sam @regular_sam
very regular Philadelphia, PA Joined August 2012-
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thank you for your email. i’m actually in office, but not gonna respond because i’m playing hard to get. best wishes, sam
i don’t want to get upset when i see people walking around in shorts & tshirts when it’s 40 degrees out. i don’t want to let it get to me. but alas, i am only human
LOOK WHO'S HERE 😍
nothing is more emotionally taxing than trying to remove red nail polish
just once, when i say “yeah sorry my apartment kind of looks like an acid trip right now” i want someone to disagree with me. just once
Painting Palette Flower Pots 🎨💐
tony soprano walked so he could run
tony soprano walked so he could run
this works fyi
Can’t get enough of this news cycle
wants to know if you come here often & can he buy you a drink? says he’s friends with the bartender who’s been ignoring him for an hour
i’m not a afraid of a $5 minimum. hell, make it 10
standing at a bus stop waiting for an uber. that’s money management baby
listen. if you want me to learn a lesson, let me customize my sandwich. best if the good ingredients cost extra. i should pay for my mistakes
having an absolute blast dating. 10/10, no notes
if i’m walking with someone somewhere & they’re walking slow it’s just like, why do you hate me
gotta be real. i don’t like this motherfucker at all
your boyfriend wouldn't last a single day as a gnome btw. he sucks at foraging. can't fucking forage at all. fucking idiot
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The sluttiest thing a man can do is walk 500 miles & then immediately proceed to walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.
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No i like him
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All this time I thought I was a good person but how I react to slow walkers in front of me would really suggest that I’m absolutely not a good person
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