Mike Thompson @passwordismiket
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Lots of “vote harder” energy being channeled by people who can’t articulate a straight-faced defense of what Judge Cannon is doing to this case. It’s ok to admit this is a judicial horror show. You don’t have to be “detached savvy” about it.
Disgusted that I killed that puppy I hated? Would it change your mind to know that what I did was technically legal?
Disgusted that I killed that puppy I hated? Would it change your mind to know that what I did was technically legal?
Instead of forgiving student loans, Joe Biden should just direct Seal Team Six to rob all the banks and give the money to the people with student debt.
We need drastic action now on climate change and the drastic action I will take is, uh, waiting for the perfect candidate.
We need drastic action now on climate change and the drastic action I will take is, uh, waiting for the perfect candidate.
I’m skeptical of people who hang on every inflammatory word of 19-year-old college students but are indifferent to members of Congress calling on people to run over protestors with cars or use nuclear weapons on civilians. There is a revealing inconsistency and imbalance here.
Whether it’s Arizona Republican Austin Smith repeatedly accusing Democrats of election fraud or Arizona Republican Austin Smith personally committing election fraud, both parties have been linked to election fraud in the Grand Canyon State.
Court dismisses state's assertion that abortion is not a religious exercise: "if a corporation can engage in a religious exercise by refusing to provide abortifacients— a pregnant person can engage in a religious exercise by pursuing an abortion."
All the people who said SBF would never be charged etc. because of his political donations. Probably one of the clearest examples of what is a very common phenomenon, where the savvy people who want "the real story" tend to be the biggest dupes who fall for the dumbest ideas.
NY GOP Rep Brandon Williams tells @mkraju there are 26 against Emmer
Me: “After watching McCarthy->Scalise->Jordan, would any sane person want to signup for that?” Republicans:
Me: “After watching McCarthy->Scalise->Jordan, would any sane person want to signup for that?” Republicans:
Good news for Sandy Hook families...Judge in Texas ruled today that Alex Jones will be paying his debts to them for the rest of his life, pretty much. Here's a gift link to my story 🎃nytimes.com/2023/10/19/us/…
Jim Jordan is running for Speaker tomorrow against no one and is likely to lose.
NEW: House Republicans convene again after Speaker-designate Steve Scalise withdraws from election
Pause for a moment to admire the whole tableau
I am already in a calorie deficit not including dinner and dessert
I am already in a calorie deficit not including dinner and dessert
The idea that anti-trans laws are popular is a mirage created by noisy bigots and credulous media. Real-world Americans don’t want to mess around in the lives of their friends and neighbors.
The idea that anti-trans laws are popular is a mirage created by noisy bigots and credulous media. Real-world Americans don’t want to mess around in the lives of their friends and neighbors.
Dems in Disarray
Amid the “Why don’t Dems just bail out McCarthy” talk, his final swan song is all about how he will sacrifice his lifelong dream just so that the party doesn’t have to negotiate with Democrats
Amid the “Why don’t Dems just bail out McCarthy” talk, his final swan song is all about how he will sacrifice his lifelong dream just so that the party doesn’t have to negotiate with Democrats
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My favorite genre of Twitter post is "guy accidentally invents new heresy that would've killed 500,000 people and caused a centuries-long religious war if written a thousand years ago."
No amount of torture could drag this admission out of me and he's just...tweeting it like this...
@HazeyDaisey17 @BecomingTheNext @mistressfannie It's presumed because no woman has ever said, YES I WANT YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH ME SIR Only prostitutes do that.
i dunno, is the man in question *literally God*. because that sort of changes the power dynamic
I am slightly annoyed and concerned with the narrative that Jesus Christ "sacrificed" himself. Let me course correct. If a government sent agents to a man's house, dragged him out, beat the hell out of him and hung him up in a public square to let him starve and suffocate,…
The median American IQ score is 98. Therefore, having part of his brain eaten by worms will make RFK, Jr. more relatable as a candidate. by Matthew Yglesias
New favorite caption (h/t @bradheath)
Kennedy team had 12 hours to come with an answer to the brain worms news cycle and their answer is this lmao
I offer to eat 5 more brain worms and still beat President Trump and President Biden in a debate.
Sir please do not consume more brain worms
I offer to eat 5 more brain worms and still beat President Trump and President Biden in a debate.
I wouldve signed up for a PPV My Kevin cam as the Johnson motion to vacate failed.
🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: President Biden tells @ErinBurnett that if Israel invades the city of Rafah, the U.S. will stop supplying it with artillery shells, bombs for fighter jets and other offensive weapons
I hope the chasmic differences between Trump and Biden's judicial appointees reenters the 2024 conversation soon because I personally think we should, as a voting public, spend much more time thinking about the judges who will effectively rule us for the next 30 years.
There is a vast universe in which we can joke robustly about RFK Jr. asserting a brainworm problem without ever going anywhere near the sick, soulless void where this gutter trash wants to enjoy a laugh:
You either die a Kennedy with a hole in the brain or live long enough to become a Kennedy with a hole in the brain.
I get it. Reality doesn't seem to matter. But there are some truths about public opinion here: - On any question Republicans will rally to support their side and oppose Democrats - Independents don't pay attention to politics and more often pick random answers
I’m going to become the Joker. politico.com/news/2024/05/0…
Sometimes a story comes along that makes so much sense it feels like you knew it all along.
Threatening to murder someone on twitter because they gave brown children some free ice cream seems like a not particularly valuable use of one's limited time on Earth
I never understood this. Once you are on the plane you are done. You can nap, you can read, you can watch a movie. All without interruption If you stay in the airport until the last second you have to constantly be aware of the time. You can’t get absorbed in anything
Pic of my IQ test results (I’m the last person in line to board the plane 😎)
Looking forward to the pod when Seattle gets its NBA team back and they argue that it has to be called the Storm because it's unpossible for a fan to remember more than one team name per sport at once
it's honestly incredible that two men who have spent their entire careers overwriting about basketball by many thousands of words can claim to not have the ability to remember 12 additional nouns
the mosquito sending this tweet
Having doors that open this wide is the best thing ever on a nice day
Weird. After I massacred all my golden geese the eggs stopped coming. Anyone have some advice?
Per @peterbakernyt if one party is pro democracy and the other is um, anti democracy, the Times can't choose a side for fear of looking partisan. He said this, to of all news outlets, Fox News. You really can't make this shit up.
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