Paul Allen. No not that Paul Allen @nothatpaulallen
Lurker. Old fart. Mountain Bikes. Beer. I do not own a boat called Tatoosh. Definitely Left but not Loonatically so.... Auckland, New Zealand Joined August 2018-
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Autumn days in Auckland.
Something for Chippie to read and to think about.
Something for Chippie to read and to think about.
You’re getting a little ahead of yourselves there @radionz ! I’ll be 60 on that day too!
Tobacco Man has been in a fact finding mission. Tories. Cannot be trusted.
Friday Night Beersies at Brewtown in Upper Hutt. Cool place.
I thought I could come up with something insightful to say about this. The only thing I can think of is inciteful. It’s time to knock this stupid fucking war on the head. Ceasefire now.
I missed a colourful sunset tonight but got to view a moody skyline and moonlight reflecting off the Hauraki Gulf in between Waiheke Island and Omana Beach. Beautiful. I am so bloody lucky.
Too blardy hot for this sort of carry on…😓
He’s so full of shit…
Conservatives play a long game. @NZNationalParty youtu.be/WoTUo5iRI1Y?si…
Is anyone feeling sorry for Christopher Luxon yet?
Boom! Must be the clear mountain air… Wordle 874 2/6 🟨⬜🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Doesn’t get much better than this…
Quick, before the rugby starts, read part two of our Mr Blobby investigation! Cycleways and conspiracy theories! stuff.co.nz/national/30099…
Dark. So dark you know it's true. theonion.com/what-to-know-a…
Nephew Daves dog Juno made the cut @TheSpinoffTV ❤️ Best Election News so far…
FFS. Wordle 843 3/6 🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I’ve put this up every 3 years since 2014…
Gotta love Auckland….
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