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i get that people are sober or don’t drink or whatever, but judging someone for drinking (or not drinking) is wild. just let people live their fuckin lives
i just asked my husband if he knew what my favorite fact about the human body is and he accurately said “that it takes the same force to bite through a carrot and a human finger” and he was right and that’s why we got married
the great lakes are in mourning this week so i’m playing the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald every time i find myself in a touchtunes establishment
my experience was that the abuse was quiet and subtle and when the relationship finally ended it took me a full year to recognize it for what it was
my experience was that the abuse was quiet and subtle and when the relationship finally ended it took me a full year to recognize it for what it was
every time we go to a place with @TouchTunes my husband plays the cranberries because he knows i can’t resist softly yodeling along. i love him a lot
austin butler experienced complete ego death and is, to this day, letting the ghost of elvis drive him around like a ratatouille. and for what
Weird how all the concerns about government assistance contributing to inflation disappear into thin air when the beneficiaries are rich people
my mother-in-law looked at my cat and said “boy, she is really low to the ground.” we don’t fat shame the cat, kim.
never forget the time i asked my ex why a condom was missing and instead of just admitting he fucked someone, he told me he put it on a cucumber so he could use it as a dildo
A lot of people claim dogs are "good" but I've never met a single one that cares about climate change
same, cc @StephenThomp19
@_JohnnyJones Events and shows for local bands felt easier to find on MySpace. Never gonna forget those backyard punk shows.
thinking about the time i just hard launched a husband on the feed
if you give a mouse a cookie was biographical and i am the mouse
executive dysfunction is wild because i’ve been laying in bed awake for an hour avoiding getting up because i decided i can’t go downstairs without scooping the litter box and i don’t want to scoop the litter box so i can’t go downstairs. i’m stuck.
it is 1130 on a tuesday morning, there’s no reason for the gas station to smell THIS STRONGLY of weed
hey @espn are you really going to just force these people to vamp about this for the entire monday night football time slot? there’s not a single sports documentary you can throw on to give these visibly distressed announcers a break? this is hideously ghoulish.
you’re an idiot if you think now is not the time to talk about how dangerous football is
Weight Loss @WeightL01
10 Followers 89 Following A hidden “resurrection system” makes losing nagging fat easy. Lose nagging fat easily with THIS
a travesty in 9 parts @travofoz
632 Followers 2K Following I ❤️ dogs & #dnb. I have rabies and I bite. ornery. Слава Україні!
The Hub OTR @HubOtr
3K Followers 688 Following 21+ Cincinnati’s Beloved Small Bar & Venue. Open 7-2 sunday- Wednesday and 4-2 Thursday thru Saturday Likes & retweets are not endorsements
Michele @michele87743956
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Livin’ it Up #Socia.. @Quirknky
2K Followers 2K Following she/her. Socialist, passion for theory and organizing strategy. Very cool member of @DSACincy. The human incarnation of a barn owl. @GroundworkDSA 🪴
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Nick Swartsell @nswartsell
5K Followers 4K Following Eternal skeptic, unabashed believer. Drab dresser except for shoes and sunglasses. @917wvxu general assignment reporter. Listen: https://t.co/Pl6DwkY3gB
A.Ron Hubbard @ARonHubbs
4K Followers 209 Following Former Hoosier, current Buckeye. I talk about film and television @Baldmove. Low stakes high chill streaming at https://t.co/r3P0VL4Tsd or https://t.co/DPeZmf5F
Olive Garden @olivegarden
403K Followers 17K Following When you're here, you're family. Join us for dine-in or order To Go Delivered Carside.
Lizzie McNeill's Pub @LizziesIrishPub
2K Followers 2K Following Your friendly neighborhood Irish bar located downtown along the Chicago River (next to the Sheraton Hotel). We serve food as well. Join us for a pint!
IAN BREWIS @BrewisIan
102 Followers 576 Following
Kristina Orlea 🖤 @kristina_orlea
632 Followers 888 Following Horror writer. HWA. Children’s author. Poet. Artist. Geek. Comic lover. Commission Coordinator for @ComicSketchArt Tabletop gamer. I play D&D with @helpfulgoat
Christopher Wyatt @photoconceptart
1K Followers 5K Following #Cincinnati-based digital artist, aspiring #cycletrack designer
Fake ODOT @ODOT_Fakewide
305 Followers 480 Following Enhancing mobility for motorists through the design, repair, and aggressive expansion of motorways in the Buckeye State. Parody Account. #JustDrive
Peter N. Horton @Peter_Horton
1K Followers 4K Following Writing the Perseus Reach space opera series. Make a pretty mean pizza. Love coffee, but I write better with tea. OG nerdfighter. he/him (I guess)
anxious atheist🌹 @RosieValente
573 Followers 843 Following seattle • union rank and file• the rich taste better when we feast • ACAB
StopMeBefore.I.TweetA.. @TweetagainI
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Julie Zimmerman @JayZeeCincy
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Josh Brimstone @BrimstoneJosh
21 Followers 56 Following I solely believe that every reaction reflects our actions!!!
Rosedale @RosedaleOTR
293 Followers 445 Following Historic hub with crafty cocktails | Complete with two bars, corn hole, & more | Half-price happy hour every weekday | #rosedaleotr
michelle 🎢 @MichelleAkin
4K Followers 1K Following i take coaching clients on roller coasters. (yes actual roller coasters)
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Sarah L-M @sarahsixblocks
2K Followers 5K Following Loves cats, caffeine, candy, condos and carpools. INFJ. she/her.
Progressives United @_Prog_United_
53 Followers 454 Following Uniting progressives, asking questions, and holding politicians, pundits, and personalities accountable. #Progressive #Bernie2020
Emily @EmmkUltra
76 Followers 580 Following
Róisín @roisinkilroy
557 Followers 609 Following Galway woman, writer, journalist with @galwayad, Researcher for BAFTA winning 'The Missing Children'. Views my own, got a story? [email protected]
wicked witch of the m.. @sophiewithbees
190 Followers 905 Following
Cecily 🌸🌼⛈️ @ahopefulthought
928 Followers 479 Following Even if you are not ready for the day, it cannot always be night.
Regional American Foo.. @RegionalUSFood
174K Followers 4 Following Shining a light on regional dishes from around the US since 2021 — featured in @Salon, @SFExaminer, @AtlasObscura, and more. Curated by @bromf3. Submit via DM
crazy ass moments in .. @ampol_moment
437K Followers 2 Following posting the crazy ass, weird as hell and wild moments from the politics and history of the eternal union. dms open for submissions.
Calgary Stampede @calgarystampede
117K Followers 721 Following The Calgary Stampede is a volunteer-supported, not-for-profit organization that preserves and celebrates our western heritage, cultures and community spirit.
Little Sim World @LittleSimWorld
22K Followers 8 Following Hen-lo ~ I am a cozy London-based Life Sim designed by Terry Jin @tzjin21 & team ~ 🍎 Support us and test the pre-alpha: https://t.co/UqZZ91kSEL
brands getting owned @BrandsOwned
256K Followers 0 Following dismantling capitalism one L at a time. dm submissions or @ me.
The View @TheView
901K Followers 2K Following Join us weekday mornings on ABC with #WhoopiGoldberg, @joyvbehar, @sunny, @sarahaines, @alyssafarah and @ananavarro!
Pictures of Dives @picturesofdives
45K Followers 1K Following Pictures of classic dive bars, past and present. You can submit dive recs by DMing a picture of your favorite bar with its name and location.
Marcus Butler @MarcusButler
2.7M Followers 760 Following
old roadside pics @oldroadside
58K Followers 2 Following i post public domain photographs from the john margolies roadside america archive in the library of congress. unaffiliated. if i'm acting up ping @xor!
petfinder names @petfindernames
377K Followers 9 Following animals with unconventional names / created by @420insidejob & co-managed by @nicolejusttweet / DM submissions. / Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Chelsea E. Manning @xychelsea
408K Followers 2K Following Security Consultant. Fmr. Intel Analyst. Player of Vijyagames. Trans femme (she/they). Tweets are my own. DM for biz.
Chris Fleming @chrisfluming
180K Followers 740 Following you can watch my new special Hell out on Peacock now
The Cincy Experience @CincyExperience
3K Followers 1K Following Create your best life here. Sharing the #CincyExperience.
Barry Divola @BarryDivola
199 Followers 145 Following Journalist and author. My current novel is Driving Stevie Fracasso. I write for The Sydney Morning Herald. I play in Perth bands Radio Radio and Star Sign.
Possumeveryhour.io @PossumEveryHour
548K Followers 1 Following All images belong to their original owners. See https://t.co/sSKfbQ7x8x for more places other than Twitter where to find your poss fix.
thursday! what a conc.. @thursaconcept
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Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson
2.7M Followers 947 Following Candidate for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States.
Among Us @AmongUsGame
1.6M Followers 1 Following ✦ made of 1 bone ✦ PC, mobile, Switch, Xbox, PlayStation, @AmongUsVR ✦ By @InnerslothDevs ✦ Merch: https://t.co/Vp2qmQ4aYb ✦ Support: [email protected]
The Hub OTR @HubOtr
3K Followers 688 Following 21+ Cincinnati’s Beloved Small Bar & Venue. Open 7-2 sunday- Wednesday and 4-2 Thursday thru Saturday Likes & retweets are not endorsements
accidentally based @BasedByAccident
505K Followers 285 Following stuff that is accidentally, surprisingly, or ironically based
Grady Hendrix @grady_hendrix
30K Followers 347 Following Author of My Best Friend's Exorcism, How to Sell a Haunted House and lots more. Too much dumb junk at https://t.co/gmdOXPjfGR
Angela Mayfield @pinkrocktopus
27K Followers 7K Following Twitter’s abortion evangelist/possum enthusiast. Ran for GA HD 67. Came here to bake biscuits & be a force for equality, & I’m all out of flour. she/her/ma’am
CEASEFIRE 🇵🇸 @SheaCoulee
464K Followers 1K Following ✨💖👑Equal parts Bourgie & Banji 👑💖✨ RuPauls Drag Race All Stars 5 💅🏾
JustNoMIL @JustNoMIL1
25K Followers 19 Following Premium Quality excerpts from the dumpster fire of r/JustNoMIL. DMs open.
City Describer @CityDescriber
12K Followers 1 Following Photos of cities, awkwardly described by Microsoft's computer vision AI. Images from @reddit. Bot by @gboeing.
Out of Context LPOTL @oocLPOTL
15K Followers 21 Following hail yourselves! out of context quotes from the hosts of @LPontheleft: @benkissel, @marcusparks, and special guest @henrylovesyou 😈👻👽 *fan-run account*
~ @junie_anicro
7 Followers 9 Following
Isabelle @animalcrossing
1.5M Followers 3 Following Welcome to Animal Crossing: New Horizons! Learn more about the Deserted Island Getaway Package from Isabelle!
Whole Man Disposal Se.. @WholeManDispose
27K Followers 12 Following Need to throw away the whole man? We are Whole Man Disposal - the fourth emergency service. Vans dispatched regularly.
David Rodriguez @Davidyrodrigue
20K Followers 17 Following ugly but nice instagram :Davidyrodriguez I’m that belgian boy with a weird english
Smut Archaeology 🍑.. @SmutArchaeology
8K Followers 498 Following Smutty content of the archaeological persuasion. Account run by #archaeologists with too much time on their hands. #muffmonday #BlackLivesStillMatter
Henry Tudor @KngHnryVIII
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144K Followers 18 Following Run by @multiverseradio, home of Burger Of The Week: A #BobsBurgers Podcast! 🍔🎙️🎧 Other account: @nocontexttgp
NUGothicStudies @NUGothicStudies
2K Followers 1K Following National University's MA Gothic Studies Specialization.
Leslie Jordan @thelesliejordan
175K Followers 706 Following Leslie is the 2006 Emmy Award Winner for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series for his delicious portrayal of “Beverley Leslie” on “Will and Grace.”
People dancing to Ste.. @steelydance
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Today in Reds Faceboo.. @TodayInRedsFB
3K Followers 182 Following Only the best comments from the Reds official Facebook page. *Not affiliated with the Reds* Tweets by @OhNoCoop. Also follow @TodayBengalsFB
Chicago ParkDistrict @ChicagoParks
64K Followers 2K Following Chicago Park District's Official Twitter. We're home to 600+ parks, 26 miles of lakefront, 75+ nature areas & hundreds programs.This page is not monitored 24-7.
That Cheese Plate @ThatCheesePlate
1K Followers 40 Following Your Go-To Source for Cheese Plate Inspiration 🧀 Home of the #CheeseByNumbers method. The new book “That Cheese Plate Will Change Your Life” is out now! ↓
Malala Yousafzai @Malala
2.0M Followers 700 Following Still just a girl who wants to learn. Youngest-ever Nobel laureate, co-founder @malalafund and president of Extracurricular Productions
Quotient Social @quosocplatform
7K Followers 6K Following Quotient Social drives measurable sales impact for advertisers through high-quality creative and advanced shopper targeting data.
We had more people join when I played Among Us 👾
David Sacks just ludicrously made up that Ron DeSantis' Twitter space was the largest group that "has ever met online." There are 100,000 people in this thing.
Pine is playing absolutely no games in the White Chris rankings. Just blasting past his peers without a Marvel credit to his name.
Prime and Kelvin collide! Thanks to the very best Chris for the solidarity empanadas and for joining us out on the line!
I think we should start exiling people from Cincinnati, starting with this person
A car crashed into the window of Everybody's Records last night. CityBeat has obtained footage from the crash. Story to come.
We MUST become the gatlinburg of Ohio
Apparently this is the design of the new 15 story Margaritaville hotel in Newport? From UrbanOhio
thinking about how i said to my therapist this week "I don't think I'm autistic but it's really nice to work from home where I don't have to worry about my face is doing" and I think I might need to reconsider the first part of that sentence.
why doesn’t anyone ever talk about the fact that depression and anxiety can cause major memory loss
50 years old 75 years old Doesn’t eat bread Eats bread Avoids alcohol Cocktail queen Avoids sugar Enjoys dessert Jade eggs in genitals Jeffrey Garten
austin butler experienced complete ego death and is, to this day, letting the ghost of elvis drive him around like a ratatouille. and for what
Weird how all the concerns about government assistance contributing to inflation disappear into thin air when the beneficiaries are rich people
They banned teenagers from my hometown mall. You now have to be 18+ or with a chaperone.
Teens who meet up with their friends 'almost every day' is down from 50% in the 90s to 25% today. Falls off a cliff around 2010, alongside the rise of smartphones and social media.
Three dozen 19 year old Florida Gators football players threatening to boycott the season could end Ron Desantis's political career in a weekend
daisy jones and the six in 45 minutes this is your final warning before i become extremely annoying
Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.
@JaneOst_ Meghan Trainor is ChatGPT Lily Allen
every american president, but they're all cool and they all sport a mullet 46. Joe Biden
@_JohnnyJones Events and shows for local bands felt easier to find on MySpace. Never gonna forget those backyard punk shows.
When we say "crime is a social construct", what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, but a corporation can poison the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jail.
once you realize men can also have eating disorders you quickly realize they actually all have eating disorders
sorry my tweets are dogshit i’m depressed and my enemies are all in power
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