Laura ⚡️ @mooshteesh
There is magic all around you. If I do say so myself. West Yorkshire Joined March 2009-
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I’d do time. I cannot stand her.
I’d do time. I cannot stand her. https://t.co/5CtjiiNJqy
☕️☕️☕️ you know when people put these kind of pics on here and the background is immaculate?? Yeah, that won’t happen here. I ain’t cleaning before coffee.
Laura ⚡️ retweeted
Me and this orange cat on the same page.
I’ve won the day off lottery. I’ve been paid early because of the bank holiday, had a 2% pay rise (I know but it’s better than nothing) and I’m off for a pint at 12.30!
Hubby has just served up a spag bol so good that there is not much I would say no to tonight. Unfortunately for him I’m far too full for any extra curricular activities so he’ll have to take my word for it and know the thought was there.
Has anybody bought any of the Mooslover stuff from TikTok? I need some decent body suits that don’t go see through over my boobs!
I have a level 10 hang over off one bottle of wine. What the fuck.
Our Lottie dog is a big 9 today. Love her.
I feel fucking murderous. So I’m going to go food shopping. That’ll help.
Laura ⚡️ retweeted
Me entertaining my cat after a bottle of Pinot Grigio at 2 AM on a Sunday:
Happy Monday. My 6 year old woke me up at 5.30 crying about having to queue up for her dinner. She’s queued up for her dinner for 3 years so far. But today she didn’t want to. I am tired.
I think I might have to retire my leopard print onesie until next winter. I’ve had to fashion it into a boob tube for the past 2 nights since it’s warmed up….
Something about watching #londonmarathon2024 makes me cry every year!!!
I love it when your dog will just get up from their bed and come for some fuss. 🥹
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Just turned the page of my notebook and there's one of Dad's shopping lists.
@mooshteesh @dynmkrh Honestly mine are so completely self-absorbed. No concept of the noise. I'm hoping they're about to bugger off out for the day.
@mooshteesh Lulu was my first crush! Saw her as Peter Pan in panto when I was quite young and felt rather fizzy!
Had to crank up the volume on the telly to 23 so I can crunch my way through these bad boys
Would happily cunt him right in the fuck
If you could legally fist fight one famous person and be free of any charges who would it be? It’s a close call, and changes daily, but I always come back to Jack Whitehall. I reckon it would definitely give me the most pleasure.
@mooshteesh That sounds very similar to something Mrs E would say. She’d be totally onboard with this.
@mooshteesh Mrs E would happily hold her down while you went to town.
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Mum bought this over earlier. It’s lush…
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