bustopher hitchens, the skeptellicle cat @realpqp
heavyside looks on in complete disinterest the skeptellicle ball Joined June 2019-
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Real tragic arc to J.J. Abrams's career. He made a Star Trek movie that made you think "this man should really be making a Star Wars movie." Then he made a Star Wars movie that made you think "this man should really be in prison"
It's scary what's happening. People who, only 5 years ago, were 25 or 27 at most, are now 30 and in some cases even 33 years old
[too lazy to kms] hey Boeing i know what you did
My dad has beers with his buddies each Wednesday and makes a list of things to talk about beforehand and it is the cutest thing in the world!
hittin that banana-flavored vape before being sacrificed to the gods
is this When the Clown Cried
is this When the Clown Cried
Two months ago, @ThisHouseFresh sounded the alarm about Google killing independent sites. I wrote an update on things I’ve learned and things that happened after publishing that article: housefresh.com/how-google-dec… SPOILER: We have lost 91% of traffic from Google since then.
damn i just realized that i coulda got rich a couple of years ago when everyone was buying washlets for their toilet at the same time the biden "i did that" stickers were everywhere toilet attachment that washes your butt and has biden's face, "Joseph Robinette Bidet", easy $$$
imagine asking the cops to beat up ur students and the cops say nahhhh we’re good 😭😭😭
imagine asking the cops to beat up ur students and the cops say nahhhh we’re good 😭😭😭
A major tenet of the Jewish religion is that Jews are invited to question everything. This law intended to curb antisemitism is actually specifically anti-Jewish.
A major tenet of the Jewish religion is that Jews are invited to question everything. This law intended to curb antisemitism is actually specifically anti-Jewish.
lmao
Stanley Kubrick: I set my film in the most unpleasant brutalist estates I could find as a cautionary tale Housing Activists: at long last, we can preserve the estates from the classic film Look How Horrible These Estates Are
Americans have been unable to access evidence-based mental health treatments for years because a law enforcement agency in the federal executive decided it doesn’t believe that ADHD diagnoses are real
Americans have been unable to access evidence-based mental health treatments for years because a law enforcement agency in the federal executive decided it doesn’t believe that ADHD diagnoses are real
I awoke this morning from unsettling dreams to find myself changed, in my bed, into a monstrous vermin. Here's what it taught me about B2B sales:
I awoke this morning from unsettling dreams to find myself changed, in my bed, into a monstrous vermin. Here's what it taught me about B2B sales: https://t.co/5g8s5vrnaq
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K E L S E Y 👻 @glumDumpst3r
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Annette "she was robb.. @roseknittingco
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Georgie Girl @fattyfishsticks
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Penelope 💋 @foster_ave31246
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Dan Olson @FoldableHuman
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Privacy Guides @privacy_guides
14K Followers 3 Following Privacy Guides is your central privacy and security resource to protect yourself online. Be sure to follow us on Mastodon!
Connecticut SRA @ct_sra
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Matthew Gault @mjgault
6K Followers 2K Following Nukes, weird tech, conflict. @motherboard forever Host of @angryplanetpod and *redacted* tips: [email protected] signal: 347 762-9212
Poorly Aged Things @PoorlyAgedStuff
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Bad China Takes @BadChinaTake
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315K Followers 1K Following Bye. https://t.co/7CTLPHydam: @popehat. Mastodon: @[email protected]. Substack: https://t.co/j3NdkUE2en. Podcast: https://t.co/43rX4AAPbI.
BadGenocideTakes @BadGenocideTake
2K Followers 20 Following An account dedicated to recording and documented people who should avoid talking about genocide failing to do so.
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Southern New England .. @sne_sra
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@thiteanish what- no! so sad...
@thiteanish oh hi i'm such a big fan i never meant to upset you omg i totally respect you ✨
tech people do the innocent "i'm just an innocent little baby and i didn't mean any harm" act when they face direct rebuke, but they return to their little swamp to make fun of consent when they find their in-group of other losers
@Cuttlefish2401 @ShadowTodd he tweeted a joke about the beef, before Euphoria came out I think, and you dredged it up claiming he's rooting for a paedophile. If that's a jest you need to work on your comedy
Hey I’m gettin into beer what’s a good one that pairs well with driving
My dad told me he was playing the original Fallout so I go over to his place and
I was so honoured to be asked to do a guest comic for C&H. This was the fulfillment of a long held dream of mine so I had to go a little nuts with it.
Absolutely legendary guest comic from the one and only @hausofdecline
well this sucks. oh well, another one bites the dust
thank you, virginia state police for helping me remember i am NOT biting my nails anymore. i just put my hand to my mouth and it was covered in pepper spray 👍🏼
cisgender man @elonmusk telling obsessed bigot JK Rowling to give it a fucking rest is not what I had on my bingo card for 2024 ngl.
the bots have become threatening
Real tragic arc to J.J. Abrams's career. He made a Star Trek movie that made you think "this man should really be making a Star Wars movie." Then he made a Star Wars movie that made you think "this man should really be in prison"
If you *honestly* believe this you are very stupid and I'm sorry you got swindled by the weird pedo apologist youtuber.
Gw "we are a company we sell toys not lore" Also gw "lets use ridicule a popular politicial and make him sound evil in our novels for no reason" a small tip to any leaders in games workshop and other companies, FIRE YOUR WRITERS AND EMPLOYEES WHO KEEP ADDING GAS TO THE FIRE.
Nothing says “feminism” like telling a woman who doesn’t want to have painful penetrative sex they just “don’t have to do it.” I guess it’s bad to like sex? I also don’t want to feel pain when I use a tampon or go to the gynecologist? Should I just not do that either?
@fallenigloos @mjs_DC JFC, who was this drunk driver and whose son/relative is he?
Oral arguments in this case were a TRIP x.com/shemkalegal/st…
@ShannonKilpatri @RMFifthCircuit Four minutes and 30 seconds in, a judge tells him (as he was struggling with a fact question), “You have no clue.” Lawyer: I don’t know. Judge: So let’s go with no clue because that’s as good as we’re going to get. youtu.be/NWUkBPfxcYY?si…
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