Patrick Lappin @patricklappin
Writer, retweeter, internet enthusiast. Mexico Joined August 2010-
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All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy
It is important to resist the commodification of basic human needs. Food, water and healthcare cannot be subordinated to market considerations or geopolitical interests. Access to adequate food is a fundamental human right grounded in the dignity of every person. Meeting this need not only alleviates suffering but also addresses underlying causes of geopolitical instability. Indeed, food security is an essential component of global and integral security. vatican.va/content/leo-xi…
@DJDonegal I don't think you'd be saying this if Arsenal had won the Peace Cup in 2008, Denis. #rentfree
Short answer to Q below: YES Resultant riots saw homes torched and BAME people attacked When similar crimes perpetrated by white British they barely register on BBC news eg Saudi student killed in Cambridge or anti Muslim rampage in Edinburgh requiring counter terrorism police
Did the BBC’s coverage of the Belfast knife attack help fan the flames of racial tension? Join us on Saturday at 07.45 on BBC1 @BBCBreakfast or at 15.45 on the News Channel. Or find us on the @BBCiPlayer from midnight
I agree with Mishal Muslim attack was 5th story on BBC website last night, below story about weather/heat Yet same BBC led on a man being stabbed in Belfast early claiming suspect Sudanese (initial police statement wrongly said he was Somalian). Subsequently riots ensued
The attack began near a mosque & ended with 5 people injured. Last night’s midnight bulletin on Radio 4 had the story half way down the running order and this morning’s 9 am bulletin had a 20 second read
@jonawils It's such a Jonathan Wilson boot. Practical, unfussy and consistently just there, doing what it said it would do, unbothered and uninterested by the gak wars, the psychopaths further north or the fascinating sex taking place everywhere the boot isn't. A 4-4-2 of boots.
@JohnBrewin_ That's still the single worst piece of rhetoric I've heard since that bloke who wrote the Pina Colada song got sectioned. Imagine he'd had a budget education.
@craiguito far be it from me etc, but would it be better if you DMd (even less sharey). I promise never to do this again and I'm sorry!
I saw a post on my local Facebook page that said, "dog found in Victoria Park, please share" so I replied, "OK, I'll have it on Mondays and Wednesdays"
I just thought I’d say I’m thinking of my Jewish friends at the moment. And the fact that I thought twice about posting this because (insanely) I feared some blowback for such a statement is part of the problem.
@PrivateEyeNews @mralistairgreen I bet your lad loved this.
@dank_ackroyd @craiguito At least people are still bedding each other.
Man delivering line that he’s been practising all week at dinner party
Zelensky: We are facing one of the most dangerous periods in Ukrainian history, a choice between losing our dignity and freedom and losing US support. We choose dignity. My answer is my oath of office. I did not betray Ukraine in Feb 2022 and we won’t betray in now.
From Sartre's "Antisemite and Jew"
This guy’s affect is so weird. It’s like it’s all a big joke to him, as he’s saying vile shit.
Cheeks was a pretty rough club in Deptford in the late 70s/80s. You'd weigh up the alternatives before going there. Then, one night, Marvin Gaye turned up. MARVIN GAYE TURNED UP.
Oh, the grand old Duke of York, He had 12 million quid. He gave it to someone he’d never met, For something he never did.
@trussliz Are these policies in the room with you right now?
Ngga looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie
Craig Deeley 🇪🇺... @craiguito
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Paul Savage @comedysavage
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Risso @manxvilla
569 Followers 1K Following Aston Villa, running and fitness. #parkrun, indie. But mostly Villa. Happily married dad of 5.
Rob Auton @RobertAuton
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Jozef Koztelo @jokers_tailor
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Joby Mageean @JobyMageean
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Coops - Shadow Minist... @Coops19891
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Polarbear (Steven Cam... @homeofpolar
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melanie 🐾 @melaouwb
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FFS Mate, Really? @4fucksakemate
15 Followers 43 Following incredulitatis per profano. Actual human taking the time to ask of the #TwatsOfTwitter: For Fuck's Sake Mate, Really? Tinfoil Hat Gif Lover.
おひさまの笑顔 @Uivweewe74801
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TheJCAS @the_jcas
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Rich Sutherland 🦁 @SuthRich
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Steve L @stevelutwyche
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The_Holy_Trinity_Show @Holy_Trinity_AV
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Jack @jack_avfccubs
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Lydia Botters ▯ @MrLloydBotters
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Randy Van Vai @KilleriffKO
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shroppiemon @shroppiemon
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Yellow PAHOOT 🏁 @YELLOWPAHOOT
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Eddy Quan @waronwekness
44 Followers 211 Following Enslaved 9-5er ▶️ Captain of my own ship | Now I help others be self-made and self-paid | Tweets on writing, audience building and email marketing
Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK
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Craig Deeley 🇪🇺... @craiguito
18K Followers 6K Following I do stand-up and tweet silly things. My podcast Trish of the Day out now, link below.
Elis James @elisjames
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Paul Savage @comedysavage
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Mark Steel @mrmarksteel
214K Followers 73 Following I love Twitter because everyone's always polite and no one ever takes anything you say literally, never.
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569 Followers 1K Following Aston Villa, running and fitness. #parkrun, indie. But mostly Villa. Happily married dad of 5.
Rob Auton @RobertAuton
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Coops - Shadow Minist... @Coops19891
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christopher macarthur... @macarthurboyd
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Polarbear (Steven Cam... @homeofpolar
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The Beatles Earth @BeatlesEarth
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