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I am interested in finding high-up places where I can enjoy vegetarian breakfast burritos | currently in Chicago | Kellyn, but who wants to know? Joined February 2013-
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i love my beautiful best friend and we cohabitate so well but sometimes i think her nighttime ablutions are just her pulling out 6-10 strands of her hair and laying them on the sink basin for me to admire later
January. December. I gotta get that Dalmatian sweater out stat
ok so what I’m gathering is that actually right now was the worst time to reread watchmen?
.@okcoolband better than weezer? yep i said it
“half a liter frozen block of blood” is so good, i’m mad it’s not iambic pentameter
they say don’t meet your heroes, but i just met the 12-year old ambling basset hound that lives nearby and she exceeds the hype!!!
and you better believe we’re doing Disenchanted tomorrow 👸✨
and you better believe we’re doing Disenchanted tomorrow 👸✨
ok yes this is technically five but you can’t tell me what to do
ok yes this is technically five but you can’t tell me what to do https://t.co/i0eyEr6s4e
netflix glitched and so this caption is the new permanent subtitle of GBBO on my tv
normalize asking what is in someone’s locket, mostly so i can show more people what little weird thing is in my locket!!!
trying really hard to see this silly little hippo and nothing else
trying really hard to see this silly little hippo and nothing else
gotta get on the same continent as @eveysaysstuff again bc we have so many more halloween costumes to do and we are so good at them (circa 2018 & 2016)
man it really does stink to potentially break your ankle while texting about your weekend of no plans, thereby ensuring you now have plans of "panicking" and "filling out insurance forms"
excited to join the ranks of adults who own waterpiks and have scheduled in-home energy assessments
i think hocus pocus 2 should have had to use 1993 graphics. update everything else except for the cat animatronics
planning to have an autumn of nature activities and pop punk aesthetics, or as I like to call it.... my out boy fall
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This statement from Emory University protestors is incredible.
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One of my comedy idols Paula Pell is having a moment with Girls5eva so it’s important we revisit this incredible bit
took a selfie while i was over here to commemorate this nice normal weekend online in which i communicated with a lot of new friends who clearly regularly engage with contemporary poetry
she did this for a few seconds, puzzled grumbling while looking at the tv and looking back at me I’m just as bewildered as she is I guess. Strange times.
dog confused hearing my voice on television while I’m sitting right next to her
when you ask me “ever heard of [extremely normal poet or poetic convention]” this is who you’re “ever heard of”ing to :(
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You know I would’ve lived in the 1830s if there were no racists.
Muppet treasure Island was his best work.
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