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"One would think, now that such a predictable horror has actually happened, that the merchants who contributed to it would have the modicum of decency to shut the fuck up. Instead, they've created a web page and continue to protest any restriction to driving"
"One would think, now that such a predictable horror has actually happened, that the merchants who contributed to it would have the modicum of decency to shut the fuck up. Instead, they've created a web page and continue to protest any restriction to driving"
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cancelling graduation instead of letting someone speak about genocide. we are bearing witness to some of the most extreme displays of cowardice and censorship by USC and their fellow institutions.
cancelling graduation instead of letting someone speak about genocide. we are bearing witness to some of the most extreme displays of cowardice and censorship by USC and their fellow institutions.
If you’re faculty at a university where there are protests, remember there are lots of ways to support, publicly & privately, tenured or not. Here’s a few: -Know your faculty rights & rules -Amplify protest info on your social media, privately to colleagues or in class
At the Supreme Court, lawyers debate how many organs a woman has to lose before she can be allowed an abortion to save her life. At the New York court of appeals, lawyers declare that if a man raped too many women some of them have to shut up about it, out of fairness to him.
After listening to excerpts of yesterday's Supreme Court exploration of how it may be legally permissible to let women die in hospital emergency rooms, a distinction must be made: Clarence Thomas is a corrupt, angry mediocrity. But Samuel Alito is just fucking evil.
I don't know how to raise my daughter in a country where the Supreme Court is debating how many organs are ok for women to lose before providing healthcare
The Texas DPS police which failed the children of Uvalde are now brutalizing American kids at UT Austin on behalf of the genocidal child slaughtering government of apartheid Israel and its local stooges. Absolute losers.
I know this is being normalized extremely quickly, but let’s take a step back, put political analysis aside, and think about how insane this is. Students across the country are being arrested by actual police for sitting on the lawns of their universities with tents and signs.
I know this is being normalized extremely quickly, but let’s take a step back, put political analysis aside, and think about how insane this is. Students across the country are being arrested by actual police for sitting on the lawns of their universities with tents and signs.
@SenFettermanPA @Columbia They're anti-war protests, not antisemitic. A lot of the people protesting are Jewish. BTW, Tel Aviv had another MASSIVE protest last night, demanding that "Crime Minister" Netanyahu be replaced. Are they also antisemitic? x.com/nationalindnew…
@SenFettermanPA @Columbia They're anti-war protests, not antisemitic. A lot of the people protesting are Jewish. BTW, Tel Aviv had another MASSIVE protest last night, demanding that "Crime Minister" Netanyahu be replaced. Are they also antisemitic? x.com/nationalindnew…
A really good piece of writing by @cwarzel about the unavoidable feeling that corporations have stopped even pretending to care about the consumer experience! theatlantic.com/technology/arc…
I came across this Black disabled elder living w/ MS on TikTok pleading for support w/ a new wheelchair & medical equipment such as a ceiling lift & bathroom commode chair. Pls support! Her TikTok to learn more: tiktok.com/@bevonwheels Gofundme: gofund.me/67726f14
'You do not have bodily autonomy if you are not autonomous' — Here's how to approach conversations with those against reproductive rights (via bronteremsik on TikTok)
That inflation you’re still experiencing? It’s *literally* caused by greedy corporations — here’s how 💸 (via 5149jamesli on TikTok)
Trader Joe's & Starbucks have joined Musk's SpaceX in pushing to shut down the NLRB after it accused them of illegalities Sadly, "progressive" TJ's & Starbux have joined a right-wing push to hobble government's ability to regulate business & help workers theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
UPDATE: Maine has joined the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact, getting us one step closer to making the Electoral College irrelevant. Minnesota has also joined since we made this video. Here's what you need to know.
No-fault divorces allow people to leave marriages without having to provide proof of abuse and instead leave situations of irreconcilable differences. Here's how right-wingers are targeting the practice to further restrict women's freedom.
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Commentary: There is Zero Ambiguity to the West Portal Tragedy sf.streetsblog.org/2024/04/25/com…
Steiner St, adjacent to Duboce Park, has a ton of fast cut-through car traffic. This traffic causes increased danger to those walking and biking as well as causes delays to MUNI's N. This treatment immediately slowed cars down, making this part of the Wiggle safer for all.
Apr 26, 1986: Van Halen's 5150 began a 4-week run on top of the Billboard album chart. #80s
If we don’t give presidents immunity, we might one day see prosecutors bringing charges for cynically political reasons. Also, here are my favorite memories of working for Ken Starr. by Brett Kavanaugh
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
cancelling graduation instead of letting someone speak about genocide. we are bearing witness to some of the most extreme displays of cowardice and censorship by USC and their fellow institutions.
‼️ BREAKING: USC just canceled their entire commencement ceremony under pressure to reinstate Asna Tabussum as commencement speaker:
Morehouse students grill their President on having Biden @ graduation "There's a possibility of a genocide happening & we're seeing our government continually sending more & more weapons." "We the students telling you we see it as 'that's being complicit!'"
If you’re faculty at a university where there are protests, remember there are lots of ways to support, publicly & privately, tenured or not. Here’s a few: -Know your faculty rights & rules -Amplify protest info on your social media, privately to colleagues or in class
All the #MSNBC viewers who complain about Andrea Mitchell and Katy Tur every day - YOU ARE SO RIGHT. Just watched for 10 minutes and they prioritize repeating Trump's bogus POV no matter what the question is. Clicking to CNN until Nicole Wallace comes on.
Andrea Mitchell howls from belly of the Trump is Rich rabbit hole. No, everything in Trump Tower is not *real gold.* It's all gold paint; the artwork is reproduction, as are the furnishings. Smoke and mirrors, Andrea. Everything about Trump is fake. Always has been. Be smarter.
I think Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal are two of the bravest people ever. To publically admit that you willingly had sex with someone as repulsive as Donald Trump takes amazing courage.
Obviously there is nothing "pro-life" about the Supreme Court debating whether states can order doctors to let women die rather than provide a life-saving abortion in a medical emergency. I can't believe this even needs to be said.
Let me explain that to you, Senator Wheathead. CITIZEN Trump can't attend the Supreme Court hearing on WHETHER HE CAN BE PROSECUTED FOR HIS CRIMES WHILE HE WAS PRESIDENT because he has to be in court FOR CRIMES HE DID BEFORE HE WAS PRESIDENT.
At the Supreme Court, lawyers debate how many organs a woman has to lose before she can be allowed an abortion to save her life. At the New York court of appeals, lawyers declare that if a man raped too many women some of them have to shut up about it, out of fairness to him.
After listening to excerpts of yesterday's Supreme Court exploration of how it may be legally permissible to let women die in hospital emergency rooms, a distinction must be made: Clarence Thomas is a corrupt, angry mediocrity. But Samuel Alito is just fucking evil.
I don't know how to raise my daughter in a country where the Supreme Court is debating how many organs are ok for women to lose before providing healthcare
Clarence Thomas hearing Trump's immunity case, when his wife Ginni was directly involved in efforts to overturn the 2020 election, tells you everything you need to know about the Supreme Court's new code of "ethics." It's a sham.
The real reason I got kicked out of Heaven is because i padlocked Jesus's hands together while he was praying.
“Was the turbulence in the sky because of the earthquake on the ground?”