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If your 8 yo isn’t spending his Friday night relistening to Ben’s Slang Quiz what is he doing with his life, am I right @BenAndWoods
I’ve been to exactly one minor league ballpark (this one) but I have to say, this one is the most gorgeous of them all
I’ve been to exactly one minor league ballpark (this one) but I have to say, this one is the most gorgeous of them all
What did Dookie Betts say during the postgame interview about fights in the stands at Petco???
Update: After rewatching this game I can confirm that what everyone is mad about is that we made Dave Roberts sad and embarrassed. Again.
Update: After rewatching this game I can confirm that what everyone is mad about is that we made Dave Roberts sad and embarrassed. Again.
After last night’s two-homer game…I asked Fernando Tatis Jr. how he’s been able to have so much success against Clayton Kershaw, a future Hall of Famer. Tatis: “Just battling with him…he’s one of the best of all-time, and that guy definitely brings the best out of you.”
Anyway in honor of all the truly dumb takes this morning, I’m firing up a rewatch of last night’s game. I’ll let you know if anyone does something to embarrass Padres fans everywhere!
@C_LosR @woedoctor “don’t be a dork” is such uniformly good advice
The Padres are finally relevant and standing up for themselves after 50+ years of getting kicked in the dick by everyone, and the former sports editor of the local paper wants them to act like the losers they were and meagerly fade into the night. Just embarrassing.
The Padres are finally relevant and standing up for themselves after 50+ years of getting kicked in the dick by everyone, and the former sports editor of the local paper wants them to act like the losers they were and meagerly fade into the night. Just embarrassing.
The number of women wearing Urias jerseys here is disgusting #TakeBackPetco
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I think it was but now it feels like the Padres are just focused on winning a championship. But if Dodgers fans want to consider it a rivalry, that’s fine by me. Whatever makes it more fun for you guys.
I think it was but now it feels like the Padres are just focused on winning a championship. But if Dodgers fans want to consider it a rivalry, that’s fine by me. Whatever makes it more fun for you guys.
I have an extra ticket for tomorrow's game. Section 117, $100. Please help me share @BenAndWoods 🙏🏼 #Padres #PadresTwitter
I think we’re all well aware that Trump *saying* he doesn’t want to attend a debate and it actually being likely that he doesn’t attend a debate are two very different things. Do better NYT
poor dog, none of his friends are gonna believe him
I hope it runs during 6th inning
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That's a pretty relevant swing.
"So much for being irrelevant in this ballgame!" Here's how Jurickson Profar's go-ahead three-run double sounded on the Padres Radio Network! 🎙️ @jesseagler & @tonygwynnjr
My ESPN takeaway: Dodgers demonstrate flawless display of baseball talent and acumen in 6-3 loss to Padres.
Don't overlook this aspect of tonight's Padres win: the bullpen threw 6 scoreless innings. Phenomenal job from Kolek, Matsui, Peralta, Cosgrove, De Los Santos, and Suarez.
Think I liked this win tonight even better than the 8-run comeback game. You?
Even on his worst days I've never seen Cronenworth give less than his best effort. Like him or not, the dude shows up to play. KYAL
Jurickson Profar's last 11 games: .382 BA, .475 OBP Profar currently has a 1.012 OPS for the season, which ranks in the top-10 among National League hitters. Profar also ranks tied for 3rd in doubles (5) and 7th in OBP (.434).
19,000ish bets involving millions of dollars is peak restraint. KYAL
Everyone’s killing Ippei the interpreter but give him this: he showed good restraint not betting on baseball
Grilled Mahi-Mahi and Brussels sprouts #Donatangelo