nilo @nilog

yooo whadup prodbynilo.com Joined March 2009

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Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers

2 years ago

Seconds after the card game rules are explained

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nilo @nilog

3 years ago

@_url_irl @Antonymous24 I saved this on Xbox unbeknownst of this tweet 😭 it’s on!!

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4 years ago

How do my glasses get SO dirty throughout the day? They don’t leave my face who tf fingerprints are those

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I'm a Republican Now. Here's Why: Today, the number of things I've bought from Banana Republic in my lifetime did a 2x (from 1 thing to 2 things.) Strangely, reports still show 100% Satisfaction in the "Things I've Bought from Banana Republic (Lifetime)" stuff category... (1/10)

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nilo @nilog

4 years ago

Not to pull focus from Ned Fulmer and towards another scandal, but I have it on good authority that Jeremy, the garden center specialist at my local Home Depot, has been cheating on his wife this entire time. Recently spotted holding hands with Kelly in the interior paints aisle.

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4 years ago

@MikeDeliversPod @ABFCreative 🙌🙌🙌

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4 years ago

@IM_AL_YO Untrustworthy if true

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4 years ago

I don’t trust anyone who knows what this button does

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4 years ago

@_url_irl This

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4 years ago

@KatieJelen If there was a button for that we’d all be billionaires

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alex @haneswhitetee

4 years ago

i got pink eye from all the shit ive seen

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nilo @nilog

4 years ago

11-year-old me washed up on the shores of Hurricane Harbor after losing my swim trunks on impact at the bottom of a crazy water slide

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nilo @nilog

4 years ago

@shy_niko for the record i too am a bed maker

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nilo @nilog

4 years ago

@shy_niko "Getting ratio'd on twitter hurts like HELL." - Jordan Peterson

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nilo @nilog

4 years ago

@shy_niko aight jordan peterson

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nilo @nilog

4 years ago

wtf was that wax lips “candy” and why did it only exist on Halloween

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4 years ago

new business idea: Wikipedia but with tons of ads

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4 years ago

Skipping the fireworks to watch The Social Network

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4 years ago

@KatieJelen ❤️

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nilo @nilog

4 years ago

"Pro-Life" is a real misnomer label for people celebrating 150M+ women losing autonomy over their bodies. Forced to give birth then forced back to work for a thing that literally couldn't possibly care less what happens to it. Anti-Choice for sure. "Pro-Life" not so much.