Laura @laura_nov05
Don’t follow me because I don’t even know where I’m going Planet Earth ✈ Joined May 2010-
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Sis is tired. Sis needs a vacation. Sis needs a massage. Sis needs a shopping spree. Sis is me. I am sis.
Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.
Normalize not having any hobbies. I enjoy being home doing nothing.
Do you get anxiety going new places not knowing the parking situation or are you normal?
My save for later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.3 million dollars.
At my age, I can send a text at 9:45 and be asleep at 9:45:07
Did I “kill a plant” or did the plant not have what it takes to thrive in this fast-paced environment
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even google won’t be able to find you. ☕️
Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry
Some people need a stamp on their forehead that says “do not reproduce”
My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore it’s a freestyle that’s on shuffle
*When I’m given verbal instructions* Me: can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things?
Me: I’m going to wake up at 5am to workout Me at 5am: I never said that.
HR- the unofficial psychologist, event planner, peacemaker, lawyer and teacher. I have 5 jobs, how about you?
SamInspired @SamInspired
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MELapalooza 🐈⚽�.. @MELisCrazyInAZ
32K Followers 15K Following MY ONE AND ONLY PROFILE $MelisCrazyInAz https://t.co/rjxWV6PjFA 🤪Teetering on the edge of insanity 🤣98.2% of my tweets are jokes. Respond accordingly
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Chelle~ @BombChelleMama_
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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
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Reta Coffman @Retacof
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tazz @noneofyours99
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Paul @Grommit56
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# Check Resource # @CheckResources
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Rapid Unscheduled Dis.. @Stammzilla
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SamInspired @SamInspired
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Boss B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 14K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
MELapalooza 🐈⚽�.. @MELisCrazyInAZ
32K Followers 15K Following MY ONE AND ONLY PROFILE $MelisCrazyInAz https://t.co/rjxWV6PjFA 🤪Teetering on the edge of insanity 🤣98.2% of my tweets are jokes. Respond accordingly
YouLookLikeAMom @youlooklikeamom
44K Followers 12K Following Goody two shoes. Boob pic queen. Don’t tell me what to do. Manchester United! FEMA Region 69
ChiChi Greenblatt @ChiChiGreenblat
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Chelle~ @BombChelleMama_
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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
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Reta Coffman @Retacof
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Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves
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tazz @noneofyours99
85K Followers 46K Following Army Veteran, atheist, here to share some laughs, it's the universal language I ❤️Animals #supportmentalhealth squirrel mama ,wildlife rescue 🔥Memphis🔥
✨⚡️Nurse K ⚡�.. @Nurse_K_
93K Followers 3K Following I run on caffeine, whiskey, sarcasm & a lil bit of football!! This is me & all my randomness, If you don’t like it fuck off!!🖕 @shaggy_og_ makes this ♥️ happy!
Sheri 🇨🇦🫎�.. @NotsoScarySheri
27K Followers 5K Following Awkward Canadian....things I say always sound funnier in my head. #widow🚫 DMs. https://t.co/f6N8I0CrQI
📚 Talk To The Hatt.. @Talk_To_The_Hat
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Jackson Hinkle 🇺�.. @jacksonhinklle
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Austen Allred @Austen
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Elon Musk @elonmusk
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Ambassador Angela Agg.. @USAmbNMacedonia
16K Followers 239 Following Official Twitter account of U.S. Ambassador to the Republic of North Macedonia Angela Aggeler (from November 7, 2022). Terms of Use: https://t.co/n1sWGEayag
🌻Just me again🍀 @HeiseyTerry
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Roger Blazic @RogerBlazic
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Josh (Dragon Quest XI.. @Hardcorejack63
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Rod Rodriguez @rodamusr
2K Followers 4K Following Father of 4 Love Games Horror Movies WWE Comic Books Star Wars 420 Friendly. Not Looking for hook ups or drugs. No DMS
Jorius the Zeusless @JoriusMagnus
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Guidoman @guido817
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voodoo daddy @metalhead198
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The loving bear @93Bennybear
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alien1947 @Ed resides.. @alien1947proto1
2K Followers 3K Following Supporter of space travel, LGBTQ, BLM, animal lover, hates abuses of any kind. 100% disabled Viet Nam vet, Looking for Nato Forces to support Ukraine.🇺🇦
After 45(MARCUS R.NIC.. @MarcusRNichols1
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Shanny, the odd duck�.. @evilsmurphygirl
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will from nola @jacocksw
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E.B. Love @eblove31
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siddh. @kisser0m
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Part Illegal Part Ali.. @GiveMore_GotMe
1K Followers 2K Following Live life to the fullest. Whatever that means. F.O.E 💯 Avi Is Not Me. I’m Darker
Gerald @G_Rod70
3K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/468HvGBVWB You don’t have to drink if you don’t want to. Sober since 2009 #RecoveryPosse
juju52🛫✨ @juju521
6K Followers 3K Following 7 lives...all photos are made by myself....otherwise I mention. please no lists, no porn
Cathy C @cali_cathy
4K Followers 3K Following Living vicariously through one person at a time. Sit back and relax as your turn is coming.
Baronessa Kate Artist.. @Katehorse
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Steve #GTTO🐾 @Steviejdavies
10K Followers 10K Following this is just an immeasurably cruel policy directed at the most vulnerable people in language that is not dissimilar to that used by Germany in the 30s,
Vic Whittington @WhittingtonVic
635 Followers 1K Following Aged Bermondsey Boy, European, Ex Senior Civil Service, Grandad, #FBPE, #FBPPR
Jenny Cozens @Bythewall
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2020 Research @2020_Research
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Veronika 🇺🇦💙.. @VeronikaSimons
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everyone coming on Twitter to check if Instagram and Facebook is down or not
@laura_nov05 Dhe une qe se tregova nje vit,me shpresen se do me ngjante kur te rritej pak😅🤣🤣🤣
Sooo nga shkalla 1-100 sa 1728191 i ngjan Trev Dagzit🙈😩🥲🥲 #IamEinxhel
@benshapiro @Logan_Ratick Ben Shapiro got triggered by @RealCandaceO quoting The Bible OMG 😆
@benshapiro You have been acting unprofessional and emotionally unhinged for weeks now. And we have all had to sit back and allow it and have all tried to exercise exceeding understanding for your raw emotion. But you cross a certain line when you come for scripture and read yourself into…
Fully cancelled. Careers ended. Now CardiB throws her mic and lip syncs and nobody cares. Every single standard we held only a generation ago - even something as simple as expecting our singers to sing - has been eroded to dust. Nothing matters anymore.
Flashback to the concert that exposed Milli Vanilli's lip-syncing in 1989
It’s the broken window theory. If singers don’t have to sing. It eventually leads to: Women don’t have to be women. News doesn’t have to be true. Doctors can kill you with “cures” Who cares?
Mark Fuckerberg
@ElonMuskAOC That’s the difference between the two. Musk: buys or creates Zuck: copies or steals Musk: is about freedom and quality Zuck: wants your freedom and sells to the highest bidder.
@Freedom_Alley3 @elonmusk Sexualizing children at young ages then making it seem like the coolest club around is really harming children. I'm hearing stories like this more and more. The children are the ones suffering the most.
Consenting adults should do whatever makes them happy, provided it does not harm others, but a child is not capable of consent, which is why we have laws protecting minors.
Every parent should watch this
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It’s the movie they really don’t want you to see: #WhatIsAWoman? Watch the explosive documentary starring @MattWalshBlog FREE on Twitter for 24 hrs. x.com/realdailywire/…
@EzeNapoleon @ClownWorld_ That doesn’t explain why THIS procedure is that wrong. And they weren’t medical professionals they were fronogists (not sure how to spell) a now defunct form of science that back extrapolated their conclusion
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