Wayne Gruntzky @WayneGruntzky
“If you hear a voice within you say 'you cannot beer', then by all means beer and that voice will be silenced.” -Vincent van Gogh. Joined November 2023-
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You trying to tell me you wouldn’t?
You trying to tell me you wouldn’t?
9.6/10 Chris Stapleton is the absolute goat of country music imo wish it was a longer album but it could have had 600 songs and I would have wanted 600 more
9.6/10 Chris Stapleton is the absolute goat of country music imo wish it was a longer album but it could have had 600 songs and I would have wanted 600 more
Someone give me an album to listen to doesn’t matter what genre or how popular I’ll listen while making take offs and give you a rating and you can call me retarded or a ball knower depending on how you feel about the rating
Yo golf playing friends on here I’m building an entirely new bag bottom to top. I’m complete dogshit. Grabbing (most likely) ping g400 driver, taylormade burner 2.0 irons, odyssey putter of some sort. Need wedges and woods that are forgiving and not 3 grand
Not picking lidstrom is fucking bananas
Not picking lidstrom is fucking bananas
Pionk and Bowness did quite literally everything they could to toss this season in the garbage I fucking hate them
Dead serious if the jets can come back I’ll get a tattoo commemorating whatever round they make it to like I’m the preds hanging western conference finalist banners
I get there wasn’t really a better option, but what the fuck is Luke Hughes doing on here😂 I watched like 4 devils games this year and he had like 15 turn overs
I get there wasn’t really a better option, but what the fuck is Luke Hughes doing on here😂 I watched like 4 devils games this year and he had like 15 turn overs
I hope your commentators Budd Dwyer themselves @AltitudeTV
Can’t watch jets pre game cause nhlwebcast is showing the fucking leafs game instead of the jets. Hope whoever owns and runs this shit website has a jammer
I just placed a parlay so fucking crazy it just might work
Woulda been nice if someone let me know hell froze over. Ehlers 1st line, Perfetti playing nevermind on the second line. Someone study his brain his dementia is showing signs of regression
Woulda been nice if someone let me know hell froze over. Ehlers 1st line, Perfetti playing nevermind on the second line. Someone study his brain his dementia is showing signs of regression
What the fuck do you mean you canceled the 100 pages I’m printing at 8:45 am to print a schedule I’ve got spec books to make
Convinced I’ll never see the jets win the cup cause when I was 6 I went to the hockey hall of fame and touched the cup fucking retard
What I just did to that subway bathroom should land me on a terrorist watch list
No one on this planet drinks more Diet Coke than me. I go to the circle k by my house for Diet Coke so much when I went to pay today and my phone died the lady just said pay when you’re here tomorrow. It’s to the point I think putting a machine in my house would be feasible
Will never wish an injury on a player but Jesus fucking Christ someone put a shoulder directly through his chest tonight
Will never wish an injury on a player but Jesus fucking Christ someone put a shoulder directly through his chest tonight
Magic 8 ball says all signs point to me heading to Winnipeg for a game of the second round if they get to that point
Neighborhood Hooper @local_hooperr
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Jeff Petri Dish @JeffPetriDishv2
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Caitlin·Bell @Billyscatton
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Theo Johnson @TheoJohnson2875
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Frontrunning Indy fan @bgsteeze
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Bobby Bombs @BobbyBombsv2
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Marcus “Bubba” Fu.. @MarcusFull34827
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sam (taylors version) @samonedoyle13
784 Followers 765 Following taylor swift named a song about my sister & i and i think that’s the coolest thing ever | @detroitredwings @lions @michiganstateu @starwars @marvel
Harleen Smale @SmalHarl
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Magnum Cartel (DUI La.. @magnum_cartel
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Mr.White @ripmycuzryan
421 Followers 262 Following V2 I miss Ryan white shity actor and a jets legend credit score: broke. ungodly horny at all times send nudes will rate for free
Incognitus Lowe @SteadierLeddy
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Eddy Lowe @SteadyLeddy04
551 Followers 405 Following Your favorite tweeter’s favorite tweeter. Complete 200ft player. St. Louis Blues + Sauna advocate. Missourian by the grace of God.
winnie 𓆩♡𓆪 @puppiwi
2.1M Followers 217 Following link in bio for my special site ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა !!! 🌶 i only respond to dms on there (my OF)!! 👻 snap: puppiwi | twin sister: @emmyuh
Jeff Petri Dish @JeffPetriDishv2
631 Followers 419 Following Fat/Retard | Love to party | 3/3 in beer league championship games | Loudest burner (audibly) | DMs are back open for the foreseeable future |
Caitlin Clark @CaitlinClark22
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Juliana @julianaraynor
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cornbread Bitch 🔜 .. @wobblymami
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Menace to Sobriety @mts04020
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Smelvin Capital, CFE @SmelvinStrokes
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Bobby Bombs @BobbyBombsv2
450 Followers 434 Following Home of Bobby’s Daily Lunch Posts// Costco Executive Member// Kansas City Chiefs and Royals, SMU Mustangs super fan
pawg @sexxxiiibaby
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sam (taylors version) @samonedoyle13
784 Followers 765 Following taylor swift named a song about my sister & i and i think that’s the coolest thing ever | @detroitredwings @lions @michiganstateu @starwars @marvel
Little Buzzed @burnerbuzz_
163 Followers 248 Following Buzz here | Bar Explorer | Knows Ball | Peaked in high school | Always down to have a good time
Mickey Thompson @MickeyTho15646
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Mrs.walt @MrsMrswaltyy
44 Followers 42 Following ever heard of the desert? that's my humor 😂 fuckin dry
Foodacris @SouthernandFat
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rodney loves big wome.. @rodneyiwnl
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Feel_My_Biceps @kingunsolicited
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The Brohioan @TheBrohioan
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Karen McGee @karenmotherof2
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@hulu is fucking tras.. @RizNasty2point0
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eva :3 @tweakerbltch
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Bubba @BubbasTrailers
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lex @lexafrexx
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KosTITzyn @andreikostitzyn
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big diesel @JustBoysLaughin
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North End Rick @NorthEndRick
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abby ¨̮ @Abbbn0rmal
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New Mandela effect just dropped I swear New York used to have these two big buildings that looked alike
@RLHoitzII Guy like me just stares at excel I wouldn’t know
“And this one kid from Ole Miss did like a money spread on them with $100 bills, get it? Because the protesters are poor since they don’t have jobs”
@WayneGruntzky Jaws of life couldn’t pull me out of that shit
University of Indiana has full control over the war that’s been happening for 2000 years you didn’t know
@BobbyGotBroads My friend and I were talking about this the other day, even if the best university in the states said you know what, you guys are right the war is bad WHAT THE FUCK IS HARVARD GOING TO DO TO STOP A WAR
Oh my god they’re doing it
UCLA protestors seem to be fortifying their encampment
Gonna need Tommy John after this one
@SlavaVoynov69 @ripmycuzryan @cakeeater74 Going to force feed you Johnny Walker in the war room first
When my mom found my juul back in ‘18
The Chernobyl disaster happened 38 years ago today, has there been a worse event since?
I could fix you
Trying a new cheesesteak - don’t text
@Petey4Hart You can fake the BLM out of your bio now dude
@W_B_Rick Oh I get it. I’m gonna dip my ex wife’s pussy in the lake those neighborhood fellas drowned that Indian girl in
@DeionSanders I’ll paint my face black and walk around the south side of Chicago if your son goes top 5
@LucaCelebre21 @jpolly22 Yea great game Luca you were a real game changer out there
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