heron 🔜 FWA @iamaheron_
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. ⎝ ⏠⏝⏠⎠ sf 🏳️🌈 Joined February 2022-
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gays do this too
yeah sex is fun but have you ever played Outer Wilds?
yesterday i gave a talk at work on a particularly nasty bug that i solved, and EVERYONE is congratulating me saying that i did an amazing job honestly? i think it's because i learned how to explain things to a general audience through twitter
🤗 is NOT a hug emoji. He is a gremlin - just a face with two tiny hands. He is a monster
Portals was probably the last great video game. It is one of the few modern video games that doesn't rely on hitting and biffing, or stealing cars to go have s-x with a hyena in an alley. It combines puzzles, spatial awareness, humor and an emotionally resonant story with a cube.
Hold down+B at the same time while you like my post and you’ll definitely catch me
look between the G and J keys on @pingthebird's keyboard
look between the G and J keys on @pingthebird's keyboard
Penis inspection rubric: Aesthetic: Is it nice to look at? Feel: Does it feel nice in my hand? If uncut: Foreskin shouldn't be too loose or too tight If cut: Head shouldn't be too dry/rough Penises will be checked both flaccid and hard; you must maintain an erection
Penis inspection rubric: Aesthetic: Is it nice to look at? Feel: Does it feel nice in my hand? If uncut: Foreskin shouldn't be too loose or too tight If cut: Head shouldn't be too dry/rough Penises will be checked both flaccid and hard; you must maintain an erection
Life update: I've been appointed Vibecamp 3's official vibe checker. Display names and PFP's will be examined at check-in; you may be turned away. I'm also doing penis inspection again
@iamaheron_ I drew this for you
I don’t think anyone understood what I meant by “weird vibes”. This is what I mean
I don’t think anyone understood what I meant by “weird vibes”. This is what I mean
please move discussion of impostor syndrome to #vent
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@thiagovscoelho @iamaheron_ Thiago. Play outer wilds.
is she... you know... *gestures with hands* the lisan al gaib?
@iamaheron_ As far as great games go, I felt that this was one of the less fun ones No less genius and important, but the base game was just pretty fun, and the expansion almost not fun for me
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flirting a bit w my seat neighbor at this wedding and she suddenly says "wow you mask really well" like damn wtf bro how'd you clock me
an extremely wild shot: if you know what the words "FFT" and "1/3 octave" mean and know at least a reasonable amount about it, let's talk? i need some help with this
@ThanksThoth yeah one of the reasons keeping me from wanting to move there lol
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joking aside i dont believe most people who are accused of racism are racist i dont even believe most people who say theyre racist are racist racism lost really hard ppl can barely even pretend now for example.
fake comment or shes dumb everyone knows that regardless of what they say online racists practice exogamy at home look at me, a famous racist. and yet i married a borderer
if your a racist would you rather marry an attractive and smart and extremely healthy person and very nice and considerate person of some race your "racist" against. great family too or marry some awful dumb hideous cruel ogre of your own race from a heroin addict family
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