Daughter of Flat Earthers @New_E_Mom
Caught somewhere in between schizo trad and normal Christian SAHM Joined April 2022-
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No no ofc, I'll change the opinion I formed from my own small anecdote bc your small anecdote is more important
Want to delete Twitter bc it makes me sick that I can put out some half put together thought and then more ppl than who live in my city will see it
My children love virgin Caesars
Some favourites that aren't super run of the mill: -shrimp or scallop linguine with a creamy/oil/butter/Parm sauce and so many veggies -canellonis -braised beef ragu
Some favourites that aren't super run of the mill: -shrimp or scallop linguine with a creamy/oil/butter/Parm sauce and so many veggies -canellonis -braised beef ragu
simple joy in making a more intensive recipe while husband deals with teething toddler and 3yo whose life goal is to annoy him rn
One of my only judgey parenting things is just from experience where I believe diaper rash was far more prevalent in the boomer era bc they simply do not change diapers often enough
Went back for the speech therapy check-in and passed with flying colours😎 now I have all of these strategies to use with subsequent kids.
A little daughter with yellow stains under her nose from sniffing dandelions, making a little home out of leaves for the ants she found
Dang, I wish I had remembered that we wear white to Pascha bc I would have bought something then for the chrismation/pascha instead of just wearing something I had
I feel like i'll process the baptism event once my arm muscles recoup
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Please explain to me how my 2 year old has taught himself to kick flip one of these?!
ehhh, I can’t remember ever being functional the day after pulling an all-nighter in college. I’m no more tired in my 30s than I was in my 20s. also, being up all night having fun is not at all the same as being up all night nursing a newborn lol.
We are designed to have kids in our early 20s. Think about the all nighters you pulled in your 20s for school, parties, or your boss. Somehow you woke up 100% functional. NOT true in late 30s! We gave away the free all-nighters to parties/school/boss instead of baby.
I also think early disposable diapers were even worse than they are now. I come from a family that has used cloth diapers for generations and diaper rashes we’re not a big issue. But from what I’ve seen in mom groups many folks are still leaving babies in diapers too long.
One of my only judgey parenting things is just from experience where I believe diaper rash was far more prevalent in the boomer era bc they simply do not change diapers often enough
@New_E_Mom For the most part I agree. But it’s also genetics for sure. My kids are all prone to diaper rashes, unfortunately. Just before we finally had my oldest completely potty trained, she would have horrible bleeding, blistering rashes. It was diet related for her.
@New_E_Mom They would use rubber pants with cloth diapers and other things that dont work well. My youngest had persistent rash for a while and i felt so bad. He kept having small undetectable poops in his sleep and hed wake up bright red 😭
@New_E_Mom “But they had CLOTH DIAPERS” (that they were only changing three times a day)
@Hashboz I make it a point never comment on the physical appearance of a woman other than my wife or daughters. This rule also gets me out of rating dresses. It’s great.
It looks like so much dirt when you are shoveling it into the back of the pickup but it is so little dirt when you are filling your garden beds.
@New_E_Mom From personal experience (not my parents), it's about control and poverty mindset. In fact, every parent I've known who has done that grew up in extreme poverty.
@New_E_Mom It REALLY depends on your baby's skin too and their genetics.
@New_E_Mom Back in the day they should have changed them more often BECAUSE they used cloth. They get wetter faster, so more prone to rash. Disposables can hold more, but that doesn't mean that they should stay on till they start sagging like I see some people do out there in the wild.
@New_E_Mom None of my kids ever had diaper rash once.
Did no one use the toilet as a child when they had a stomach flu???
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Before I had children I loved a day of running errands. But now if I’m toting them along with me I hate going more than 2 places. It just feels like a huge ordeal. I have 3 different stores I need to go to and I think I’m gonna have to break it up over 2 days. It’s just too much.
Our baby girl was baptized yesterday 🤍
My beautiful baby BOY was born Friday night! Much to my surprise!! After a wonderful homebirth that was seriously the birth of my dreams, my body was not able to handle postpartum changes the next day and I had to be transferred to the hospital for a delayed severe postpartum…
@Empty_America I'd take a European city over this any day
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