Paul T (parody) @lolpaullol
I hate twitter. (I'm here for y’all) I do love telecommunications (see also: https://t.co/xzOGtD44C9), smartphones, programming, aviation, my family and job. he/him mastodon.mudkips.net/@lolpaullol MDHGMIYW Joined June 2008-
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luckily nobody is saying "lynch the jews" or "burn the jews" at those rallies they're talking about freeing palestine
luckily nobody is saying "lynch the jews" or "burn the jews" at those rallies they're talking about freeing palestine
You guys... I paid my bill in full and asked my service not be restored. You restored it anyway, billed me for another month, then sent it to collections becuase I wouldn't pay it. Fix this before I do my thing. Your life is better if I don't. @WOWCare
a go kart just cut me off going 45 miles per hour i should’ve dropped a fucking banana
@CantEverDie cultural relevance? in *my* online ads? it's more likely than you think
Wow. Two Eclipses in one day!
If you get this, it's hostile. I don't have time to do a fancy writeup but you can check the code at https://en-us[.]web-wordpress[.]org/plugins/cve-2024-1564/ - look at the obsfucated function LKFOUX. and base 64 decode the url at https://guardcve[.]com/runscan #Security
Chaya (Libs of Tiktok): You can't do anything in peace being shoved down your throat wherever you go Me: Lol Chaya: Do you have a question? Is something funny? Me: I do! How do you define wokeness? Chaya: Wokeness is the destruction of normalacy[sic] and.... and um... uh
Chaya (Libs of Tiktok): You can't do anything in peace being shoved down your throat wherever you go Me: Lol Chaya: Do you have a question? Is something funny? Me: I do! How do you define wokeness? Chaya: Wokeness is the destruction of normalacy[sic] and.... and um... uh https://t.co/g3AAgwMYwD
This woman is "Global Joy Officer" for a company called the Sloomoo Institute that charges people to play with slime
This woman is "Global Joy Officer" for a company called the Sloomoo Institute that charges people to play with slime https://t.co/9GkC9KkMQ3
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Kyle rittenhouse thought he could fuck with memphis😭😭😭bitch know your place
Here’s a few seconds later when he walks off in a huff with his support dog. 😂😂😂
this hits so hard! ❤️🔥
how it feels knowing stonetoss got doxxed
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Nathan | he/they @heeynathan
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Ya Lost Ur Flippen Mi.. @Cabin_LifeMom
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Thats Me...queenofroa.. @queenofroadking
4K Followers 4K Following "Those who love ✌️ must learn to organize as well as those who love war. ~Dr. Martin Luther King. 🚫maga! Bleeding ❤️ ! 🚽 mouth! 3x cancer survivor. NO LISTS
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Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions
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Rick Prelinger W6XBE @footage
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Roman Acleaf @RomanAcleaf
788 Followers 543 Following Control Your Outcome. Author of #TheTundraDiary. Cajun #Breaux
Robbity Bob 🎸🧙�.. @robbity_bob
930 Followers 2K Following Fascist roasting tomfoolerist. You're probably reading my profile because (redacted). Sic Semper Tyrannis.
Talk Nerdy to Me @ILikeItNerrdy
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Gayass Gearhead @GayassGearhead
6K Followers 3K Following I’m a car, ship, plane, and AFV enthusiast :) priv @xj220s
That's Princess Ashe @rerre61
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Michie Apriyadi Forme.. @m_ichie
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Eron Nusk (Dickbutt S.. @dickbuttsecure
25 Followers 30 Following
Grams of Twidder - An.. @grams____
474 Followers 4K Following FOLLOW MY OFFICIAL ACCOUNT AT @GRAMSOFTWIDDER | Civil Rights Warrior | I am Black history | Survivor of awful shit | Grams🫂 | #MomSec #AutisticForReal
Grams of Twidder #Sta.. @GramsOfTwidder
507 Followers 2K Following GRAMTIFA to you. *RESIST* Civil Rights Warrior | Real Black History | Survivor of awful shit |#AutisticIRL | Grams🫂 for all resisters
Ian Coldwater 📦�.. @IanColdwater
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Badd Company @BaddCompani
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DoneHat @Popehat
316K Followers 1K Following Bye. https://t.co/7CTLPHydam: @popehat. Mastodon: @[email protected]. Substack: https://t.co/j3NdkUE2en. Podcast: https://t.co/43rX4AAPbI.
Def @Defetyhw
2K Followers 2K Following Dyslexic Energy Filterless In a world obsessed with specialization, I'm more of a swiss army knife
Bad Legal Takes @BadLegalTakes
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Deviant Ollam ツ @deviantollam
46K Followers 1K Following Stalwart defender of Oxford commas, two spaces after a period, and ellipses. Married to @tarah. When they ask how I died, tell them... still happy. (he/they)
rand0h @dakacki
23K Followers 1K Following Dogfather / @WhoseSlide / DEF CON Goon / Alter Ego of @rand0hmized
Lady G @gabsmashh
102K Followers 3K Following security engineer | genetic scientist | NYU alum | @awscloud Cert SME | @MARFORCYBER auxiliarist | NSIN emerging leader 2022
froggynotacon @froggynotacon
343 Followers 259 Following I DJ on Twitch and produce bad electronic music. I'm a hacker. Pizza is tasty. He/Him
Jason Scott @textfiles
48K Followers 707 Following Proprietor of https://t.co/sdyjXHCZF7, historian, filmmaker, archivist, storyteller. Works on/for the Internet Archive. Rank Amateur.
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InConJunction XLIII: .. @InConIndy
539 Followers 423 Following InConJunction 42 is July 5-7, 2024, at the Wyndham Indianapolis West, in Indianapolis, IN!
sake person 🦀 @REALJUNlPER
14K Followers 147 Following shitposting alt for @CantEverDie actually just five junipers in a trenchcoat
Biden’s Wins @BidensWins
355K Followers 478 Following Keeping score of President Biden’s wins. The largest online community of President Biden’s supporters.
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
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beer person @CantEverDie
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JT Chapman 🇵🇸 @_SecondThought
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Chase Jensen @chasej
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John Paul @JohnPaulGarland
454 Followers 381 Following Futurist, Stoic, Software Engineer, Yogi, Dancer💃, Meditator🧘♀️, Father👨👧👦, Husband💑, and Inventor🔧. Focus:AI🤖, Web🌐, Data📊, Family👪, Growth🌱🌱🌱
Joseph Cox @josephfcox
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RS Archer @archer_rs
122K Followers 10K Following I now only occasionally post. I have no other social media profiles. EU citizen
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Brian Allen @allenanalysis
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Thats Me...queenofroa.. @queenofroadking
4K Followers 4K Following "Those who love ✌️ must learn to organize as well as those who love war. ~Dr. Martin Luther King. 🚫maga! Bleeding ❤️ ! 🚽 mouth! 3x cancer survivor. NO LISTS
Prank Stallone @theCJS
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Rep. Zooey Zephyr @ZoAndBehold
143K Followers 993 Following State Representative out of Missoula, Montana. Fighting for housing, health care, & human rights. Fiancée of @ErinInTheMorn Bi🏳️🌈 Trans🏳️⚧️ she/her♀️
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thank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 425 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
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525 Followers 242 Following Street Medics • Safety Team • https://t.co/ylQooIQT82 • https://t.co/33auiEIyIS ⛑🌈❤️✊#BlackLivesMatter #DefundDPD #DoNoHarmTakeNoShit
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933 Followers 24 Following Saving children & educating parents along the way. | YouTube: https://t.co/z9C9RvBywc | Instagram: courtneyelizxbeth
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2.1M Followers 25 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • MERCH 👇👇
Trouble the Cat @TroubleTheTabby
4K Followers 1K Following hi. I’m Trouble, a grey tabby who always gets into mischief!!
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Robbity Bob 🎸🧙�.. @robbity_bob
930 Followers 2K Following Fascist roasting tomfoolerist. You're probably reading my profile because (redacted). Sic Semper Tyrannis.
Mudge @dotMudge
67K Followers 343 Following Make a dent in the universe. Find something that needs improvement: go there and fix things. If not you, then who? {he/they}
Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote
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Alejandra Caraballo @Esqueer_
161K Followers 2K Following Clinical Instructor, Harvard Law Cyberlaw Clinic. Gender & Tech. Bylines: @Wired @Slate. Views = my own. She/Her.
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718 Followers 351 Following The Michigan People's Defense League (MIPDL) is a community defense organization dedicated to defend the community against violence, bigotry, and oppression.
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82K Followers 476 Following We serve gun owners who want to responsibly protect their loved ones. Join USCCA + Get Free Gun Case: https://t.co/i6upR96cvA
AskAubry 🦝 @ask_aubry
357K Followers 18K Following Curator of Nice Guys™, WTFs, & Trash Takes Submission? DM DMs are subject to the public Buy me a coffee? https://t.co/aMjLdCHVd4 Follow≠endorse Entire TM=TW
Brooke Harrington @EBHarrington
15K Followers 487 Following Professor of Sociology, Dartmouth;views my own. Author, 'Capital w/out Borders' https://t.co/lv3CPl7aqK; words @washingtonpost @nytimes, @TheAtlantic & @Guardian
RunsOnⓋeg🥑 @Runsonveg
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rahaeli @rahaeli
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@mmascara15 @FierceHobbies Or maybe it's a social hobby, not an addition to your investment portfolio, dipshit.
luckily nobody is saying "lynch the jews" or "burn the jews" at those rallies they're talking about freeing palestine
Jewish NYU professor lashes out at protesters: ‘If I said lynch the blacks or burn the gays, I’d never work again’ trib.al/huGgSvE
Israeli Leaders: We American Jews do not stand with your narrative. We see you profiting off our name. We see you exploiting antisemitism for your political gain. Our message to you: Get off our train and let's see how you can ride alone. May GD protect our brothers in the…
A cloud of bitter anti semitism and support of Hamas terrorism has descended upon some of America’s leading universities. Students who do not display that they’re against Israel are being hounded on campus. I’m hearing this from Jewish students across the country. As an…
Friends, our tweets are being shadowbanned! Do your magic to help us get our messages across! ❤️🤝❤️🤝
Israeli Leaders: We American Jews do not stand with your narrative. We see you profiting off our name. We see you exploiting antisemitism for your political gain. Our message to you: Get off our train and let's see how you can ride alone. May GD protect our brothers in the…
There's nothing worse than launching your boat at the boat ramp, spending a day on the water, to come back and look under your truck to find you have a bad seal on your diffential.
just realized it’s recently been just over a year since that dumb budlight protest happened. remember that shit lol
@vanoreo_ @CantEverDie might be an NLG hat. legal observers wear neon green hats
elon musk is somehow the most individually powerful and richest person in the world but simultaneously the most embarassingly insecure person i’ve ever seen
Elon's (alleged) alt just liked this picture btw
@CantEverDie A series of white smoke has started coming from the chimney of the Rittenhouse household
Here's the thing. I care about this community. If a group within this community feel like they are being treated unfairly and voice their concerns, I listen to them and try to help by amplifying & defending whenever I can. If you can't stand the occasional few tweets about the…
Read it. Read it again. Republicans in Louisiana voted to repeal lunch breaks for child workers. Wrap your head around modern slavery. This is the Republican Party today.
“Lawmakers on a Louisiana House committee voted Thursday to repeal a law requiring employers to give child workers lunch breaks” nola.com/news/politics/…
@KellyScaletta To my husband. “I Love you, see you after work.” I got a call an hour later during first period class. So damned important that I told him that.
I don't think "House" was the right name for that Hugh Laurie show. Based on what I saw, it should have been called "Hospital"
@cataclysmza @caraminez @FeelItInMyJones @bekvin_ @HOBORG some 4/5g is actually lower in frequency. it’s just that gsm uses tdma which causes pulsing sounds because of the timeslots and newer technologies use cdma or ofdm(a) that kinda is just a hiss
I love unlimited PTO policies, but ask questions if a company you’re considering working for offers unlimited PTO as a perk. Some companies say unlimited but punish or guilt trip you if you take it. My fav follow up: “how many PTO days do folks take yearly on average?”
a go kart just cut me off going 45 miles per hour i should’ve dropped a fucking banana
what if instead of making tallboys they made wideboys
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