Austyn Allison @maustyn

Semi-journalist in Bangkok. Awfully clever, with devilish good looks. Opinions are my own, or stolen from others. austynallison.com ÜT: 25.2109154,55.8214627 Joined November 2008

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Austyn Allison @maustyn

5 days ago

Where are Sean Connery and Christian Slater when you need them? National library quarantines books believed to be laced with arsenic theguardian.com/world/2024/apr…

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Why does @AmazonKindle not have translation for Latin? It has all sorts of modern languages, which is great. But so much fiction (not to mention, medical, law, etc. books) contains Latin phrases, and it would be nice to have it a tap away.

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VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish

a month ago

Being British is growing up watching people in American films eating Chinese takeaway out of these and really wanting to have that too.

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Austyn Allison @maustyn

a month ago

It’s that day again when the Irish drink too much, sing songs, get nostalgic and fight. Sunday

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Julia Proofreader @ProofreadJulia

2 months ago

Absolutely best joke, amongst scores of other brilliant jokes, from Milton Jones last night: If you Google 'lost medieval servant boy', it comes up with 'this page cannot be found'.

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Balderdash @notDcfcBoss

3 months ago

Extraordinary writing. Funniest thing I’ve read this year.

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Michael Daly @MichaelDaly64

3 months ago

Oh...

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Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1

3 months ago

I would feel more comfortable if it couldn't walk.

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Figen @TheFigen_

3 months ago

The best thing ever! 🤣🤣

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Paul Embery @PaulEmbery

3 months ago

One of the funniest exchanges in a British sitcom, from 'Yes, Prime Minister'. Sir Humphrey: The only way to understand the press is to remember that they pander to their readers' prejudices. PM Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers: the…

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jonn elledge @JonnElledge

3 months ago

this month I have been to the gym 22 times and gone for long walks or bike rides on five other days. it just goes to show that, with the right attitude, anyone can make themselves unbelievably tired with no appreciable effect on either their appearance or their health

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse

3 months ago

You are not gonna be prepared for how fucking big the dude that’s gets out of this car is lmao

strallweat @strallweat

3 months ago

You are not gonna be prepared for how fucking big the dude that’s gets out of this car is lmao

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Katie Herzog @kittypurrzog

3 months ago

Today on Facebook

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David Fergusson 🧡🤍🖤 @fergusson70

3 months ago

I think this may be the greatest photograph I have ever seen.

Massimo @Rainmaker1973

3 months ago

I think this may be the greatest photograph I have ever seen.

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James Blunt @JamesBlunt

4 months ago

Been investigating how much my autograph is worth.

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Mathew Hulbert 🔶️ 🏳️‍🌈 @MathewHulbert

4 months ago

On average, 84 men a week take their own life. Suicide is the biggest killer of men under 50. Truly shocking statistics. But the f****** Daily Mail think men who talk to each other about our feelings are 'Woke.' Where do you f****** start?!