ℂ𝕒𝕡𝕟 𝔽𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕥 @raisethablack
Stand to your duties, trust your fellow shipmates, and we'll all get through this. Dictated but not read. Here there be dragons Joined June 2021-
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Observably consistent pile of shit factory produces piles of shit and someone you don’t like notices.
Observably consistent pile of shit factory produces piles of shit and someone you don’t like notices.
If anyone recommends this to you then block them. Unless the third book is out.
If anyone recommends this to you then block them. Unless the third book is out.
Imagine being this guy.
@DovySimuMMA Jon jones after he finds mma guru:
@KurtSchlichter People are spending way too much energy on this. This is getting far more play than Fauci’s sustained abuse of puppies.
These idiots are unemployable. Completely. And they will cry to have their loans forgiven and just sit around hitting weed vapes and picking pimples.
These idiots are unemployable. Completely. And they will cry to have their loans forgiven and just sit around hitting weed vapes and picking pimples.
“It would be really swell if we kill these people” <— what context does that sentiment come across as acceptable?
Yes but it’s the ones that are super duper annoying.
Yes but it’s the ones that are super duper annoying.
LFG
Mommy… i frew up
Mommy… i frew up https://t.co/hU42uHDs9N
Her: I’ve never done this before. I’m so innocent. Later that evening.
Her: I’ve never done this before. I’m so innocent. Later that evening.
The Lakers are 0-10 against the Nuggets since the installation of this thing.
The Lakers are 0-10 against the Nuggets since the installation of this thing.
Why Gary?
Instead of fining democrats for waving flags, the House Sergeant at Arms just called and said I will be fined $500 if I don’t delete this video post. Mike Johnson really wants to memory hole this betrayal of America.
Instead of fining democrats for waving flags, the House Sergeant at Arms just called and said I will be fined $500 if I don’t delete this video post. Mike Johnson really wants to memory hole this betrayal of America.
Dogs are literal angels that watch over and protect us. They are God’s greatest gift to man. Being against them is an open admission that you serve the devil.
When it's getting hard to hide the fact you got your side chick pregnant
sorry I really liked your post but my timeline refreshed before I could click the button
Fred @Grand_handsomer
10K Followers 2K Following proud hypocrite, based peach grower, puts corn in spaghetti, pro waterboarding my very bad dog, owner of zero cats, ❤️ The Institute of Cetacean Research
Long Monkeypox @podiatristdon
5K Followers 4K Following Twin brother of Ron. Arby’s. Undisputed underwear hammer fighting champion. Dumbie. Certified ballistic podiatrist.
(•_•) @AsTheWorldBurnz
8K Followers 1K Following Some people just want to watch the 🌎 burn • subtle savagery • giver of the best food takes • I said what I said (-_-) • #grandsolarminimum climate cult denier
Meara @MillennialOther
15K Followers 9K Following I have my moments. Known for boomer rants and unsolicited hot takes. The best part of my life is being a foster mom for #RescueDogs.
Amos @AmosFromWV
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Gen-X Wolf™ @GenXWolf
3K Followers 2K Following Sarcasm is an art form | Wolfbibi | Artisanal Sh*tposter and Dank Meme Connoisseur | Canis Lupus Enthusiast | Rarely Tweets Out A Banger
Whatevs @j035ich5pach
3K Followers 1K Following There's swearing. Papa. Cargo shorts aficionado. Unapologetic #Packers #GocubsGo #GoIrish fan. I cook meat. I want Oysters. Pull your kids out of Public School.
Horse Sense @HorseSense25
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PizzaCzar @PizzaWanchovies
5K Followers 3K Following Hide you dirty kulaks. mustard/ketchup/relish. you won’t like what I say. 1Corinthians 5:21. 🇺🇸🇮🇱 bad memes found here
Phil @RealPhillyP
3K Followers 2K Following This is an evolving Twitter account. At this point, mostly AEW with a smattering of American politics. #AEW #LFGM
Stephen Lloyd @apparentlysteve
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Taxation is Theft Ner.. @Adventure_Nero
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Lee @lee_bail83
2K Followers 1K Following cereal killer. ties to the CIA. almost likable. love dogs, just not mine. hate coffee. birdadict is the bird and he’s real so stop asking. anti cat. anti goat
Dr. TopNotchBiscuits,.. @mommypenny1971
2K Followers 2K Following Wife, Mom, Working Girl, #minion, purveyor of prize winning meatloaf and scathing commentary. @flappr_
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752 Followers 5K Following I’m hot for discount ziti #Gabagool2024 #DeSantis2028
Carlos Btno Cigar🇺.. @CarlosBtnoCigar
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Sidney Anderson @Nov30500
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Egg Zackly @EggZackly1
39K Followers 43K Following Conservative 30 yr Navy vet.Sick of what USA has become. #1A#2A#FJB MAGA RT/following not endorsing. PATRIOT IFBAP, READY TO RISE UP , USNA
Izabela Corkern @CorkernIza91275
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Anthony 🇺🇸 ❤�.. @AnthonyChris79
5K Followers 5K Following #AMERICAFIRST #TRUMP #MAGA #TRUMP2024 #TRUMPWON #PATRIOTS 🇺🇸 ❤️ 🙏
Karla Gietzen @GietzKa
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Iron Ken @IronKenX
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That Ol’ Good Thing @Matt_as_hell
145 Followers 282 Following To be or not to be. Pure reason resonates, shattering the illusion like the potter’s clay.
Alana Motzer @motz_ala
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Rosann Ninness @NinnessRos45090
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Ling Algee @alge_lin
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Gracie Kilduff @GraKilduf
71 Followers 5K Following
Bourbon Enthusiasts @jacob_thorson1
4K Followers 14K Following Bourbon Enthusiast 🍷🍷 Drink first and ask questions later🍷🍷 You must be +21 to follow. Cheers 🍻
Libbie Closter @clost_libb
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Radical American Chri.. @Crt4Me
881 Followers 749 Following This country needs more Thomas Sowell, less Ibrahm X Kendi, more Jesus, less Marx, more logic, less emotion, more humanity, less race. Foster/Adoptive parent.
Banned_Plebian @Banned_Plebian
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a Statement of Fact @fringeaggressor
394 Followers 198 Following If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole.
Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ.. @__bee_kay__
22K Followers 14K Following wildly inappropriate. memer. Alpha #Memegirls Pronouns: Sig/Glock/Ruger. ai artist. dm for custom requests
Jason @shalomninja
280 Followers 318 Following Lover of freedom, enjoyer of apple pie, MLB fan, Libertarian, Super Dad, Pastafarian, Member of NAHUC, ATL born, Chef, Sarcasm Savant, Professional Bullshitter
Sam Davis’ Shoe of .. @JustinOpinion10
2K Followers 5K Following If it can be destroyed by the truth, it should be destroyed by the truth.
Fred @Grand_handsomer
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Long Monkeypox @podiatristdon
5K Followers 4K Following Twin brother of Ron. Arby’s. Undisputed underwear hammer fighting champion. Dumbie. Certified ballistic podiatrist.
Prison Mitch @MidnightMitch
64K Followers 1K Following Assistant to the Press Secretary of FL. Memer.
(•_•) @AsTheWorldBurnz
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Meara @MillennialOther
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Ingenuous Firebrand �.. @ING2Firebrand
11K Followers 994 Following Universally-beloved meme artisan | unofficial official Firebrambassador | Fashion & Lifestyle Coach | humorous-adjacent tweets | certified Alpha
Amos @AmosFromWV
3K Followers 979 Following
Gen-X Wolf™ @GenXWolf
3K Followers 2K Following Sarcasm is an art form | Wolfbibi | Artisanal Sh*tposter and Dank Meme Connoisseur | Canis Lupus Enthusiast | Rarely Tweets Out A Banger
Whatevs @j035ich5pach
3K Followers 1K Following There's swearing. Papa. Cargo shorts aficionado. Unapologetic #Packers #GocubsGo #GoIrish fan. I cook meat. I want Oysters. Pull your kids out of Public School.
Horse Sense @HorseSense25
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PizzaCzar @PizzaWanchovies
5K Followers 3K Following Hide you dirty kulaks. mustard/ketchup/relish. you won’t like what I say. 1Corinthians 5:21. 🇺🇸🇮🇱 bad memes found here
Phil @RealPhillyP
3K Followers 2K Following This is an evolving Twitter account. At this point, mostly AEW with a smattering of American politics. #AEW #LFGM
Stephen Lloyd @apparentlysteve
4K Followers 874 Following Associated with Steves. Noted Bluecheck. Meme and lifestyle account.
Taxation is Theft Ner.. @Adventure_Nero
3K Followers 657 Following A Madman on a journey to discover what remains of the American Dream Anti-Federalist A Monkeypox on all your houses - Nero
Chertok @coolerkdawg
450 Followers 531 Following Careers in biology and IT. Interests in history, firearms, economics, and space exploration. Nonpracticing libertarian.
Chris O'Connor @aChrisOConnor
17K Followers 510 Following Tires | Samesies | Showborhood | https://t.co/FBBGYU0Bk4
Richard @Kearns_Richard_
3K Followers 2K Following ❤️ I tell terrible jokes https://t.co/BiuKUdanC5 buy me a coffee ☕ or beer 🍻 https://t.co/251t0d2NsS
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Scipio @trainrekwatcher
300 Followers 370 Following Scientist, engineer, amateur historian and traveler. Opinions are my own. Trying to be a nice guy (don’t push me). (On my 4th Twitter account.)
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Mr Anderson @MrAnderson88580
459 Followers 1K Following Are you really good? Or are you just afraid of admitting you enjoy evil?
Ƒʉͫcͧкͭιͪηͣ.. @__bee_kay__
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Marcus @Fabled_Abel
523 Followers 648 Following Just me Write about PBR. Google Law School Graduate *per a convicted felon attorney* https://t.co/zx3B89SeJk #OutrideIt!
𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝕲.. @pan_dejo_
9K Followers 9K Following Sarcastic Conservative -All views are my own -If you don’t like me just block me #ShaikhOfTheAlley #FJB #legendpack #Trump2024 🇺🇸
Jason @shalomninja
280 Followers 318 Following Lover of freedom, enjoyer of apple pie, MLB fan, Libertarian, Super Dad, Pastafarian, Member of NAHUC, ATL born, Chef, Sarcasm Savant, Professional Bullshitter
Yeller Lizard 🦎�.. @FellerYeller
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Lawless Human @Liberty_guy85
639 Followers 1K Following Full of righteous sarcasm. Occasionally but rarely serious. *Different flags* The MF she said wasn't real.
Captain Jody Lee @jodylee5
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Ocean Breeze 🇺🇲.. @User_6788
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BrowningMachine (TEXI.. @BrowningMachine
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Brently @BrentlyG
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Radical American Chri.. @Crt4Me
881 Followers 749 Following This country needs more Thomas Sowell, less Ibrahm X Kendi, more Jesus, less Marx, more logic, less emotion, more humanity, less race. Foster/Adoptive parent.
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357 Followers 111 Following Retired NAVY Chief, father, husband. Guns, Harley’s and boats. “I’m just going to stay angry. I find that it relaxes me” -Ron Swanson
Hans Mahncke @HansMahncke
120K Followers 747 Following The great thieves lead away the little thief. Book: https://t.co/9rLPnjY7Ge coming soon.
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Adidas Hercules bigge.. @adidashercule
274 Followers 405 Following hi im back #FreePalpatine #FREENJF #NJF4L
Lucrezia 🖤🏴 @MoonageDaydre4m
2K Followers 2K Following I have Amnesia from before 2018. I am artistic. I have the 'tism. ♡ Egoism. saving for explant surgery. https://t.co/q0ZQAmc9IU https://t.co/90GZjskwnq
Chesty @ChestyPullerGst
18K Followers 957 Following Tenured Professor of Applied Violence, @PETA-certified Human Supremacist, CinC Expeditionary Force Against the Barbarians, Retired Crayon Connoisseur
@podcastitute I pretty new to audiobooks (I listen on my walks) but the Witcher series is phenomenal. I'm very late to the party I know.
@calico_heart_ All the Light We Cannot See. Amazing, in the original sense of the word
After rushing for 280 yards and 3 touchdowns against Florida last season, new #Bills RB said “I didn’t make history, our O-Line made history. WE ran for over 300 yards. As a collective unit we made history.” Humble attitude, fits the Buffalo culture.
@CynicalPublius @KurtSchlichter My first thought was that she was trying to immunize herself by disclosing it, first. But then I read the passage and it's more like she's showing us she cleans up her own problems no matter how ugly. And I'm down for that but a lot of people are not, so it was a bad idea.
.@SpeakerJohnson & @GregAbbott_TX hate speech is free speech. Eat my ass.
Kids are gone for the weekend so ima clean and sleep and possibly get drunk?🤣🥹
@Mrgunsngear Inshallah the truck driver is in a cooler rn
@tparsi This video is chilling. When I get pulled over for speeding, I always shout, "I am a professor!!!!!" I don't want to live in a world where professors are held accountable for their actions. This is absolutely dystopian. Thanks, Republicans, thanks a lot. 🙁
I voluntarily mowed my neighbor’s lawn as a kid and they agreed to pay me $10. We both consented to the transaction and didn’t need to get the government involved. That’s the free market. That’s capitalism.
@liberty_lyss NOONE has ever experienced capitalism
@raisethablack @RNCResearch 🤔 I thought of some others since I posted like “ The Misremembered Life of Scranton Joe” 🤣
It is a thing of beauty to watch as these court cases basically get Trump to go to the inner cities, an area often ignored by most Republicans. Trump talking to union workers and all sorts of people now.
President Trump takes questions from press in New York City, answers DROWNED OUT by enthusiastic cheers from union crowd
@THATBOYMMAGURU Jon Jones driving to Guru’s house before he posts the video:
Poasters who have been around since 2016 be like
A 392 year old Greenland Shark in the Arctic Ocean, wandering the ocean since 1627.
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When you get to meet founder/creator/ceo of The Q Skirt you can’t help but ask for a pic. Great time tonight and thank you @QMB_4 for being awesome enough to take a pic with the dork to your right! @BriceAndWen #survivor
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