Richard Jones (RJ) @metabrew
Enthusiastic cook, erlanger, @lastfm (née Audioscrobbler) founder/former CTO, @irccloud founder, bit of rust gamedev & home automation nonsense. metabrew.com England, United Kingdom Joined April 2008-
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This looks badass, but these Star Trek-style mission control centers at hedge funds aren’t for operations. They’re a marketing tool. It’s all for impressing LPs. When the investment committee of the East Ballsville Teachers’ Retirement Fund visits the office, Prescott, the IR…
This looks badass, but these Star Trek-style mission control centers at hedge funds aren’t for operations. They’re a marketing tool. It’s all for impressing LPs. When the investment committee of the East Ballsville Teachers’ Retirement Fund visits the office, Prescott, the IR…
Apropos of nothing, I though of this great article by @metabrew from 2008 which includes a few dozen lines of Erlang code powering a long-polling server that can handle 1M connections :-) metabrew.com/article/a-mill…
briefly looked at my mom’s facebook and it’s all AI, like every single post, and she has no idea, it’s a complete wasteland
does luminol work on mouse blood? the cat has brought in and killed mice in the same place for years, it *looks* clean now, but...
Offering a "Free sponsored" video" to any indie game studios following me. Shoot me your pitch as a tweet (pictures help) and I'll pick one to make a video on. (might do more than one if they're awesome) bonus points for cool strategy or 4x games [Check replies for cool games]
zone valves are the DNS of plumbing. always at fault.
so .. what's the most productive month 🤔
so .. what's the most productive month 🤔
late to the party, but I started asking chatgpt my rust questions today, instead of Google. it's so much better than googling and hoping to land on a decent stack overflow or whatever page. very impressed. great with follow up questions to steer it how I want, too.
Have brought our dyson back from the brink, thanks for the tip 🥳 Had to provide a misc screw to fix the new adaptor to the handle, but nice and solid now.
Have brought our dyson back from the brink, thanks for the tip 🥳 Had to provide a misc screw to fix the new adaptor to the handle, but nice and solid now. https://t.co/cS9UaDlW3b
Testing out @HeyGen_Official translation on French and German. I don’t speak either language so let me know if it sounds natural if you do. I hope if you pay you can turn off the color correction. It didn’t work on my phone so I had to upload on my pc. app.heygen.com/guest/template…
Here I am narrating a test of my work-in-progress rust/bevy rollback netcode library: youtu.be/Jxetoat3wsw I'm trying to make a multiplayer asteroids-like game. Retro vibes, with cutting edge netcode 🚀
tried Fortnite for the first time recently. fun, but overwhelmed by blingy casino style kerr-chings everywhere. anything you pick up feels like winning in Vegas.
Amused by the netgear wifi router I just connected to offering up the username and password in the "unauthorized" response 🤦🏼♂️
Cut, bent, and soldered some 15mm copper pipe and installed an outside tap. No leaks! 💪 First time I used my blowtorch on something other than food.
Calling ancient last.fm users.. anyone got screenshots of the events page circa 2007, showing personalised event recommendations for a signed-in user?
Early days, but very excited about Willow as a future replacement for the google assistant/alexa omnishambles. Based on board and enclosure by Espressif. I'm going to need a proper graphics card to run an inference server + local LLM soon 🤔 github.com/toverainc/will…
nodding with approval that someone already registered attachment.zip and did the needful
Getting closer! Ice Ice Matrix - AI voice conversion and lip-flap: youtube.com/watch?v=gnEIeV…
Getting closer! Ice Ice Matrix - AI voice conversion and lip-flap: youtube.com/watch?v=gnEIeV…
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1K Followers 1K Following (un)?princip(?(1)led|al) engineer at @Treyarch, archer, Irishman. Personal account, tweets here do not represent the views of my employer."The amount of serendipity that will occur in your life is directly proportional to the degree to which you do something you're passionate about combined with the total number of people to whom this is effectively communicated."
"Do stuff and then blog about it" remains one of the most underrated pieces of career advice
An absolutely fantastic way to increase this is to start a blog. Almost all the cool fun stuff in my professional life for me has come from doing stuff then blogging about it. henrikkarlsson.xyz/p/search-query
My friends have named their new baby Steven. That's an interesting turn of events.
the boomer asserts physical control and dominion over their phones; to them the phone is a tool, a utility separate from oneself. to us, our phone is an extension of the self, one where our muscles have trained so long to interface with using minimal effort. our phones swipe us.
why do boomers do the “hold phone in one hand, unlock screen by swiping up dramatically with the index finger of the other hand?” seems to be a universal generational trait
My favorite moment from the Bay Area House Party series.
Blackthorne: You tell him that this lettering is a font I know as “Arial”. The shit-eating dogs of Microsoft made a atrocity to man and God in this plagiarism of the venerable Helvetica—a fraud and a lie, and he must know it! Mariko: Anjin is upset about the shape of the letters
@RobertMSterling don't ask the frontend developers what their shiny Microsoft BI interface wrapper is aggregating (it's excel spreadsheets pulling in .csvs generated by a black box cobol package coded by a greybeard who passed away during COVID and left no documentation or comments inline)
This is the most unnecessarily long shitpost I’ve ever written. This is what happens when I get bored waiting for a flight. Someone find me a better hobby.
This looks badass, but these Star Trek-style mission control centers at hedge funds aren’t for operations. They’re a marketing tool. It’s all for impressing LPs. When the investment committee of the East Ballsville Teachers’ Retirement Fund visits the office, Prescott, the IR…
apparently this is a picture of citadel’s risk center. it made me think of an alan kay talk where he discusses how big missions, like going to space, have a “mission control room” where the entire mission is managed & yet it’s rare to find businesses w their own “mission control”
The latest version of WhatsApp has capped the T in “typing…” and it is ruining human interaction for me.
What happens when you put a light bulb in a fully mirrored box.
I'd like to just take a second to appreciate the fact that Sega designed the Dreamcast controller buttons in a way that they can never be inserted incorrectly.
The way Nigerian twitter is blowing up at this makes me think a lot of ChatGPTisms are just colloquial language for the workforce they hired to write fine tuning data.
Someone sent me a cold email proposing a novel project. Then I noticed it used the word "delve."
@sasajuric @sescob27 @metabrew That was a very influential blog post…
@FrancescoC @sasajuric @sescob27 @metabrew One of the blog posts that got me started in erlang I think. I wrote a chat server based on mochiweb soon after this.