gardenprincessegg girl @motherpilled
mother of three, lover of truth, defender against evil, pursuing sanctification of body mind and soul, etymology enjoyer, natures favorite girl reading Genesis Joined August 2021-
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I Love to hang out in the sun after eating and to watch my babies run around under the shadows of the Spanish moss hanging and have little daydreams about which herbs I’m going to put under my guava tree
I actually didn’t think I would ever use the knowledge I gained in elementary school about the differences between an alligator and a crocodile yet here I am having a conversation with my 3yo about them
Every night I feel like Megan Fox in that one Jennifer’s body scene where she’s raiding the fridge but instead of eating meat I eat like 30 red grapes and a chocolate pudding cup and chug half a coconut water then I go to sleep
Want to be the type of mom who makes it to the early church service but seems like I’m just a 10:45 girly
And where might one obtain yeast?
Took my husband to the Dalí museum for his birthday!!
Cannot afford to eat the little chocolate puddings at the rate that I am eating them. Also mandarin oranges. Also chobani hazelnut creamer. Also coconut water and also tillamookcream cheese
For swim lessons my babies can’t eat apples, mango, pineapple or pear and all of a sudden I’m realizing how much of their diet consists of apples mango pineapple and pear
Haters will send me my tweets from years ago and be like look how bad your takes were. Like okay?they are still bad I haven’t changed
Braising short ribs today and vibing to childrens gospel music
Which esoteric nootropic flavor are you
I mean I agree with her I think it’s way harder to trust your children with other people every single day and pursue a career. I think doing that has to harden your heart a little. I love being a stay at home and setting a vibe and watering my plants and baking and playing music…
I mean I agree with her I think it’s way harder to trust your children with other people every single day and pursue a career. I think doing that has to harden your heart a little. I love being a stay at home and setting a vibe and watering my plants and baking and playing music…
Just had a whole house water filtration system installed, Yeet
have fun being different and sooooo ahead of the curve and better than everyone while I drink my shaken espresso from Starbucks and listen to the new Taylor Swift album
“I brake for goth girls” I will key your car
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@motherpilled Add some comfrey under the tree! Its roots go very deep and pull up nutrients from down below. Then when you cut the leaves off the comfrey, you can leave it as mulch for the tree
I got you, fam ❤️ theblaze.com/align/moms-are…
we need to start talking about motherhood as an opportunity to show grit and valor. men get this message for various athletic achievements and joining the military etc: “you will get dirty doing this. do it anyway.” (or more likely: “do it precisely because of that.”)
It’s so blackpilling to realize how boring people are, everyone says the same five things to me whenever I tweet something that upsets them: 1. Take your meds (I don’t have mental health problems, confirmed by a shrink) 2. You have no eggs (I have plenty) 3. You have daddy…
Start leading youth group in June. My best friend is getting wedded this summer. Eldest sister is giving birth in July. Second year of midwifery school begins in September. Dad is getting evaluated by Mayo clinic in October. I am optimistic about the rest of 2024. 🥳
@motherpilled I need that knowledge, my school failed me
The seeds of success lie in mindset. Sociopathic routinemaxxing is for the people trying to fake it
So you think I’m pretty?
@communemami God damn you're annoying, you think being beautiful will get you to heaven or make you a good Christian? You're just awful, annoying and smug. And pls don't reply me ya wanker.
I feel some Florida guilt. All you kind, hardworking, patient, & meticulous people are sewing your seeds and tilling the ground… and I’m here picking peppers 😐 Zone 11 is Eden.
@HealedByLight You don't know as much as you think you do.
mutable signs be like: *liked tweet from their main* *liked tweet from their alt* *commented on tweet from their main* *commented on tweet from alt* so does this mean all of ur personalities approve 💀
The luminaries, the planets, numbers, the hours and knowledge of our souls are all reminders to prepare for life after death.
You may have never heard of this but it sounds familiar to some of you (not all) FOR A REASON!
The luminaries, the planets, numbers, the hours and knowledge of our souls are all reminders to prepare for life after death.
@motherpilled Woke up at 6:30 and was still late to the early service (9am) but hey we made it!
@motherpilled It’s okay, I’m the 4 mins late to the 11:30 service but hey at least we make it 🤭🥲