I don't know why I find it hilarious that Hershey has in-house counsel separated by whether they handle salty snacks or sweet snacks but I do find it hilarious.
"Someone ask Johnson whether we're good on this paperwork." "We can't ask Johnson. This is for chocolate. He only signs off on salty snacks." "Damn, that's right."
@craigcalcaterra You wouldn't hire a tax attorney to do criminal defense, so why would have a salts lawyer represent you in unsavory matters?
@craigcalcaterra I’d 100% go to that interview with “fuck sweets” cufflinks.
@craigcalcaterra I can’t believe a big company like Hershey does sell chocolate covered pretzels or salted caramel or something that combines both.
@craigcalcaterra I really hope they have a "One of us speaks only truths, the other tells only lies" dynamic going on