riss @mshaccc
pain is inevitable • suffering is optional • 🧜🏼♀️🦋🕊️🌾🐚✨🍯🪁🎡🪬🧸🪩🩵 youtube.com/embed/NEZhfJkB… New Jersey, USA Joined December 2011-
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People crack me up when they’re surprised my baby doesn’t “remember” them….. they say shit like “they don’t remember when they fell asleep on me?” You mean you’re shocked that my baby doesn’t recollect when you held them as a newborn one time 6 months ago? Lol bye
To get any book you want on the internet, type the name of the book followed by doctype:pdf E.g The Alchemist doctype:pdf
To get any book you want on the internet, type the name of the book followed by doctype:pdf E.g The Alchemist doctype:pdf
days where the baby just cries ALL day for seemingly NO reason….. <<<<
Pro tip, meal prepping is a great way to ensure that you always have food that is cold, a little old, and not what you’re in the mood for
bought the baby so many 6-9m clothes just for him to immediately have a growth spurt 🙃
why are baby classes always so early? does anyone offer something for the sleep deprived mom/baby that can’t manage to get out of the house before 1pm?
Isolation is my favorite form of self care
"can we reschedule?" YES GOD YES PLEASE YES WOOHOO
Me after looking directly at the Eclipse cause I hate being told what to do:
it’s not my responsibility to make sure my baby knows who you are 😇
love that moment when i “accidentally” finish a book at 3am instead of just reading one chapter like i told myself hours ago
Kids are allowed being pissed that they go all the way through fucking college then send out literally hundreds of job applications that go fucking nowhere only to wind up with a job that they could have done at 15 and can't cover independent adult living expenses
ugh the simslish version <3
it’s funny that not only do people without kids NOT “get it,” but they don’t CARE to get it either
a pain like no other 😅
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When you got a lot to say but being silent is the best option
income tax
What's a scam that's so normalized that we don't even realize it's a scam anymore?
there was an estate sale for matthew weiner and of course i found out 15 minutes after it ended. all of the mad men and sopranos memorabilia i missed out on i am sick to my stomach 😭
don’t invite me nowhere with complicated parking because i’ll just go home
*6 missed calls* *5 missed facetime* *8 unread messages*
“I JUST DON’T WANT THAT FOR MYSELF ANYMORE” is a valid enough reason to stop fw anything .
they fucked up and gave me aux. i’m playing one time by justin bieber
original sopranos scripts and mad men merch/gifts to the cast? and the sale is over!?
No and also we fucking hate you
Be Honest! The name 𝕏 is far better than Twitter. Yes or No?
we been hearing "boys will be boys" since we started walking on this earth. You'll be alright. Suck it up bubba
“i’m just a girl” is the worst sentence ever known to man. women be pushing 30 saying that shit lmao
Bruh being healthy actually takes up a lot of time and energy. like i don’t even have time to be depressed because i gotta meal prep and work out and shower and fold my clothes and moisturize my face and deep condition my hair and call my loved ones and read my books.
Life of being a mommy! The new born stage truly is a love hate relationship! You wake up and see your child smiling laughing giving you all the love. But know that they had you up all night dragging you! Sleep deprivation no joke !
packing away baby clothes today. i can’t believe my son is already 3 months old 🥹
When I was about to give birth, the nurses were prepping things and a random male staff member that I hadn’t seen yet popped in and just stood across from me at the end of the bed. My nurse was great and she said “what are you doing?” and he said “I’m here to observe.” She asked…
my son has been so perfect the last two day but i’m suspicious. feels like the calm before the storm…
when someone remembers a small detail about you..
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Someone said Coachella is just Urban Outfitters, the musical and I’m SCREAMING.
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