Followers 1K Following Professor of Family, Population and Preventive Medicine, Program in Public Health, Stony Brook University. Tweets my own, and not the views of my employer.
Charles Sydnor @CharlesSydnor
308 Followers 923 Following Composer, songwriter, singer. Made the "chonk chonk" sound for Law and Order. Screaming into the void as the world burns and the republic dies. Kind of tall.
Futurama Factorama @Futurama_facts
1K Followers 41 Following Bringing you #Futurama facts like it's our job!
🇺🇦 Dean Bakopou.. @DeanBakopoulos
11K Followers 9K Following Novelist. WGA Screenwriter. TV Creator/EP. Guggenheim & 2xNEA fellow. Dad. Kid of immigrants 🇺🇦 🇬🇷. Professor @uiowa. Reps: CAA & Literate Mgmt.
Jane Wiseman @WisemanJane
251 Followers 545 Following
Jamie Nash @Jamie_Nash
22K Followers 25K Following Screenwriter (Exists, VHS2, Lovely Molly, Altered). Author of SAVE THE CAT WRITES FOR TV. For script consulting check my website: https://t.co/lRQTtZ9ozB
lilshtevie @LILSHT3VI3
53 Followers 287 Following Single Dad. Local 1 Stagehand at The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Lena Kouyoumdjian @LCKouyoumdjian
266 Followers 476 Following tv writer @foxtv @hbomax @amazon here to lurk essays at https://t.co/UFcdtQ5603
Dan Vallancourt @DanVallancourt
89 Followers 150 Following I love movies, write scripts, listen to jazz and make pizza. @abcmodernfam writers’ dept ‘17-‘20. Jr Development Executive at MarVista Entertainment
mah ree nah @marinarachael
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Marion Dayre @mariondayre
3K Followers 184 Following Writer/EP. Echo @marvel. Better Call Saul @amc_tv. The Act @hulu. Shantaram @appletv. Writers Lab alum @sundanceorg. MFA Screenwriting @UCLA
Gabe Miller @TheGabestOfAll
3K Followers 735 Following TV Writer. Superstore, The Mindy Project, The Office, other stuff. He/him
Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977As a comedy writer, I will fight for my right to be replaced by a younger PERSON - not a machine. #WGAStrong
‘Simpsons’ Showrunner Matt Selman Has Read Your Mean Tweets cracked.com/article_38243_…
This is always what happens when the Celts slow down and walk it up and lose their pace — it’s Year 4 of this.
The craziest Celtics playoff win ever is Bird Steals the Ball but this might be second if Boston wins Game 7.
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Derrick White is the 2nd player in NBA history to make a game-winning buzzer-beater when facing elimination and his team trailed prior to the shot. The other player to do this? Michael Jordan in 1989 vs the Cavaliers. h/t @bball_ref
We have #HomeEconomics guest stars @dannypudi and Karan Soni showing support with other legends in @sagaftra and the South Asian writers committee organized by @Natasha_Chandel!
The biggest books of my career as an agent were passed on by 95% of editors and didn’t have huge advances before doing well. Keep going.
You think after 11 years of marriage you really know your spouse, and then last night I found out mine uses his notes app by keeping EVERYTHING - grocery lists, reminders, birthday present ideas - in ONE LONG NOTE
Gonna write a horror movie about a creature that grows in a woman, comes out and follows her around for 18 yrs demanding she feed him.
Clapping during the Nicole Kidman AMC commercials really feels like clapping when the plane lands at this point
If I was a marriage counselor, I would make the couple each use ANY dating app for 3 minutes.
did your crushes always like you back or are you funny?
Tomatoes are the most patriotic plant. Because botanically, tomatoes are a fruit. But according to an 1893 Supreme Court ruling, they're a vegetable. And there's nothing more American than a legal decision that disagrees with science.
Kanye threatened the Jews yesterday on twitter and it’s not even trending. Why do mostly only Jews speak up against Jewish hate? The silence is so loud
#brosmovie got an A cinemascore. This is huge. Cinemascore is purely a measure of audience enjoyment. It’s not from reviews. It’s audiences leaving 100% satisfied. I’ve directed 6 movies & NEVER got an A cinemascore. So see #brosmovie. You will love it. Literally guaranteed.
Ok! It’s a success! I can now safely reveal I did a day of punch-up on this film!
I am hearing now that dudes are mad at a woman for beating them in poker because she gambled on a statistically bad hand after reading her opponent’s tells, which is, as far as I was aware, the exact reason they call poker “gambling” and not “statistics”
happy national boyfriend day to all my cashiers at trader joe’s
House of the Dragon was so dark tonight some scenes were only lit by Targaryen wigs.
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