ringworm @prawn_meat
kick damn ass and rock on. linktr.ee/maxlavergne dharawal, sydney Joined March 2009-
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a lot of people on here would say nothing if 1500 of their favourite indie rock bands took 1 private jet flight per year. but when 1 taylor swift takes 1500 flights they all lose their minds... make it make sense..
when cartoon characters look at a photo and the photo is of real life... it's like ok... that's how thin the veil between worlds is? it's that thin?
(very poorly recounting a conspiracy theory) basically the stonehenge rocks are aliens. they landed there and uhh forgot to move. that's their skeletons. same with the pyramids
just froze my enemy in a giant block of ice... his surprised expression is so comical
it's sad thinking of all the dogs in old movies that have died, but even sadder thinking of the earth we fled because of the dogs that can't
cultures yet to invent dogs still make speculative dog tweets. "they have form," says one. "they are formless," says another. both are wrong
goofus achieves wonders like instantaneous global communication and interplanetary travel but remains governed by his own decay. gallant too
an oscar the grouch in every trashcan doesn't break the canon that there's only one of him, each connects to a central body in the undercity
being caught by the Sufferluffagus is a much more precise and detailed agony than the dreamlike violence of Big Blurred
optometrists can see your thoughts when shining that light in your eyes but can't understand them. they're too blurry. you need glasses dude
i love her BUTTE, but only PLATEAUNICALLY ;) [a tumbleweed made of bugs rolls by. they keep still, moved only by wind. are they dead? am i?]
this is the wilhelm scream of pits. name any movie with a pit. this was that pit. name any of your family. i've pushed them into this pit.
Goofs: Beavis believes his existence to be that which he experiences rather than the blanket of darkness shrouding the infinity he does not.
a monumental day!
one of my buddies has a knowledge of faust which is uncomfortably large. we call him the goethemaster
getting some of this for my buddies. they deserve a big lip plumpgasm too
i have watched and reviewed "late night with the devil". boxd.it/6kYp8H
(trying to remember harry potter's name) you know, the kid brunette. the maestro
tried a delicious "coffee" this morning. a type of rich chowder made of beans. similar to japanese miso, with an intriguing flavour of wood
you can actually make leather out of anything that has a skin. (twirling a tape measure around my fingers while i look at your french bulldog) what's up little guy,
thomas violence @thomas_violence
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eris 🍄 and 0 other.. @erisberis1
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illy bocean @IllyBocean
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Lucy @LucyXIV
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three coffees and a n.. @AynRandy
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tomwalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood
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Dave @Mesut_Ausil
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Dan @dankgdl
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''Steve'' @extranapkins
25K Followers 765 Following Unapologetically Me👑 VP of Marketing - Bold & Opinionated! Music Maven 🎶 Sports Enthusiast 🏈 Lover of food 🍗 Cocktail Connoisseu https://t.co/Y8Y4cSlZ4u
slick @dlicj
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hotbrain @hotbrainland
853 Followers 4 Following hotbrain is a new independent game studio founded by @mightyatom, @winterkwinters, @utilitylimb and @nattiewinters announcing our first title soon!
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Melanie @Rabbit__Year
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Harry Jun @_harryjun_
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Tim Hewitt @TimHewitt
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𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 .. @EmmaTolkin
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大友全集 @otomo_zenshu
53K Followers 1 Following 大友克洋全集（講談社）についての告知などをお知らせします。 たまに大友克洋本人が皆さんのツイートにご返信します。
Peter Hollo @frogworth
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Every Sydney Station @Sydney_Stations
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The Minions are the last thing the US film industry has produced that has fully penetrated culture. Everyone has seen the minions in some form - nothing else from the last 15 years of cinema can match this. What's even more unsettling is they were created primarily by French guys
I feel like the last piece of a puzzle just fit into place in my brain. The Minions were created by French guys. Of course.
The Minions are the last thing the US film industry has produced that has fully penetrated culture. Everyone has seen the minions in some form - nothing else from the last 15 years of cinema can match this. What's even more unsettling is they were created primarily by French guys
what hammer do you use. I use a ridgid 18oz
Thank you America. Don’t stop talking about Gaza.
wrote this one...pretty cool...
man podcasts: I get up at 4am and I grind. from 3.27am I’m grinding. 29 hours per day I’m making bank woman podcasts: I masturbated my pussy clean off to bluey’s cartoon dog dad
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You've just been appointed casting director for the new Blood Meridian movie. Who do you cast as the judge?
The level of dehumanization it takes for it to get here (and it has been “here” since the first week of October and long before that). And some people still think this is necessary, good even, and they have no idea that the rest of us are never going to let them rest or forget.
BREAKING| Israel's army kills the eldest daughter of professor Refat Al Areer, Shaima'a, along with her husband and newborn baby, in a strike on an apartment in Al Rimal neighbourhood in Gaza.
The answer is that the Israelis leading this genocide are not descendants of Holocaust survivors. Netanyahu's family wasn't even in Europe during the Holocaust. Ben Gvir's family wasn't in Europe. Smotrich's family wasn't in Europe. All of their families were settlers in…
As a Jew, I keep thinking that this horror is the evilest possible legacy of the Holocaust, that it could warp history in such a way that the descendants of those they tried to exterminate would themselves commit genocide. It’s so perverse it takes your breath away.
pressing the button while the green man is already showing 🫵😂 he has much to learn of our customs
blood soaked stallions in London... frogs taking the shape of men in Manchester... put your ear to the soil, something stirs beneath England
we aren’t actually sure what utilitylimb is doing on our game or how they even got into our work slack. we stopped asking bc each time we did a bird would fly into the closed office window and die
Commercials then: Look at this stupid fucking idiot who doesn't use our product! 😂 That's not you, is it? 🤨😬 Commercials now: It's more than mustard. It's a precious memory you share with your family forever. 🫂❤️❤️
Lmao the vendor pic of me on the VANCAF website for some reason has the photo filter information embedded?? They HATE ME, this is so CRUEL
we are making a game at hotbrain.land :] @hotbrainland
Monsterkillers 2008-07-17 =-= 2008-07-20 A hunter of lions - Use of the Lion Sense - Beast gathers coin - The SHOP
Can’t lie. Doing the triple j hip hop show was crazy. Your own 2hrs on a national radio playing whatever and whoever The talent here in this country is undeniable. Only a matter of time until the right facilitation is here. Ty @triplej
hello maam. great viral post. and plus your tits are looking great as well. blocked. i hope i never see the likes of you again.
BREAKING kanye and bladee have been spotted at jamberoo action park, nsw: "where you control the action"
@prawn_meat At a counter protest for a TERF rally a few years ago @PhilosophyTube asked one of the cops how they choose which direction they face when they're standing between two groups like that, and he told us that they decide which direction to face personally
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