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Smoking weed in 1976: im gonna have groovy sex with an incredibly stinky woman Smoking weed in 2022: if my vape is out of battery I Will Kill Myself
first you ask me to “imagine dragons” and now you want me to “try guys”????
mhm
i hate reverse cowgirl because he gets to looks at a beautiful woman and i have to look at his toes
i hate when i see a sexy ass picture of megan fox and machine gun kelly is there
there’s never been a problem that smokin a lil weed couldn’t fix
being added to someone’s close friends story is like being born. you have absolutely no say in whether or not you want to participate and the only way out is death
i was just looking at instagram stories and my ex best friend who sucks so much posted a picture from high school that i WAS in but she CROPPED ME OUT LMAO
of course sam levinson is a nepotism baby that’s why everyone lets him get away with the insane and unprofessional shit he does on the euphoria set fuck of course !!!!!
Overwhelmed. People are going to suffer tonight, and for a long time, as superpowers use their land and lives as chess pieces to advance state power. Imperialism is an old sin with the same old consequences, no matter how much our planet ages.
sean kingston: she’s indecisive me: i wish i knew what that meant sean kingston: she can’t decide me: oh thank you
wow my best friend is so cool and hot and smart and funny i hope she thinks the same about me
i was looking through old photos and i found a picture of me and my abuser so i fucking burned it and it was cathartic as hell!!! i hope you have a miserable life you piece of shit!!!! you can’t ever hurt me again!!!!! weeeeee!!!!
nate said i may be an abusive narcissistic sociopath with an oedipus complex but what i’m NOT is a homophobe
ellie schnitt! @holy_schnitt
556K Followers 593 Following (e)girl next door• https://t.co/jHrUCSZWSj• podcaster!! • she/her • IG: ellie_schnitt • business inquiries: @unitedtalent [email protected]
1984’s George Whore.. @EwdatsGROSS
135K Followers 2K Following unfortunately extremely online | senior creative, 2x cat mom, former emo kid & niche internet micro celebrity
Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad
56K Followers 2K Following When all else fails, all roads lead back to margaritaville. Cohost of @MinorBreakdown. the blue check is for ad rev, I hate Elon
abby govindan @abbygov
179K Followers 1K Following mgmt: [email protected] personal:agovindan97@gmail | i reply to DMs on passes | #sagstrong
Natalie @jbfan911
66K Followers 712 Following (in case my employer sees this) I love ethics and HIPAA | she/her
jodie @jodieegrace
27K Followers 590 Following social media manager | notes enjoyer & ittsysk #1 fan ⎕
𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐲 ♡ @kobychill
133K Followers 796 Following ᏣᎳᎩ mumbling/cackling for inquires contact: @sarahmgellar
Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji
139K Followers 1K Following I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him | the hits https://t.co/13Ium8Yy25
kelly @BoyYeetsWorld
31K Followers 2K Following I used to live in South Carolina but now I don’t | extremely successful and wealthy person
Newbie5678 @Newbie56781
0 Followers 2K Following
The GUOD @obey_808
298 Followers 3K Following just a normal guy living in hawaii. tv movies ,80s music , supersentai, kamen rider ,,sneakerhead,wrestling fan ,toys : ig:obey_808 🇯🇵🇺🇸 @umitoyshawaii
zv957 @zv957
12 Followers 4K Following
Dungers @Dungers71
171 Followers 971 Following God the Son Incarnate Jesus eternal Holy Word the I Am probably BPD managing emotional pain 40 years+
Pekka Tiittanen @xNa_fi
55 Followers 545 Following
Blunt_instrument @ABluntInstrume1
0 Followers 134 Following Alt of a very Pearly guy. 28 he/him Follow and get blocked. Nsfw shit here. No weirdies or children. 🔞
#anotherone @therealjutt
33 Followers 438 Following
snjólaug @snjlaug2
50 Followers 76 Following
JearBear 🇺🇸 @JearBear526
146 Followers 472 Following Demons are REAL Angles are REAL Good vs Evil Light vs Dark Who's side are you on? Spread Positivity Squander Negativity #MAGA #jesus_is_king #flatearth
katie c0hen @katiescohen
217 Followers 239 Following
your favorite cashier.. @babygirlmoose
284 Followers 388 Following fat pussy disorder. professionally diagnosed
millie @milliefanclub79
2 Followers 13 Following
Chadd Tanner @Chadd3Tanner
63 Followers 392 Following
Buttsnuggle.com @ButtsnuggleCom
6K Followers 710 Following Embracer of sexuality. Sex toy advice and review site. Specializing in anal aka buttsnuggle.
Dave @princedave99
14 Followers 77 Following
Ryan Smith @RyanSmith193218
12 Followers 8 Following
3 gremlins in a trenc.. @angelicspak
46 Followers 1K Following
Shaun Shahrouzi @khashi15
60 Followers 175 Following
Tolkien Dad @Tolkiendad
470 Followers 4K Following Audiobook fan, I like Fantasy and History books. Wife, kids, mortgage, and dog. somewhat chubby. ENTP. James Madison Stan
Ryan Bailey @RedWhiteBeardd
20 Followers 71 Following
StrawBilly @StrawBillyKC
27 Followers 49 Following
NoSoyElGüero 🐀 @ChrisPen1980
3K Followers 5K Following If it's inappropriate, I'll probably post it.
Vincent Hearn Jr ᴳ�.. @vhearnjr
1K Followers 5K Following Brand Strategist | UGC | Wine Consultant | Licensed 🍷 Importer | I ❤️ NFTs #v4vino #wearyourkicks #LFGOON
Jared @jaredhaase
303 Followers 870 Following Digital Media professional living the dream. Always something, never nothing.
Matt Bradley @MattMcBradley
46K Followers 6K Following Foreign correspondent for @MSNBC and @NBCNews based in London. Formerly @WSJ in Egypt and Iraq. Retweets not endorsements, etc. Instagram: @MattMcBradley
Ty @pnwsquirrelly
401 Followers 1K Following
happyrunner @Smith79Neil
87 Followers 285 Following
Millionaires in the M.. @CannabisDogeCBD
2K Followers 131 Following A group of people working together in TG and X to become each member have at least made a million in crypto by the end of 2025. DM if you think you qualify.
Tom Gousby @Mr_TG_JR
340 Followers 2K Following Never let anyone outside the family know what you’re thinking......and I’m thinking all the time and say very little publicly.
jimmy @phillipcarvel
187 Followers 411 Following
Erin @rihannaluvr69
47 Followers 148 Following Erin's new Twitter bc can't get into @moonbeams_html due to extreme technical difficulties…let us join forces once again like God intended. #blessed
Jay K @Jaykeeg862
256 Followers 373 Following
ellie schnitt! @holy_schnitt
556K Followers 593 Following (e)girl next door• https://t.co/jHrUCSZWSj• podcaster!! • she/her • IG: ellie_schnitt • business inquiries: @unitedtalent [email protected]
michaela okland @MichaelaOkla
287K Followers 296 Following Just a Girl, girling out [email protected]
1984’s George Whore.. @EwdatsGROSS
135K Followers 2K Following unfortunately extremely online | senior creative, 2x cat mom, former emo kid & niche internet micro celebrity
Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad
56K Followers 2K Following When all else fails, all roads lead back to margaritaville. Cohost of @MinorBreakdown. the blue check is for ad rev, I hate Elon
abby govindan @abbygov
179K Followers 1K Following mgmt: [email protected] personal:agovindan97@gmail | i reply to DMs on passes | #sagstrong
Natalie @jbfan911
66K Followers 712 Following (in case my employer sees this) I love ethics and HIPAA | she/her
jodie @jodieegrace
27K Followers 590 Following social media manager | notes enjoyer & ittsysk #1 fan ⎕
𝐤𝐨𝐛𝐲 ♡ @kobychill
133K Followers 796 Following ᏣᎳᎩ mumbling/cackling for inquires contact: @sarahmgellar
Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji
139K Followers 1K Following I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him | the hits https://t.co/13Ium8Yy25
kelly @BoyYeetsWorld
31K Followers 2K Following I used to live in South Carolina but now I don’t | extremely successful and wealthy person
gib @gabbycastano
879 Followers 682 Following psu alum — she / her — latina — libra to the core — i like reality tv, anime, and superheroes a lil too much
gabby ☽ @LikeLilacWine
1K Followers 853 Following “cosmically ungovernable” -servo • she/her • 25 • insta: divinegabby_
Maddie @maddiedefosse
420 Followers 433 Following
Dylan O'Brien @dylanobrien
5.9M Followers 2K Following you can contact me at my imdb page which is conveniently linked below
not SVU 🦋 @livandorder
6K Followers 1K Following tx, ca, tn & fl, but always on the run 🛸 •• venmo @ caliv4nia / cashapp: $caliv4nia 🪷🪸🫧
The Sex Lives of Coll.. @SexLivesOnMax
44K Followers 20 Following ✨💕💖 seasons 1 & 2 are now streaming on @streamonmax 💖💕✨
wintbot_neo @drilbot_neo
42K Followers 15 Following Human-curated, AI-generated tweets in the style of @dril & @dril_gpt2. relatives: @dril_eaboo
female bugs bunny @naoimi333
218 Followers 785 Following ☭ break ur teeth trying 2 bite me ☭🍀💔🍀failure is the mother of success⚰️🎱⚰️ 🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰🎰 she/her ♋️ ♍️ ♎️
nate weisman @nateweisman
24 Followers 20 Following
simone rossi @girlpowertbh
6K Followers 2K Following all i tweet about is taylor swift & politics ☆ currently: @crookedmedia ☆ tweets are my own unfortunately (bluesky: girlpowertbh - threads: simonekathleeen)
pretty and rude @themeredith
44K Followers 2K Following Eccentric billionaire and outspoken owner of the Dallas Mavericks. No collabs. $50 DM fee. $100 unblock fee. @thebadmeredith is my alter ego.
The Pocket Report @ThePocketReport
64K Followers 361 Following Bringing you a sub par look at the news in a timely fashion. Send us tips securely on Signal 347.561.8493
Brooke Crisp @bcrispy023
117 Followers 121 Following I'm not a creek, put an e. I'm not a city so leave the lyn. Bruin🐻
superbowl watcher @then0tfather
576 Followers 256 Following
Bryan @astr0888
18 Followers 76 Following
Tinsel City @tinselcitypod
245 Followers 12 Following podcast about movies, music, and pop culture! hosted by @mariokartdwi and @piercespastrami new ep every other thursday // intro music by @mannequinpussy
Megan @__MeganG__
32 Followers 99 Following how could you say something so controversial, yet so brave
Jace Smethurst @JaceSmethurst
154 Followers 384 Following Plays pretend for a living. Final Boy, Uncle, gives my opinion far too much, SWIFTIE, Dog dad with a dad bod! ⭐️ @trolledsos
Kyle Prue @KylePrue
6K Followers 317 Following Author of the Feud Trilogy and How to Piss Off Men, Creator of Rabbit, General Internet Guy
joey 🦘 @GoodFriendJoey
496 Followers 478 Following thoughts are my own likes are a perfect mirror of ted cruz’s
aubrey @aubviouslynot
12K Followers 244 Following bi (she/her) | 18+ | a Wednesday the cat fan account@midnightswmich @kelllicopter can i put ur face on a poorly made jacket
i got my first tattoo and it's a scene from kiki's delivery service :')
gonna marry the woman who just made my chipotle bowl and gave me double scoops of everything for free
your late 20s are funny because your friends are either having an identity crisis or a wedding. some are having both
@prophethusband The women got less stinky as the weed got more stinky....there must be some correlation
Male-centered women are so insufferable
Men actually do listen, u just have to communicate without yelling & lose the attitude.
Instead of saying "Women slept their way to the top”, we say "Men withhold promotions until they receive sexual favors". Because that is what it really is.
love to remember an instance where i was a little weird to someone five years ago then immediately begin questioning if i even deserve to be alive
Happy Bella Swan depression awareness month to all that celebrate
no way a 9 minute tiktok just popped up on my fyp like i need an adderall for this
How evil do you have to be to include a scene of a fetus blaming Marilyn for its death, when the real Marilyn never had an abortion and was actually desperate to have children but couldn't? I mean the anti choice sentiment aside, this is astonishingly in poor taste.
What if they faked the queen’s death just so they could have the most shocking Masked Singer reveal ever
“johnny depp helped victims” men are calling their girlfriends ‘amber’ for saying ‘no’ to sex. a man went to prison for abusing his girlfriend, he called her ‘amber’ while strangling her. the damage johnny depp has done to victims is immense.
The cops shot and killed a 15 year old kidnapping victim after she jumped out of her captors car and ran towards them for help
Kidnapping suspect, daughter killed in shootout with law enforcement 8.wfla.com/3fn5GEE
I was telling my friend about a thing I was crocheting and when we hung up she immediately posted on her story “I love when my neurodivergent friends tell me about their interests” girl WHAT
they need to leave hugh jackman alone. stop sentencing that man to the gym and let him sing his little songs
men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look in each other's eyes
Many online communists underestimate the raw persuasive power that comes from being normal.
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