Lilly @lillybilly299
foxy little jewess ✨ bohemian layabout ✨ aggressively applying my intellect to being a moron Joined February 2022-
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I bet not a single bitch got knocked up at natalcon
I bet not a single bitch got knocked up at natalcon
Men erroneously believe they could take a bear they encounter in the woods, I erroneously believe I could take a man I encounter in the woods. I mean he's in the woods. I probably eat more than him.
some of u on here
I brought these edibles and eating even a small amount makes me so fucking high which is crazy cus I ate like 4 of them on the plane how did I not die or have a panic attack
I know u guys like my stories about my dad so u might also like that he grew up in a spiritual cult on a farm
Not to brag but I can drive on both sides of the road. Actually I lied. I'm bragging.
My family put down 2 dogs and we don't even live on a farm. People r so hysterical it's insane.
My family put down 2 dogs and we don't even live on a farm. People r so hysterical it's insane.
I don't know why I use so many idioms or where I picked them up. I barely know what any of them mean outside of context.
I'm pretty sure at least half of the things I say don't make any sense
Lana came for so many of y'all when she said "your poetry is bad and you blame the news"
It's probably the phones
It's probably the phones
Is affiliation as useful a metric as church attendance?
Is affiliation as useful a metric as church attendance?
Can't even imagine how quickly some of y'all would turn on me if I started self identifying as pretty
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One thing that keeps me from just being a democrat is their belief that if a policy is intended to be good, it is good, and if a policy with good intentions fails then it is worth retaining for symbolic reasons, or just to keep the "bad guys" from winning one.
@lillybilly299 I must be still asleep or just an anxious bitch bc why did my heart drop a beat when I saw natalcon
@lillybilly299 like sure, this is a real problem. but a convention about it is just stoopid. ppl dont have kids for causes, they do so when they feel secure
If a bear attacked me, everyone would believe me and no one would call me a slut
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can I say something without everyone getting mad
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I have stopped caring about the opinions of anyone who doesn't have a beard and my life has already improved
most guys with hoe-scaring political positions think they’re way better at hiding it than they actually are like no sir that hairline screams evola
@lillybilly299 how fun would it be go around and ask women at the conference, " you wanna solve this problem or what?"
this was one of my fav books as a kid
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