charlie t @rhymeswithvocal
“silly but real” • he/him Virginia (w the Boiz) Joined November 2012-
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dose of local Discourse this morning to make sure i start my day extra sick to my stomach
crazy how ladies and babies be eating hella fruit. and the fellas just don’t need it. we’re just hanging out haven’t had a fruit in days no probs whatsoever totally good
i’ve never even TRIED to monetize any of my hobbies. grindset absolutely lacking, ngmi
POV: the couple you’re hanging out with who u don’t know that well is fighting
drunk off my ass after 2 beers. 3 missed calls from my partner. watching a live drum and bass set. wondering where it all went wrong
sir a second handlebar needs to be taped
it’s subconscious, but this is why folks set up Meetings™ - feels like work!
it’s subconscious, but this is why folks set up Meetings™ - feels like work!
my hot take is “good manners” is one of the least important social skills, mostly because things like Being Considerate deliver almost all the same benefits and then some
my hot take is “good manners” is one of the least important social skills, mostly because things like Being Considerate deliver almost all the same benefits and then some
anybody wanna come hang on air chat? it’s medium fun and very novel
having somebody over is so embarrassing when you have ADHD it’s like oh no they’re gonna see my Systems
“food safety” was made up by GE to sell more fridges
love that when i’m out of things to say to another man i can just offer him a fist bump and walk away
Vivid Void (🚐 NYC .. @VividVoid_
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acorbo @motphysics
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Inersphobia @inersphobia
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henry @arithmoquine
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Punatacamara00 @punatacamara00
419 Followers 5K Following Kindness is giving hope to those who think they are all alone in this world. Kindness is seeing the best in others when they cannot see it in themselves be kind
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John Shutt @jdshutt
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Sarah Tahir ◇◆◇ @sarahtahir03
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521 Followers 681 Following they/them. hot as in fire. reformed rustc hacker. my life is a mess in all the ways that don't matter
Tani Rolling Dollars .. @sonofkola
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hex @hexaphony
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Ada Powers //☁️ @.. @unknownmetric
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brand new soul ily qu.. @me_fafo
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Oxycosmopolitan - Med.. @DuchessVonD
3K Followers 8K Following #PharmaSis Founded a firm. Went to prison. Adopted a cat w/ special needs. Martin Shkreli with a vagina. Run-of-the-pill-mill Silicon Valleygirl. Drug Scientist
slice (afk through 5/.. @augurydefier
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Max @maxsloef
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json @edgyjson
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also vivian @vivposts
101 Followers 97 Following holy the angel in moloch, etc (trying to synthesize the irony-sincerity dialectic) they/them i think but it is not a big deal
Renee Solana @ReneeSolana
187 Followers 112 Following
Vivid Void (🚐 NYC .. @VividVoid_
39K Followers 953 Following I believe in everything. Nothing is sacred. I believe in nothing. Everything is sacred.
goblin costanza, worm.. @goblinodds
16K Followers 2K Following you and me baby aint nothin but mammals so let's eat dog treats from petco 💎 (they/it) ⚔️
brooke bowman @gptbrooke
13K Followers 2K Following in my hosting era w/ @vibecamp_ @tnsdotcamp and elsewhere. trying to help build the world i want to live in.
Love Pilgrim @tasshinfogleman
11K Followers 2K Following ❤️❓🪄 | draftposts on Sundays, funprofessional posts 🔞 | pfp by @this_is_silvia, header by @s0uldirect0r | https://t.co/d7yFiH3NZT & https://t.co/SubJVZFBtw
AESTHETICALLY PLEASIN.. @MasterTimBlais
9K Followers 1K Following need those TPS reports by end of day
MAGE THE COURAGEOUS {.. @myceliummage
7K Followers 977 Following architect in residence. sci-fae daddy.
Pranab @nopranablem
5K Followers 2K Following Meditation, emotions, philosophy of science | growth/distribution for @jhanatech and @odysseypbc
Grace @milquepoast
15K Followers 967 Following for why do you post except for what it says about you
keysmashbandit @keysmashbandit
1K Followers 541 Following ive got some tweets you just can't get anywhere else
henry @arithmoquine
1K Followers 721 Following 📎/acc, ingroup member, SFCP (six four, cash poor), doing bci stuff. “gives off constant subthreshold insecure vibes”, "self-congratulatory ... cringe"
Loyd Weldy @loydweldy
104 Followers 110 Following Salt free since '93 • My dream is to be a part of the greatest organization that’s ever existed.
ꙮ un ami ○ @veggiebat_
688 Followers 337 Following 🌟🪩⚖️🔮🌙 silly n loving free flow expression revelator; pirate who doesn’t do anything
Sara @SaraBollman
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T. R. Darling @QuietPineTrees
15K Followers 457 Following Author and journalist. For more stories, check out my book, or you can join my interactive story at @ForestOfWhales. Also on Bluesky and https://t.co/UcK78GCPz5
steady rockin all nig.. @sonikudzu
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Sabrina Moreno @sabrinaamorenoo
8K Followers 771 Following Richmond reporter @axios. Past: @RTDNEWS. Siempre pensando en arepas 🇻🇪 [email protected]
sarah @say_rahh__
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json @edgyjson
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Max @maxsloef
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Richmond Department o.. @rvadotra
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Doxed @doxed64
63 Followers 93 Following Our purpose was to humbly enjoy what we need to exist, but desire prevailed, now the world's gone to shit. Will we be missed?
Lysander, 8 CHA Sorce.. @8chabard
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RVA YIMBY @RVA_YIMBY
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Squirtle @squirtle_says
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I've been consistently surprised how often it's taken for granted that a decline in population levels is a problem, as though it were obvious. I keep expecting to hear an explanation, but it has never arrived. The comments to this tweet mostly amount to "how dare you".
Lots of smart people who I respect on here are posting about pronatalism recently but I just don’t get it. Doesn’t increasing immigration solve any declining birth rate problems over the next ~century and have massive humanitarian externalities?
as a software developer, i’m sometimes reminded how much we take github for granted. we don’t know how good we have it
Anyway he forbade me from wearing heels because they impeded bike riding
I’m aware I may look like a bigger idiot than the bike guy, it’s still funny idc
Join a scrappy startup, they said
Apparently it is illegal to welcome people to the deep fates program
is this true chat? do i have a label
The worst part of work from home is seeing tiny fingers under your door and hearing "Dada stop working please come play pleaseeeeee"
did an assisted pull up for the first time today and ngl guys don’t know how you’re doing that unassisted. i have faith i will get there someday but like. how
Things to know about SWEAT -larger bodies produce more heat so they sweat more, it's normal -fit ppl break a sweat sooner and sweat more, it's good -ppl who train in hot/humid climates sweat, it's adaptive -all bodies have different baselines, everyone has their own normal
i hate it when i visit my hometown & they're selling weed drinks at the grocery store. like im sorry do you not understand that i was a baby in a shopping cart here
Hello, I'm explaining to my colleagues that it's important to have opps (i.e. nemeses). Gives you a reason to get up, adds colour to life, etc. I fear they're all too chill to get opps on their own, so if anyone else is looking for more nemeses, I'm officially matchmaking ✨🙏
everyone say congratulations keysmashbandit
what restaurant would you take your parents to in San Francisco?
To be clear, everyone is implicated, not just the protesters. Of course we’d all prefer to watch this than some poor fucker putting his kid’s legs in a garbage bag after an apartment block is leveled on top of them. We are not a serious people.
It remains completely appalling and counterproductive that our attention is on protesters and universities and not Israel’s conduct in Gaza. Our society is so deeply narcissistic that even when the issues are ethnic cleansing and war crimes, we have to make it about us.
At NYU this academic year it’s been a constant theme: the administration shutting down space after space, making it impossible for students to get together to talk. Until finally the students had to make their own space—an encampment.
When I was an undergrad, this was most clearly seen in nomenclature: the plaza we occupied (against sweatshops) had an official name and a name literally everyone called it. We insisted on the latter; the administration suddenly started calling it the former.
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