Jack Mayhoff @jewthejack
Not to be taken seriously. ig: jmoir_10 Burlington, NJ Joined June 2018-
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Don’t let your girlfriend stop you from finding your wife
My mom stopped paying for my friends last week. Life’s been rough.
Really in the mood for somebody to paper cut my eyeballs.
Apparently it’s harder to get the classes u need at college than it is to get into the captial
I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.
this tells me we def could’ve stormed Area 51
It’s harder to get into Costco without a membership than it was for them to get into the capitol
A Frat kid asking “who do you know here” would of kept out the protestors better.
You get your revenge and you’re powerful. I get my revenge and I’m crazy.
The OG version
Thought we were leaving cringiness to last year.
The weirdest part about New Years is faking enthusiasm in text messages with multiple exclamation marks!!!
Lmao yeah then it’s isolation for the rest of my life.
HaVeNt ShOwErEd SiNcE lAsT yEaR
Is it weird I wanna watch the new Wonder Woman just to see how bad it is ?
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130 Followers 151 FollowingApparently it’s harder to get the classes u need at college than it is to get into the captial
@jewthejack Not us being transphobic on the TL when you’re literally a whole minority yourself jewthejack 🤦🏽♂️
@jewthejack don’t worry it was probably an accident for them too
I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.
It’s harder to get into Costco without a membership than it was for them to get into the capitol
A Frat kid asking “who do you know here” would of kept out the protestors better.
Eminem saved 2020! 🎤🪓
The weirdest part about New Years is faking enthusiasm in text messages with multiple exclamation marks!!!
Putting this on the TL for senior citizen Twitter (25+)
I’m happy we have a new Bernie template
This dog in Bolivia was so desperate to play he even brought his own boots 🐶
men be like “i can’t commit” and then stay friends with the worst people their whole lives
GTA 5 mods are insane. They even come with voice mods now.