yehurme @Youhappentohear
#shewannapartywithelliot | Protector of Ohio | 2024 Hotdogs: 5 Ohio, USA Joined October 2022-
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Walked out of the handicap stall to see someone in a wheelchair
Farting in my cubicle hoping it doesnt seep over the walls
Reggie Bush sounds like a guy you don’t wanna buy weed from
I’m American and I have a boner
Nobody at this Shane Gillis show knows Yehurme is here.
The incompetent mexican I hired at home depot to slap together a fire pit for $8.25 an hour:
Ive been too happy recently I need to throw myself into a cocaine riddled spiral
Whitest person says the blackest thing ever:
You would need the jaws of life to even attempt to pull my tongue out of her asshole
Top 3 places to jerk off: 1. Hotel your company paid for 2. Your homies last clean pair of boxers 3. Living room with porn on big screen
Eating a jersey mikes sub in the shower while wearing full scuba gear
Blowjob without asking for it
Thanks for posting your dead grandparent on Instagram, you get the attention you wanted? Huh? WHORE
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Hey JB Bickerstaff, get ready to work at Progressive buddy
The McDonald’s employee saying hi and my first name when I walked in the door was definitely a wake up call.
@HerefordBrimley Pray for this ratio my brother in Allah 🙏🏿
vintage shopping and beers before 1pm, some might say i’m on cloud 9
Sydney Sweeney but I’m laying in the bowl
Spotted @russiangas17 @Youhappentohear in the wild
Eating drunk McDonalds at 3 AM like
The Nuggets are just on another level.
@TheMadCatter87 @Youhappentohear Lmao I was being a smart ass in reply to yurd just being a fag hahaha. Yeah I genuinely enjoy it, especially when it’s your name on the mortgage