Magnum Cartel (DUI Lawyer) @magnum_cartel
8 mile guardian | Inventor of steak and waffles | 744 Credit Score | Boobies are really cool | North Joined December 2022-
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Had no fucking idea the Great Wall of China was in Detroit. Guess you learn something new everyday
Dunkin Donuts playing Pearl Jam @ 8am 🚨🚨
Haven’t jerked off in 2-3 days I think I’m going through depression or something
Showed my mom every square inch of my new apartment when I got my furniture in as requested and all she said was “Very nice.”
Everyone say goodbye (temporarily) to Bear
Hungover to levels I’ve reached few times in my life and have to move everything into my new place today. Only thing I fear is god & my vape dying
Jesus H Christ there might not actually be anything more beautiful than this. Tie me up in your basement and beat the absolute shit out of me holy fucking fuck, I’ll stop eating famous bowls when they invent a girl that lactates KFC gravy holy fucking shit I might actually fuck…
Damn babe your shit machine is looking beast mode today
Palestine? No I don’t think they’re pals with any Steins
Look at your keyboard 🫵🏿
This guy in front of me has no idea that I just got off work and that I’m heading home and he also doesn’t have a clue that I’m going to get McDonalds before going home and he also probably has no idea that if he brake checks me one more time his entire family will be in…
Sensitive as they come
Sun bright as fuck today
8 coors light ✅ Fire ✅ Not a cloud in sight ✅ Good afternoon
Arielle Blier @ariel_bli
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Wayne Gruntzky @WayneGruntzky
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JR Smith CANT READ (b.. @JR_cant_
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ashley @winedrunk69
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Cerys Rheinhardt @cer_rheinhar
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Trump’s bag assista.. @ke1amineMonSter
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mulleted smokey @mulletedsmokey
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Big Ole Cock @BOC_Gamecock
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Aaron Nieman @Anieman918
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bob bobolink @BobolinkBob
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Ryan Danz @RyanDanz
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Lavone Rubloff @rublo_lavo
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yyekkkk @yyekkkk151425
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kendra rain @randan63527
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Oj Simpson @OjSimpson430911
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Piyush @productofmon
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Amaya Mizuno @amay_mizu
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hannah @Hannah333_
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Han Solo Burger @Han_Solo_Burner
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Hammer Head Jones @HammerHeadJonez
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David J. Andrews (Alp.. @BigDaveA69
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Diana Mountjoy @DiMountj
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nick wood @Thiccnick202
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James Beirce Jr @JamesBeirceJr
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Harold Wiener @vegetarian_xanX
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Raghava @rravi03
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PhD Ralph Skinfloot @ChubbMVP
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Ben Horner @benhorner12
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Arkansas Jed @JedLasso
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JR Smith CANT READ (b.. @JR_cant_
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collins tuohy @tuohyburner
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Dave @GamecockDave69
4K Followers 821 Following Gameday Polo Collector | Lamont Paris #1 Fan | Bev Smith #1 Hater | Completed No Poop July ‘23 (For Charity) | Ate 9 Hot Dogs In 9 Innings | USC Alum
Ryan Danz @RyanDanz
12K Followers 1K Following STR investor and manager; Co Host @HGTV ‘My House is Your House’, an airbnb renovation program. @airconciergeinc BJJ black belt 🥋
Detroit Tigers @tigers
1.5M Followers 844 Following The official account of the Detroit Tigers. We #RepDetroit.
Krack Kardashian @krackkardashian
449 Followers 161 Following we did it joe, we got piss ass drunk last night
Breyden Mora @BreydenJMora
45 Followers 71 Following
hannah @Hannah333_
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Ari Caan @YouFknCockroach
95 Followers 103 Following CEO of Saudi Aramco | Board Member of the Mommy Milkers Association | Former Security Director for the Philadelphia Eagles
depressed buffalo spr.. @JoshMVPAllen17
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KU¥A! @KeyGodKuya
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hellcat kenny @queenofbelair
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smalls @StephieSmallls
35K Followers 2K Following nfl • pga • gambling | business inquiries 📧: [email protected] @playpropellor
baskin in the light @alltimegoober
467 Followers 653 Following Dream as if you will live forever, live as if you would die today ——————————————-MSU Alum, Cowboys, Grizzlies, WSP
J to the R-O-C @nathangerbe99
102 Followers 125 Following Professional dumb person. Don't take it so seriously.
Skeeter Robinson @BigSkeet17
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lil piss baby @11kmrn
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MacBurner @HurtsBeliever
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ms. hot cheeto the se.. @_crazyhorsegirl
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lady barkerton @schmeeberton
241 Followers 198 Following juggler | 8x rec basketball all star | devout uga fan since ‘00 | chronic man eater | collector of trinkets
Mickey Thompson @MickeyTho15646
48 Followers 55 Following “A naked man fears no pickpocket” operation enduring freedom veteran
Ricky Bobby II @biden_rag1
51 Followers 23 Following I enjoy firearms and the United States of America. Start your engines. Parody
Hugh Janus @HughJanus556
177 Followers 202 Following Lover of God, the Vols, and boozin. Hater of the left. Jack Daniel’s, Chevrolet, George Strait, Donald Trump
LOVE SZN🧀 @JLOVE_SZN
250 Followers 562 Following i live for sports gambling #gohabsgo #gopackgo #TOTHECORE
Richard Cranium @RichardCranny69
151 Followers 192 Following Give her Margs or give me death. Philly Scumbag til I die. They don’t like us, we don’t care. The Mariners will be the death of me.
East Village Guy @eastvillageguy
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🐻 Bear 🌼 @BearPosting
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Vinosviews @vinosviews6
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lena dunham’s crust.. @obamaspubichair
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Lil Billy @shecallmebilly
155 Followers 134 Following Avid plane watcher, Copenhagen user, and your mom’s lover. Proud Stroud Boy. Professional IG story liker. Watch Sunday Scaries on Apple Podcasts!
jewish brat @ajewishbrat
2K Followers 3K Following i can’t handle the thought of people not knowing what I am thinking at all times. doctoral student.
Cyrus @baggienthusiast
103 Followers 160 Following Experienced ego death 3x. Successfully completed semen retention for 9 days. 4x intramural champ. Can make a geeb in under 5 minutes. #1 Slut Shamer🥇
Feel_My_Biceps @kingunsolicited
843 Followers 314 Following 1570 SAT score. Florida Resident. Wawa enthusiast. Future Cooper DeJean graded rookie collector.
If you can balance a beer on a urinal you can pass a field sobriety test
Bro prayed for times like this @TeddyBthe3rd
Quit my job this morning now I’m in the strip club at 1 pm by myself throwin guap
Bobby’s 5/3 lunch features: Sloppy Joes ‼️ Pea Salad Sprite in the styrofoam
What does sex feel like from the males perspective?
This is literally Jeff Dye’s “women always say lizzo’s beautiful til you tell one they look like her” joke happening in real time
Ole Miss bros chant “Lizzo” at large anti-Israel protestor. It’s funny how everyone knows this is an insult, because Lizzo is a kind of affirmative action celebrity. If they chanted “Rhianna” at a girl who resembled her it wouldn’t make sense as an insult.
@magnum_cartel @SeidersFlow @RLHoitzII @BubbasTrailers @NotAtticusSmith @Wariosfan @michaelhunt1995 @Youhappentohear @BurningBlunts69 @OTD2point0 @DikeHunt @MaaaltyWalty @TeddyBthe3rd @grizzdaytona @drunkyotes @Nathackdarts @darren_grant69 I followed half these fellas and now I follow all of these fellas 🫡
@OTD2point0 @magnum_cartel @SeidersFlow @RLHoitzII @BubbasTrailers @NotAtticusSmith @Wariosfan @michaelhunt1995 @Youhappentohear @BurningBlunts69 @DikeHunt @MaaaltyWalty @TeddyBthe3rd @grizzdaytona @drunkyotes @Nathackdarts @darren_grant69 Can I chip in for “NANCY REAGAN” across his throat?
@SteadyLeddy04 @OTD2point0 @magnum_cartel @SeidersFlow @RLHoitzII @BubbasTrailers @NotAtticusSmith @Wariosfan @michaelhunt1995 @Youhappentohear @BurningBlunts69 @DikeHunt @MaaaltyWalty @TeddyBthe3rd @grizzdaytona @drunkyotes @Nathackdarts @darren_grant69 I am also willing to contribute to this cause
@magnum_cartel @SeidersFlow @RLHoitzII @BubbasTrailers @NotAtticusSmith @Wariosfan @michaelhunt1995 @Youhappentohear @BurningBlunts69 @DikeHunt @MaaaltyWalty @TeddyBthe3rd @grizzdaytona @drunkyotes @Nathackdarts @darren_grant69 GM, getting a tattoo with @Nathackdarts today. 5 likes and I’ll convince him to get an “ENDLESS” throat tattoo.
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