the actual real life Jose Canseco. @mcfreesamples

Who will explain for me, to my wonderful son, Barron, who is a GREAT Student at a fantastic School, that his Dad will likely not be allowed to attend his Graduation Ceremony, something that we have been talking about for years, because a seriously Conflicted and Corrupt New York

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ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic

2 years ago

I don't think we will ever see another player average 143.1 rushing yards per game in a season while also averaging zero years of jail time for double first-degree murder

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matthew caws @nadasurf

2 years ago

approximate pre-streaming-era sequence theory, 10-song album: 1. agreed-upon calling card 2. band thinks it's a single 3. label thinks it's a single 4. solid 5. solid 6. solid 7. band's secretly favorite song 8. less solid 9. least sure of 10. special track, most like a journey

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the actual real life Jose Canseco. @mcfreesamples

2 years ago

There is a raccoon that is requesting smoked fish.

ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe

3 years ago

There is going to be a Stardew 1.6 update. It's mostly changes for modders (which will make it easier & more powerful to mod). But there is also new game content, albeit much less than 1.5. I'm taking a break from Haunted Chocolatier to work on this at the moment. Then back to HC

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the actual real life Jose Canseco. @mcfreesamples

2 years ago

@CarterCritiques .the best in the business.

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Jon Bois @jon_bois

3 years ago

i really like songs

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Jay Cuda @JayCuda

3 years ago

the answer is chiefs coach andy reid which 1 person got right. most common answer was mike tomlin

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Jon Bois @jon_bois

3 years ago

the nfl’s conference championships will be played sunday. first the ravens and chiefs will play at 3:00 p.m. eastern time, then the lions and 49ers will play soon afterward. the winners of these two games will play one another in the super bowl two weeks later

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the actual real life Jose Canseco. @mcfreesamples

3 years ago

@ProFootballTalk That game also featured Ricky Williams comeback from his sabbatical with weeds.

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the actual real life Jose Canseco. @mcfreesamples

3 years ago

@elonmusk @KettlebellLife You give autism a terrible look

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the actual real life Jose Canseco. @mcfreesamples

3 years ago

@karlykauf That’s Pittsburghs area code!

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rob delaney @robdelaney

8 years ago

“I’ll drill a hole in a Monday and fuck it until the cops blow my head off” - Garfield

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the actual real life Jose Canseco. @mcfreesamples

3 years ago

@realwilliam59 @penguins @HockeyDaily365 @68Jagr Your forgot 21

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ℳatt (matttomic.bsky.social) @matttomic

3 years ago

Brutal: just days after dozens of attendees of the Bored Ape convention found themselves blinded by the lights, 100 attendees at this week's Dogecoin Conference have been revved up like a deuce