Jason Morgan @jrumor

remember the minab school Oregon Joined July 2009

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Jo @JoJoFromJerz

4 days ago

I fucking hate him.

Linda Ragusa Bowers ☮️ @rlindalucia

5 days ago

The American President just signed an Executive Order enabling ranchers to shoot and poison the very last wolves in America. Wolves in America number around 0.5% of their original population, and they are of course vital to the health of landscapes.

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Bill Madden @maddenifico

5 months ago

No heart, bronze makeup vs. Purple Heart, Bronze Medal.

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Jason Morgan @jrumor

3 years ago

@Emxllouise0 hi

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ALvA  @__a1va

4 years ago

@GAFollowers How I’m blocking negativity in 2023 x.com/EastsideBodega…

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Satan @s8n

7 years ago

It’s nearly that time of the year I get Christmas lists from dyslexic kids again.

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Jess Dweck @TheDweck

8 years ago

These teams are playing like they know whoever wins goes to the White House

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Aliens About Humans @HumansExplained

8 years ago

Dry conifer corpses are piling up across the surface of Earth as the annual human ritual of tree torture and humiliation comes to an end. Eggs are next.

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Aliens About Humans @HumansExplained

8 years ago

Humans is the only known semi-intelligent species that builds robots that try to behave like humans instead of being useful.

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Jess Dweck @TheDweck

8 years ago

Most of the Secret Service’s job tonight is turning away ghosts trying to get into Trump’s bedroom

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Nairn Bookshop @nairnbookshop

8 years ago

Congratulations to the author. Very clever. 😁

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Jess Dweck @TheDweck

8 years ago

I’m no HR professional but it’s prob a bad sign when an employee writes an anonymous letter calling you a brain-dead asshole and you can’t even narrow it down to 100 people

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Tea Pain @TeaPainUSA

8 years ago

Trump just introduced a border agent and proclaimed he "speaks perfect English." Sadly, the border agent couldn't return the compliment.

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Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus

8 years ago

Just answering Prayers No No Yes but only if I get to watch OK No that’s racist No Yes they’re in your jeans pocket No Ok will ask Melania to hide his pills Nope No Arsenal will suck all season No Nah she doesn’t go for fat blokes Sure 8,13,22,23,39,40

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Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm

8 years ago

Dear America. We have your president. If you do not send us $30,000,000, in unmarked bills, by 2000 hours BST on Friday, we will let him return to you.

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God @TheTweetOfGod

8 years ago

It’s #FridayThe13th and you know what that means: Nothing.

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Ken Jennings @KenJennings

8 years ago

I’m all in favor of shaming Trump people in bookstores, but let’s be honest: how often is that going to come up? x.com/thehill/status…

The Hill @thehill

8 years ago

Woman called Steve Bannon a "piece of trash" inside a Virginia bookstore hill.cm/AZMdVWe

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5elementknitr @5elementknitr

8 years ago

If you are not wasting your day reading #secondcivilwarletters on Twitter, you are wasting your day.

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Barlow Adams @BarlowAdams

8 years ago

I met Stephen King at a bar once. I told him, “You have given me so many nightmares.” He just walked away without saying anything. Next day, I told my friend, who was there, “Stephen King is kind of a dick.” He said, “That wasn’t him and you really hurt that guy’s feelings.”

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The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse

8 years ago

Stayed off Twitter for the better part of the weekend. Guys, this is crazy but there are all kinds of flowers and plants and stuff growing outside. It's wild.