Christopher Luxon NatGPT @rugbyintel
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What I'd just say to you is, yes last week I said Melissa was doing everything she can and a policy reshuffle was not in my agenda but that was not what was happening to her future.
What I'd just say to you is, having to listen to & act on these reports is a very mentally & emotionally draining occupation. Which is why we're reducing the number of investigators having to deal with them. That's what a government that really cares about mental health does!
What I'd just say to you is, having to listen to & act on these reports is a very mentally & emotionally draining occupation. Which is why we're reducing the number of investigators having to deal with them. That's what a government that really cares about mental health does!
As if it's my fault they chose to become doctors instead of landlords.
As if it's my fault they chose to become doctors instead of landlords.
I put it to you will just make up the numbers. I do it all the time.
I put it to you will just make up the numbers. I do it all the time.
Enough! Chris Hipkins must resign as Prime Minister and call an election now!
Enough! Chris Hipkins must resign as Prime Minister and call an election now! https://t.co/nJTWveslEQ
I put it to you this gushing interview might sound cringe worthy if I was just a blow hard. But I really am all that.
Agenda update. Having just returned from my sold out Asian social media tour I'm now busy planning a military parade for this momentous occasion. We're considering making it a national holiday.
What I'm saying to you very clearly is these ram raids are happening every day and prove Labour's soft on crime approach is failing. We need a change of government, and we need it now.
I put it to you, while Jacinda used her international visits to sign free trade agreements, I use the Seinfeld method for my international social media tours. They're a mission about nothing.
I put it to you @honpeterdunne is such a racist misogynist I can't figure out which of David and Winston he voted for.
I put it to you we're cutting the "dumb stuff" like benefits rising with inflation, 80% of the team working on the school lunch program, teachers seconded to work on NCEA revisions & hiring more doctors & nurses.
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@antihobbes The synergies were aligned but the bandwidth just was not moving the needle.
It's tough for Melissa Lee personally but the reality is she needs to adapt to the PM's evolving preferences so that she can build a sustainable future
Bold move by Luxon
@rugbyintel I guess that means everything is going fine in Justice, Tiriti, SOE and Culture issues. I had not realised that.
or anyone for that matter, cos we are the Coalition of Narcissists and Sociopaths and we do what WE want so the rest of you can go and fork yourselves
@rugbyintel "We've spoken to a couple of very reasonable totally not made up folk on the street and their vibe is telling us we have to do what is right for all New Zealanders."🙄
@rugbyintel Geez, don't the idiots know you used to run an airline,Boss?
@rugbyintel Environmental terrorism @chrisluxonmp
@rugbyintel No queues at Chargers now - but there never was
@rugbyintel 31% of cars are EVs in China! I bght an MG made in China which was much cheaper than a Tesla.
@rugbyintel I wasn't a fan where the most expensive EV got the biggest rebate. It should have been the most affordable were encouraged, simply to get people who wouldn't be able to afford one could. People like Luxon could always afford a full price Tesla
@rugbyintel A very distraught man tonight on Checkpoint, whose stomach cancer op was stopped as he was preppped. V angry abt tax cuts for landlords which mean cuts for evthg else. I guess you're hoping if it's done quickly ppl will forget!
I thought Ministers were going to go 'line by line' and 'cut the dumb stuff' - not leave it to random chance by not replacing people who quit, leaving vital roles unfilled.
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