Mom of No Rank @momofnorank
Candy Corn Science Correspondent, freelance writer, registered dietitian, Zen teacher, rhinoceros fan. @TODAYshow, @TexasMonthly, @FutureLynn, and others. momofnorank.substack.com Joined March 2017-
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Best. Review. Everrrrr
In this installment of Vintage Recipe Roulette, my grandmother's 1975 Methodist church cookbook rides again: Sour Cream Raisin Pie. I hate raisins the way Indiana Jones hates snakes. Will I survive? Link in the bio...as well as the recipe, if you dare! #RecipeOfTheDay
If you find yourself staring at a photo thinking “I was beautiful then, why didn’t I know it?” You’re probably beautiful now. Instead of waiting five years to see it, what if you believe it now?
Timothy got his very own Presidential Fiesta medal! Get yours at bit.ly/TimothyMedal24! 🎉🦛
Can a literal old-school recipe *ketchup* with modern times? 😉 momofnorank.substack.com/p/talk-about-g…
This is so cool: @TexasStandard intern Alan Tiscareno spotted this mention of April's total solar eclipse … in a Mexican elementary school textbook from 1993. Neat reminder of the long, celestial rails these things run on
Beyoncé’s #Jolene 🔥🔥🔥 It’s so good. SO GOOD youtube.com/watch?v=x9XHMK…
Anyone who tells you they have the secret ingredient for eating healthfully and being beautiful is leveraging a gimmick. Except me. I really have it. I also have a conversation with Geraldine DeRuiter/ @everywhereist about her new book! momofnorank.substack.com/p/secret-ingre…
Read this thread. Please.
Too much ranch? It's almost enough. Here's my definitive ranking of all 7 new ranch flavors from @HVRanch for Today Food. today.com/food/groceries…
This is the single funniest thing I've ever heard
This is the single funniest thing I've ever heard
My latest for @TODAYshow! Such a sweet story to cover. today.com/food/trends/sw…
I'm often asked how I can ever talk about candy as a dietitian. Part of it is that treats are important, but you can use candy to help you improve the overall variety and nutrient density in your meals, too. Using my RD superpowers for good: open.substack.com/pub/momofnoran…
If love-hating bad candy is wrong, I don't want to be right. Is there a way for me to unleash my Candy Corn Science Correspondent superpowers for good? momofnorank.substack.com/p/serious-busi…
"Every study" shows "immigrants are much less likely than native-born Americans to be arrested or convicted of crimes" "undocumented immigrants are 27.7 times less likely to commit homicide than natives" @monacharen debunks the panic over "migrant crime" lnk.thebulwark.com/49RAODK
Stellar piece. Thanks, @Lpevs . You too, @mcsweeneys …always enjoy the humor, but you choose think pieces equally well.
Stellar piece. Thanks, @Lpevs . You too, @mcsweeneys …always enjoy the humor, but you choose think pieces equally well.
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Only during FIESTA can you walk into a bar with corn in a cup and nobody bats an eye.
It's about 65F, at this point; you can just see the body from the collagen. When refrigerated, my chicken stock becomes sturdy as Jello. Four roasted chicken carcasses for 4-5 quarts. I make strong-ass stock. #Gold
following on from this earlier, your vibes obviously worked because *vague exciting news i can’t talk about yet tweet!!!!!* (i have always wanted to do one of these, sorry)
a potential important Thing is happening today that i can’t say anything about yet, but if all of you nice people in my phone would like to think vague successful thoughts in my direction for the duration of wednesday i would certainly not be mad about it! 🙏
Japan, oh, Japan, I can never know you but I found my umbilical cord tied to your heart.
What do YOU need today?! How about 90 seconds of just so many different birds at the bird bath. Had to even leave a couple out! #VanderWild
Tomorrow, CARRIE turns 50. Hard to believe I’m alive to see it.
Tomatoes have gone to pot! A little early, but the tiny seed-starting cells I used this year caused immediate crowding—no bueno. Time to git growin’, li’l heirloom darlins.
Plastic upholstery covers.
So, what is missing from this picture ?
This is so cool: @TexasStandard intern Alan Tiscareno spotted this mention of April's total solar eclipse … in a Mexican elementary school textbook from 1993. Neat reminder of the long, celestial rails these things run on
Today we said goodbye and celebrated the life of our friend Joyce Slocum. TPR is what it is today because of her and her leadership.
Read this thread. Please.
Someone sent me this yesterday. The basic premise is that the guardrails of US democracy are so strong that Trump couldn't turn the US into a dictatorship even if he had 2 more terms. This is hopelessly naïve. Let's break it down. 1/n politico.com/news/magazine/…
Missed some stuff cus sleep beckoned, but they're still diving! Fish, urchin, sea star, coral
Squirrels love the feel of sand on their bellies. #VanderWild
@momofnorank @craigcalcaterra I want a business card with “unsavory personnel”
Whitby?!
So we know you're all just using this chaos site to investigate altered photographs at this point - but we wanted to show you this cool stick our biologists found:
Thank you for your article! @momofnorank And, I was happy to join this article. I want to recovered the world's cuisines industry! #nbcnews #chef #todaynews
Such an interesting story to write, lots of layers, each with examining. Thanks to @luiscarloszara, Sushi Noz, @everywhereist , and @yukichiduiSushi for the context they provided. today.com/food/restauran…
Signing current orders now!
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This is my book! The book about food and feminism is mine!!! MY BOOK IS ON TELEVISION. I AM VERY CALM ABOUT THIS.
From memoirs about food and feminism to unabashed romance, @amazonbooks editorial director Sarah Gelman shares books that center around female stories for Women’s History Month.
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