My pay needs an REP @mypayneedsanREP
Disgruntled and jaded fruit stand employee. My tweets are my own and do not represent the views of the stand. Joined September 2020-
Tweets638
-
Followers463
-
Following60
-
Likes2K
My pay needs an REP retweeted
@Apple, I was not aware that the Apple Brandon location’s management team was a daycare. You seem to have children masquerading as managers over there. Who are we kidding, all your locations have this problem. I’m a former employee for a reason.
My pay needs an REP retweeted
Sir, that’s a bit aggressive.
Well, there’s your problem. So you wanna buy a new phone today orrrrrrrrrrr….
As an admin, you saw see funny ass names.
Going through my camera roll and posting random shit from the archives since I don’t work there anymore.
My pay needs an REP retweeted
You either get it or you don't x.com/mxblyy_/status…
My pay needs an REP retweeted
@Rothmus Not for a kids or any party or Halloween night?
My pay needs an REP retweeted
My pay needs an REP retweeted
My pay needs an REP retweeted
My pay needs an REP retweeted
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 91 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 316 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 508 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
flow-door-road 🏳�... @DoorFlowRoad
483 Followers 191 Following TS at a fruit stand. I need the benefits, so I stay. Tweets are from me, not my employer.
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
810 Followers 333 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
The Many-Based God @sans__accent
500 Followers 1K Following I work in a Cube of Infinite Subjugation where my job is to be Apple’s whipping boy. My thoughts are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
FORMER pineapple spec... @icloudbackitup
515 Followers 85 Following anonymous fruit stand account. all opinions my own.
Aware of data loss @HitStartPlease
160 Followers 71 Following Unbreaker of things, unlicensed therapist, deleter of precious memories. *trusted with The Screwdriver™️* Not affiliated with anything. All thoughts are my own.
the needs of the busi... @enrichingmyass
689 Followers 122 Following My opinions are my own Just some fruit stand shit, a tech trying to stay sane
Genius Bar Babysitter @speshuIist
512 Followers 75 Following Genius Admin, aka everyone at the Bar’s babysitter | Formerly PZ | Opinions are my own | she/her
Retail Zombie @retailworker111
257 Followers 232 Following
Apple Japan Local @AJHITeam
319 Followers 497 Following アップルジャパン支部 Apple Japan Local 2014年から団体交渉で頑張っています。よろしく。 Apple Japan’s Home Improvement Team. #AppleTogether #1u
Fruit Stand Fail @FruitStandFail
772 Followers 222 Following Another fruit stand specialist trying to survive on an a day. Thoughts are my own and not representative of any corporation.
My EAP is Better @MyEAPisBetter
206 Followers 79 Following just another disgusted fruit stand employee! think different from managers. Opinions are my own.
Tap Continue @TapContinue
236 Followers 75 Following Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer or mom My tweets are my own or someone elses meme My opinions are my own
Astro-Grouch 🇻�... @oscarf00
313 Followers 2K Following Lego Enthusiast, Star Wars fan, Father, Husband, Technology Nerd.
RTR @ReadyToReplace
179 Followers 48 Following Because aren't we all? Disgruntled fruit stand employee. Genie Admin or whatever. All thoughts are my own. Spitting up the Kool Aid since '18.
I Bleed in Six Colors... @IBSIXstore
27 Followers 293 Following Apple-inspired apparel and accessories For those who think different and know it. https://t.co/ii7vSrvXsH
Marian @Kattash410005
63 Followers 2K Following
Big Red Fruit Online ... @BigRedFruitShop
75 Followers 186 Following Unofficial apparel and accessories for Apple employees. https://t.co/QT5paOpcLd
Brian Tapia⚽️ @iBdaTjiggymf
124 Followers 426 Following
Dillon @collctiveabsnce
0 Followers 124 Following
Depot Daddy @depot_daddy
4 Followers 32 Following Just a guy who used to drink the juice. Retired but not uninvolved.
Trans Rights @liberatetrans
0 Followers 147 Following
Lilo @Lilo77828405
1 Followers 6 Following
Stephen Decker @stephendecker
81 Followers 869 Following
CanYouRIPIt? @CanYouRIPIt
9 Followers 93 Following Fellow Frustrated Juice Drinker. Opinions and experiences are my own. Here we go.
@corvusfox.com on bsk... @corvusfoxen
808 Followers 3K Following Furry, NB, socialist, loves to fix things, take photos, and explore the wilds. Husbeast to @sosi_wolf. They/Them. BLM, ACAB, trans rights are human rights
Maxfli81 @maxfli81
5 Followers 133 Following
ILTech @_ILTech
59 Followers 310 Following
not likely to recomme... @empathy_1of5
26 Followers 35 Following ex-genius who was apparently the admin babysitter. thoughts/opinions are my own & not affiliated with the stand.
Bourbon Lover @DuaneValentine4
15 Followers 88 Following
“Valued” Pro @iPhoneFocused
27 Followers 58 Following Enriching lives, one iPhone sale at a time. New to Twitter, not retail.
923thatisme @923thatisme
155 Followers 283 Following Rotting away. all opinions and tweets are my own yada yada yada
The Life Enricher @life_enricher
86 Followers 23 Following fruit stand warrior, life enricher, best work of my life workerer, all views are my own, UK
Jessica Lam @tz9kf9m4hz
0 Followers 33 Following
Matthew Miklos @miklosm
93 Followers 171 Following
NoRFPSupport @noRFPsupport
0 Followers 9 Following Fruit Stand Admin using Twitter to cope. All opinions I have are my own (based on a 3 year vesting schedule)
Granny Smith Apple @BobGrannyApple
315 Followers 531 Following Just little old Granny Smith watching all the tweets from the young Granny Smith Apples out there... my tweets and re-tweets are my own thoughts.
M❤️🔥RGAN @MorganP4tw
279 Followers 1K Following ❤️🔥Clown for TS12❤️🔥✨Highwoman✨ #BlackLivesMatter #StopAsianHate
✨Ofsteve ✨ @PZinGillead
92 Followers 252 Following just a Handmaid for the big apple. blessed be the fruit, MF’s. 🖕🏻 of course these thoughts, opinions, complaints, and tears are all my own.
St. Patience @StPatience1
0 Followers 26 Following
Fruit Fly @FrootFlie
19 Followers 72 Following not affiliated with any company or any fruit! PZ specialist just trying my best.
Joan Kingston @Kingston8Joan
0 Followers 50 Following
TJ @Tarshman
12 Followers 1K Following Chinese language student, jazz musician and Apple enthusiast.
B @bayee1
24 Followers 378 Following
Jesus Gutierrez @Heyyy_Zeuss
23 Followers 128 Following 26 Dallas, TX. Monterrey, Mexico. Cars 🏎 Tech 💻 Food 🍔🍕🌮🍺 KS ❤️
SH @AZCat90
36 Followers 262 Following
Pam ⚜️ 🏳️... @meetthepam
381 Followers 2K Following Tech geek. Music Lover. Political Junkie. Saints ⚜️ Fan. Bourbon Please. 🏳️🌈
Kim Busic @_kehm_
0 Followers 242 Following
marisa @lilwoahsassy
33 Followers 85 Following
Snaporatz @RomaUniversalis
1K Followers 1K Following Sail the seas, tickle the ivories, whip up a storm in the kitchen, and nerd out all at the same time. Just your crazy European sailor, pianist, chef, and geek
spamkip_fruit @SpamkipFruit
1 Followers 41 Following Living the Fruit Authorised Service Provider/Fruit Premium Reseller life
not ur regular tech s... @GeniusBarProbs
87 Followers 120 Following This page is not affiliated with Apple at all. These are my own personal thoughts. Sorry Tim.
Arzu Kurtulan @ArzuKurtulan3
0 Followers 6 Following
texpert 🧃 @gotbizintros
2K Followers 69 Following my spirit has been Tier 4’d | all thoughts are my own
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 91 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 316 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 508 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
AppleTogether @AppleLaborers
8K Followers 81 Following A global solidarity union of workers from all parts of Apple #AppleTogether #AppleUnion https://t.co/mdhgYnKvcB
the needs of the busi... @enrichingmyass
689 Followers 122 Following My opinions are my own Just some fruit stand shit, a tech trying to stay sane
all in on iphone @ALLinOniPhone
862 Followers 53 Following all in on hating myself, you? PZ Spec, Tech Spec, Genius, Tech Advisor, Creative Pro #toomanyroles promoted to cx
ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive @JonyIveParody
109K Followers 0 Following I'm Jonathan Ive, the best fucking designer since Dieter Rams. I invented #minimaluminiumalism. I am *NOT* on Instagram. (PARODY, not affiliated with Apple.)
BLACK. FEMALE. GENIUS... @genionymous
481 Followers 91 Following Just a BLACKITY BLACK BLACK female Genius bitches✌🏽
Astro-Grouch 🇻�... @oscarf00
313 Followers 2K Following Lego Enthusiast, Star Wars fan, Father, Husband, Technology Nerd.
RTR @ReadyToReplace
179 Followers 48 Following Because aren't we all? Disgruntled fruit stand employee. Genie Admin or whatever. All thoughts are my own. Spitting up the Kool Aid since '18.
ARS Confessions �... @TexpertProbs
1K Followers 72 Following Dealer of ambiguity and ✨🍎fruit 🍏✨. Why write a book when you can write passive aggressive tweets? 📥 Have questions? Send me a DM
promoted to associate... @iqueuewho
550 Followers 59 Following just an ex-PZ loser who doesn’t know anything 😢
GeniusAdmin @GeniusAdmin
1K Followers 658 Following I don’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to me. 🤷🏻♂️ 99% of the time, IDGAF. 💁🏻♂️ Not an official account. ✌🏼👋🏼 Bored? Read pinned tweet.
Jane Appleseed @janeaaplseed
780 Followers 317 Following I really do like helping people, but the negatives of Apple Retail outweighed the positives. I am a commie.
Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton
29.3M Followers 957 Following 2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Senator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x3, lawyer, advocate, fan of walks in the woods & standing up for our democracy.
CARROT @CARROT_app
27K Followers 1 Following The A.I. construct with a heart of weapons-grade plutonium. **Submit support requests / questions via the app, not checking Twitter much anymore**
positive side of X �... @positivityofx
1.5M Followers 138 Following we share wholesome moment on X. I dont own any content.All credit to the respective owner. Dm for credit/removal.
Today Years Old @todayyearsold
1.1M Followers 107 Following Your source for the latest trends, discoveries, and most shocking truths & little-known facts about the world. 🚀 DM us your findings!
Trust Wallet @TrustWalletApp
33K Followers 26 Following Your friendly talkative crypto app. We've moved! Find us at @TrustWallet
Council Of Geni’s @optoutatapple
370 Followers 168 Following Just another disgruntled Fruitstand Employee.
Fruit Harvester @fruitharvester
353 Followers 264 Following Sometimes I have faith in humanity, then I go to work.
Overheard at the Appl... @overheard_apple
393 Followers 55 Following All the things we’ve overheard at the Store. Definitely not an employee.
WeRateDogs @dog_rates
9.1M Followers 13 Following Your Only Source For Professional Dog Ratings Instagram and Facebook ➜ WeRateDogs [email protected] | nonprofit: @15outof10 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
steeve_mobs @MobsSteeve
632 Followers 244 Following I like new balance shoes & Fruitstand Kool Aid . Dealing with ambiguity on a day to day basis . My pronouns are : go/fuck/yourself
Assuming negative int... @tiredtechnician
971 Followers 50 Following An Apple Store Employee that’s tired of cleaning up sloppy technicians messes… All opinions are my own.
Pro Ambiguity Dealer @AmbiguityPro
621 Followers 762 Following Fan of all things . No longer a slave to the fruit stand. Opinions are strictly my own
Marcie @grldrvnwrx
32 Followers 85 Following
Bogdan S @bogdanst
442 Followers 2K Following Underdog, daydreamer, night owl. Doing it all one step at a time. :) views my own not those of my employer and/or no endorsement, yada yada yada. 😌✌🏼🏳️🌈
Fruit Knock Off @Texpert_
507 Followers 66 Following A well needed venting outlet. I love my job, but the customers can get on your nerves. As it turns out... all opinions are my own.
Connect, Curate, Reco... @techprobs101
695 Followers 40 Following Eyerollin’ to the grave | Opinions/tweets are my own, plus many others. #AppleToo
Screw it, CRU it @elppaeciuj
439 Followers 168 Following somewhere at a fruit stand far, far away...
Juan E Vibez @FruitstandJ
356 Followers 314 Following Cmon, we al know Airpods Max is the stupidest thing apples made in a long time. This has been the mood today...
🍋🍊🍐🍎🍏 @fruit49973
262 Followers 50 Following I sell fruit. All views and expressions are mine and mine only
Granny Smith Apple @BobGrannyApple
315 Followers 531 Following Just little old Granny Smith watching all the tweets from the young Granny Smith Apples out there... my tweets and re-tweets are my own thoughts.
forever unpaid leave @allhailfruit
389 Followers 58 Following former texpert trying to save my soul. views are my own.
send to depot @sendtodepot
259 Followers 101 Following
Yet another tech @GB_Floater
868 Followers 82 Following Just wanna get through one day without going through an Apple ID password reset. Not affiliated with the big - tweets are my own thoughts.
Generic Tech worker @jaded_frs
418 Followers 67 Following Recently moved on from the Fruit Stand and working elsewhere in Tech.
Empathicc Genius @EmpathiccGenius
1K Followers 114 Following Works for a lifestyle company in Cupertino - Genius, previously on Product Zone - Those are my own opinions
Crushed Genius @Time4Feedback
349 Followers 69 Following Ex Genius of 7 years at the fruit stand. All opinions are my own. Moved on to bigger and better things
CreativeOnTheLedge @CreativeCracked
661 Followers 153 Following Broken. Gay 🏳️🌈. Creative. Different. He/Him
GR Specialist @GRspecialist
653 Followers 101 Following Genius in Canada. I spend more time than necessary in the GR. My views & onions do not reflect those of my employer.
i was told by appleca... @timshookk
275 Followers 98 Following my views do not express those of my fruit • they/them
learning lite expert @EXPERTOdeZP
707 Followers 95 Following ex fruit stand employee. views and tweets are my own.































