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Need to get ready for Breaking Bad tonight! #breakingbad #bluemeth vine.co/v/hh9hWX0imUI
"Pool Time Baby!" 2.0 #chrisdelia #pooltime #sharks #sharkattack #severedhead vine.co/v/hzIehTgpDpx
Pretty awesome that we have a black President. Maybe one day we'll even have a President named Sean.
Uploaded videos (playlist): youtube.com/watch?v=eOhiTp… via @YouTube
I wear a backpack when I fuck. It's filled with books on how to fuck good.
"I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane."
I'm currently blackmailing Brian Herzlinger with unflattering naked pics. Unless he meets my demands they are going public!
I want to see if Brian Herzlinger reads other people's tweets.
This made me laugh for about an hour. lockerz.com/s/234607478
I wondered what happened to The Who at the Olympics. So NBC cut them out? First they cancel Freaks and Geeks now this! Dumb asses forever
Wow. Just, wow. Fuck you, @progressive. Forever. Fuck you forever: gaw.kr/Rbt5XC
Mr Hazael @hazael3211
155 Followers 867 Following
Mr. ADN @SrEscribano
598 Followers 2K Following Me gusta Nintendo, los dinos y las montañas rusas. Escribo en @Hobby_Consolas, @GamesTribune y @NextNnet. 'Somos afortunados por haber tenido a Rian Johnson'
BW @BWaltJr
2 Followers 434 Following
guiperez @guiperez
122 Followers 549 Following
nick @bigscreenblog
335 Followers 2K Following a little blog that loves movies, tv & other cool stuff
Brandon Serrano @BigBserrano
290 Followers 751 Following Making it Happen Since 1984. #Bitcoin #LUNC
Joseph Mora @PapiNCali
288 Followers 2K Following
Max Everett @WayCool64
641 Followers 3K Following 28 · He/Him · Owner and founder of @wondermation • Creator of Maxwell Squirrel
Attraction Faction @AttractFaction
2K Followers 520 Following Tyler Crouch likes theme parks, mai tais, and viewers like you. https://t.co/eBh22oflqg
Craig Forbus @CraigForbus
157 Followers 2K Following
Jon Strong @jonstronglives
712 Followers 2K Following Film Director. Los Angeles living. Florida born. I like meaning. Honest Emotional Human Connection.
Alfonso Diago @PrinceNestari
143 Followers 5K Following I am what the Latins call a 'Dorkus Malorkus' | Profile Pic by @ShinySeabass
Liamland @RiamuCelestrian
1K Followers 2K Following Dragon Quest podcaster, Advertiser, creative writer, and big sandwich enthusiast.
Pancake for the Table @Pancake4Table
987 Followers 926 Following He/Him | 80s/90s kid, movies, cartoons, animation, music, TV, the Goldbergs, Star Wars, RUSH, PANCAKES, co-hosts @frinightmovie, bangy things in @whatdoesiteat
Very Not Funny @snow_jedi
729 Followers 4K Following
kanye west @kanyewestcrazy
950 Followers 4K Following
Erica @LITTLE_E78
365 Followers 3K Following General Hospital Super Fan for Life Obsessed with everything #UndateableLive! #PostItNoooChamp
Nick @TattooFisherman
116 Followers 284 Following Unofficial #UndateableLive crew and official #JSquad member #Steelers #LAKings animal lover #Weimaraner and #pitbull owner #pretzleGate2016 #tattoo collector
Jenna LewisDougherty @ssjenna13
3K Followers 252 Following Survivor 1–the ORIGINAL, Survivor All-Stars, Eco Challenge 2004. mommy of 4, lover of everything!
jillian chiappone @jillianchiappon
641 Followers 2K Following Real Estate Agent, High Risk Merchant Services, Actress/Model,/Writer
MANAGER @MANAGERmovie
176 Followers 506 Following Directed by @jacobmeszaros. Starring @handsomeguapo, @fionahardingham, and @marybirdsong. Shot by @ByronShah. Edited by @jtaylo. Music by @Bankbeats.
Erica Rhodes @ericarhodes
137K Followers 147K Following I like the ocean & coffee. My second album, Ladybug out now on iTunes.
Fiona Hardingham @fionahardingham
2K Followers 1K Following @filmindependent Producer Fellow ‘23 | Founder @adaptedpictures | 2nd Unit PM #QueenCharlotte | Series AP #MyLoveNetflix | Human Storyteller
Brospeh Bro @BrosephTheBro7
125 Followers 772 Following
David Yontz (@davidyo.. @davidyontz
2K Followers 4K Following father, husband, copy editor (ACES member), Syracuse alumnus, Eagles and Dodgers fan, indie rock and bourbon enthusiast, crepuscular creature, pro-disclosure 👽
Shane Lubojacky @LuboEdits
87 Followers 346 Following Crime fighting TV/FILM Editor in search of great stories and those who like to tell 'em! https://t.co/sHOS0WntBs
SAM SHEIK @TheRealSamSheik
229 Followers 202 Following Actor•Artist•Designer. I Have Walked in Some Shady Rooms. instagram: SamSheik
abbasali.mirza @abbasalimirza2
0 Followers 107 Following
Buddy the Elf @FuckBuddyTheElf
15 Followers 297 Following First I went through the 7 levels of the Candy Cane Forest. Then I went past the sea of twirly, swirly gumdrops. After that I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
B DIZZLE @tweetchrisdelia
8 Followers 147 Following this account exist to tweet thing Chris D'Elia tweets a mimmick account. Also tweet other thing's. Absolutely not affiliated with Chris
Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia
881K Followers 840 Following Twitter is free. You want good shit, pay for it. https://t.co/jHEfMX2ZSZ
Sean @SpaceUnicorn9
61 Followers 648 Following I just read in a book Pangolins can cause mass hallucinations if you lick them.
Brian Herzlinger @brianherzlinger
566 Followers 118 Following
Rico @extremericozico
27 Followers 132 Following Marathoner. Half-marathoner. Fundraiser. Tough Mudder. Overall average New Yorker trying to tame the concrete jungle.
Moshe Problems @mosheproblems
76 Followers 371 Following Colorful childhood + Sex positive + Jew over-load = Professional comedian.
Brian McCarthy @brianmccarthy1
813 Followers 507 Following Voted Least Favorite Member of #TeamTRH 2014.
Brian Gelbert @Bgelbert
100 Followers 667 Following
SAM SHEIK @TheRealSamSheik
229 Followers 202 Following Actor•Artist•Designer. I Have Walked in Some Shady Rooms. instagram: SamSheik
Shane Lubojacky @LuboEdits
87 Followers 346 Following Crime fighting TV/FILM Editor in search of great stories and those who like to tell 'em! https://t.co/sHOS0WntBs
David Yontz (@davidyo.. @davidyontz
2K Followers 4K Following father, husband, copy editor (ACES member), Syracuse alumnus, Eagles and Dodgers fan, indie rock and bourbon enthusiast, crepuscular creature, pro-disclosure 👽
Brospeh Bro @BrosephTheBro7
125 Followers 772 Following
Erica Rhodes @ericarhodes
137K Followers 147K Following I like the ocean & coffee. My second album, Ladybug out now on iTunes.
MANAGER @MANAGERmovie
176 Followers 506 Following Directed by @jacobmeszaros. Starring @handsomeguapo, @fionahardingham, and @marybirdsong. Shot by @ByronShah. Edited by @jtaylo. Music by @Bankbeats.
Fiona Hardingham @fionahardingham
2K Followers 1K Following @filmindependent Producer Fellow ‘23 | Founder @adaptedpictures | 2nd Unit PM #QueenCharlotte | Series AP #MyLoveNetflix | Human Storyteller
Joe Francis @RealJoeFrancis
276K Followers 48 Following Official Twitter of Joe Francis, Entrepreneur and Father of 2 Adorable Little Girls
Central Casting @CentralCasting
52K Followers 99 Following The official account of Central Casting, the leading background casting company in the United States. Est. in Hollywood in 1925. CA | NY | GA | NOLA
Bill Lawrence @VDOOZER
155K Followers 813 Following Shrinking and Ted Lasso out now. Old Stuff: Scrubs, Spin City, Clone High (returning soon) Cougar Town, Whiskey Cavalier, other Stuff
rob delaney @robdelaney
1.5M Followers 2 Following You can get my new book, A Heart That Works, at the link below.
Brian Gelbert @Bgelbert
100 Followers 667 Following
Brian McCarthy @brianmccarthy1
813 Followers 507 Following Voted Least Favorite Member of #TeamTRH 2014.
Sean @SpaceUnicorn9
61 Followers 648 Following I just read in a book Pangolins can cause mass hallucinations if you lick them.
Brian Herzlinger @brianherzlinger
566 Followers 118 Following
KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith
2.9M Followers 69 Following It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Darren Daulton @Darren_Daulton
528 Followers 412 Following A parody of present-day Darren Daulton, written by future and past Darren Daulton.
Billie Joe Armstrong @billiejoe
1.1M Followers 83 Following
Judd Apatow 🇺🇦 @JuddApatow
2.3M Followers 2K Following
Brent Morin @BrentMorin
50K Followers 476 Following I'm on things. I stand on stages too. #imbrentmorin on Netflix.
Aziz Ansari @azizansari
9.5M Followers 0 Following Pasta lover. I don't tweet much. My new Netflix series Master of None is now streaming on Netflix. I wrote a book called Modern Romance.
Christian Slater @ChristianSlater
156K Followers 346 Following
Rico @extremericozico
27 Followers 132 Following Marathoner. Half-marathoner. Fundraiser. Tough Mudder. Overall average New Yorker trying to tame the concrete jungle.
Ten Minute Podcast @TenMinPod
24K Followers 2K Following Former podcast. Account maintained by tCEoLaC.
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
1.8M Followers 819 Following This is the real, official account for 2x Super Bowl champ and 9 NFL vet Michael Ian Black. All others are fake. There are no others :(
Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia
881K Followers 840 Following Twitter is free. You want good shit, pay for it. https://t.co/jHEfMX2ZSZ
please check out and retweet this stopmotion Indiana Jones film by my bro-in-law @jeffgurwood. dmofilm.us/vSww6x, already has 50k+ views!
@jeffgurwood If #thanks were fishes, we'd have lots of fishes. Here is your fish!
@FOXSports, @Eagles fans exist in LA. Show our games! @Fusical, @JohnnyBombay, @amwaltzy, @jeffgurwood, @Sapereaudewine, @Eaglesfan02
Just got catfished. Not the kind where someone pretended to be someone else. The kind where a catfish just fucked me against my will. :-(
"Wheeeeee!" - Glenn Danzig, riding an owl around a graveyard
Kudos to Trader Joe for switching from human trafficking to selling frozen pizzas & hummus.
People who film things with an iPad in public have foul-smelling, misshapen genitals.
Hey @united. You guys need a swift kick in your fucking face. Fuck you. Hands down the worst airline. Also watch "Undateable" this fall!
Pull up next to a car at a light, roll down your window and say, "I just saw the ghost of an old lady in your backseat...'
"Did you know Donald Trump's birth name is F**kface Von Clownstick?" - Jon Stewart on.cc.com/16uYvyz
Anyone who has a private Instagram account has 100 percent been molested.
"I'll be there in spirit" is a fancy way of saying "I'm not coming to your bullshit".
If a girl doesn't sleep with a guy after hanging out with him 4 times then by law she should have to give said guy 300 dollars.
If you get an email with less than 15 exclamation points in it, it means the sender hates you & wants you to die in a trash compactor.
Sometimes I put a dog poop in the toilet at work so the guys don’t think I only went in there to cry.
.@Walmart These blocks I bought for my daughter are defective. You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
My boss is going to let me leave early today so I can go look for a skull that a coworker saw in the woods.
cute ladie at drive-thru window had no idea my pockets are filled w/ mice !
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