Jonathan Goldman @akjakalope
EP/Showrunner • Daddy • Secret Synth Player • Not paying to get my blue check back • Chaotic good • Don’t worry, I hate me too freakmagnetproductions.com ‘murica Joined March 2009-
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Words you hate (like “moist”). I’ll start: “Salve.” Who’s next?
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Just a reminder that thin skinned Trump never attended the White House Correspondents Dinner as president, because he got his feelings hurt once like a PAB.
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Weird. In 2009, Kavanaugh wrote a law review article specifically contemplating criminal prosecutions for Presidents after they leave office, and noting that this possibility provides a check on a “bad-behaving or law-breaking” President. I guess he just changed his mind for some…
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SCOTUS has no legal reason to send the immunity case back down to Judge Chutkan for further litigation and delay - so if they do - it's purely for political reasons. Pass it on.
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Trump will take all us liberals to the gravel pit if he’s re-elected
If you’re a good father for your family you’ll be a good father for our country.
If you’re a good father for your family you’ll be a good father for our country.
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Kristi Noem won’t stop until she gets those Dalmatians she’s been after.
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Fuck Bill Barr.
Dear Phoenix Suns. Print this up and hang it in the locker room next to a photo of Ant air-banging your entire team. If that doesn’t motivate you, retire:
Dear Phoenix Suns. Print this up and hang it in the locker room next to a photo of Ant air-banging your entire team. If that doesn’t motivate you, retire: https://t.co/ar6BFhCGZs
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People that kill puppies: Ed Kemper Jeffrey Dahmer Dennis Rader Ted Bundy Kristi Noem #PuppyKiller
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The Republican Party is trying to gaslight the American people into choosing a dictator over democracy.
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This aged well.
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Kristi Noem is a fucking ghoul. But we already knew that. She proudly tweeted a disgusting trophy hunter pic last year of a beautiful black bear she killed for "sport." She did an anti Covid campaign ad with her proudly shooting a bird out of the sky. And apparently she…
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Kristi Noem is a fucking idiot. Who aspires to run for VP yet tells everyone that she couldn’t problem solve efficiently? Then brags about it. You couldn’t even come out of the situation without two animals being put to death, why the fuck would anyone trust you with people??
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What pronouns did people at this event use when talking about Caitlyn Jenner? Which restroom did Caitlyn use?
What pronouns did people at this event use when talking about Caitlyn Jenner? Which restroom did Caitlyn use?
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Despising animal cruelty should be bipartisan. #KristiNoem_PuppyBearDeerKiller 🤮
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BREAKING: Commander Biden invites Kristi Noem for private meeting at White House.
Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger
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Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken
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😱 Scary Larry 😱.. @aintscarylarry
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Jane of the North @JaneotN
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Kelly D 🟦🟧 @KellDA
66K Followers 28K Following Tuesdays are for politics and pizza. Most likely going to hell. Alarmist. Peasant. Obsessed with Richard III. Fuck the NRA. Fuck all these Nazis.
KD 📚🌎🌊🇺�.. @kdnerak33
69K Followers 19K Following Teacher, mother, firefighter wife. My dogs follow me everywhere. Scatter kindness & listen to Pearl Jam. Nerds are cool. Read books. M.Ed. Opinions my own.
𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸.. @NashIsHereForlt
78K Followers 24K Following 𝙻𝙶𝙱𝚃𝚀𝙸𝙰+ 𝚖𝚘𝚖 • 𝚙𝚛𝚘 𝚐𝚞𝚗 𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 • 𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝 • 𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚊𝚋𝚒𝚜 • 𝚙𝚛𝚘-𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 • 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎𝚏𝚜 • 
Marmel @Marmel
89K Followers 8K Following 🐳 and 🐘 : Marmel, 🧵 and 📷: Marmels, ⏰ SteveMarmel. Two small dogs are making me write most of this. I’ll be manically posting until my back heals.
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Sara Spector @Miriam2626
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Justice @JackieCricket51
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85 Followers 1K Following ตามฉันมาและปล่อยให้เดทของคุณเต็มไปด้วยความประหลาดใจและความหวาน! หน้าแรกจะมีข้อมูลการติดต่อของฉันเป็นครั้งคราว
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Deadhead @Regul8YourDick
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plmcgrew @plmcgrew
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Victor Hughes @two2dimensional
57 Followers 539 Following Yes, this is a burner account, but it's the one I really use.
Just rollin’ with i.. @maleficent7918
527 Followers 693 Following Ceramic artist; resin newbie, Classic Rock junkie, Dragons! I trust animals more than humans. Adopt, don’t shop! I don’t respond to assholistic jerks.
💙BlueArizonan🌵�.. @cathykazhome
3K Followers 4K Following Retired ED RN/Current PH Nurse Volunteer/Lifelong Dem=💯Biden/Harris&ALL💙2024/LGBTQ+ally/BLM/PRO-CHOICE/SlavaUkraini/PROUDLY WOKE/NO MAGA Haters/NO DMs
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477 Followers 1K Following Proud Liberal (WOKE) from deep South Texas, Blue Check Mark way before Elon, I don't reply to DM's.
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485 Followers 1K Following
Kaye @KayeSteinsapir
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Momo Knows @MomoKnowsBlog
878 Followers 4K Following Double Dutch Kid Gen X + 80s Kid Elite of the Elite El Mero Meros 🎬📘📻🎞🎙
TCL @4real4ev
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Shahryar @Shahryar
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AwhFuck🇺🇸 @WholeLottaaNope
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#HereRightMatters @VoteBlue4Us
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Peter de Jager @DePeter35226
461 Followers 938 Following
SallyZ @SallyZ46056315
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Joan K. 🟧=Stronger.. @jmkcoffey
1K Followers 1K Following Hate what Far-Right Conservatives are doing to our Country & our rights. The GOP has eliminated the Rights of Women/People of Color/LGBTQ/The Poor/And Voters!
Darlene from the Jers.. @jrsyshrgrl
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42 Followers 535 Following
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5 Followers 218 Following
Bimbos @Bimbos43604765
462 Followers 1K Following Oldish liberal still fighting for the rights of all please no dm pro Ukraine I support the rainbow community
[email protected].. @jennycohn1
236K Followers 16K Following I write about elections & Christian Nationalism 4 @buckscobeacon; Spoutible = @jennycohn; Mastodon = [email protected]; Donate: https://t.co/QWvBn9uRCu
Creatrix watching TFG.. @CreatrixPJ
568 Followers 1K Following As a Canadian, I now know more about US politics than I ever wanted to know. Find me on Threads @creatrix1 - it's way more fun with fewer MAGAs, bots & bigots.
Rodriguez Danielle @DanielleD49758
2 Followers 211 Following I love making new friends and having fun
Currently Tuned @Mokeminer
274 Followers 902 Following Avid Democrat, Libra, non-vegetarian, reader, never seen a tool I didn’t want to buy. Suffering from Trump Exhaustion Syndrome.
P a u l ◉ @ybarrap
73K Followers 52K Following News curator & commentator. Art aficionado with a passion for science, math, electrical engineering, and fitness.
WideBody @TeamWideBody
1K Followers 2K Following 🚫 Porn DM’s-get blocked! Seriously Porn DM's get blocked!!! 🚫 crypto, All Trump haters welcome. Please remind me to follow back if I don't.
James 🇺🇸🏳️.. @redwolf4691
24 Followers 383 Following just full of that old man bs snarky wit and wisdom.
Imfedup @DFederwisch
621 Followers 977 Following
Ginlet @Ginnifer72
190 Followers 1K Following
Marcia Marcia Marcia .. @Newdowndog
1K Followers 3K Following Native CA. Love dogs, cats, yoga, good books. Lifelong PROUD Democrat. #Biden/Harris 💙. No DMs please.
X007 @X007Y009
9 Followers 290 Following
Not so fast! 💙✨�.. @old_growler_
4K Followers 5K Following #BLM #RESIST, #voteblue write a book please, I blame G.W. Bush #bluewave #bluecrew, btw thanks followers and tweeters! #Biden
💗 Jo 💗 🇨🇦.. @BluenoserJo
558 Followers 976 Following Just living my life. Lover of democracy and unapologetic despiser, loather and detester of Trump / MAGA
NorthStar @NorthStar8549
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Luke Zaleski @ZaleskiLuke
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger
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Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken
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Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins
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Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker
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😱 Scary Larry 😱.. @aintscarylarry
68K Followers 14K Following You may have followed me in a past life. One thing’s for sure, if you’re fighting to defeat fascism and save our democracy, then I am your friend. #FBR #Resist
Jane of the North @JaneotN
78K Followers 18K Following “Idiot,” he said, anxiously rather than crossly. “Love isn’t how you feel. It’s what you do."
Kelly D 🟦🟧 @KellDA
66K Followers 28K Following Tuesdays are for politics and pizza. Most likely going to hell. Alarmist. Peasant. Obsessed with Richard III. Fuck the NRA. Fuck all these Nazis.
KD 📚🌎🌊🇺�.. @kdnerak33
69K Followers 19K Following Teacher, mother, firefighter wife. My dogs follow me everywhere. Scatter kindness & listen to Pearl Jam. Nerds are cool. Read books. M.Ed. Opinions my own.
𝙽𝚊𝚜𝚑 𝙸.. @NashIsHereForlt
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Marmel @Marmel
89K Followers 8K Following 🐳 and 🐘 : Marmel, 🧵 and 📷: Marmels, ⏰ SteveMarmel. Two small dogs are making me write most of this. I’ll be manically posting until my back heals.
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John Ales AF™️ @IAmJohnAles
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MM @adgirlMM
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Lindsey Boylan @LindseyBoylan
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Zack Stentz @MuseZack
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Please Help Find Dani.. @PleaseHelpFind4
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BeachPretzel @BeachPretzel2
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J in Arizona @JSouthFlorida
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A Jen, Duh @hipchkk
15K Followers 851 Following “‘T ain't no sin to take off your skin, and dance around in your bones”
LAMONT! @LAAAAAAMONT
164 Followers 197 Following
Biden-Harris HQ @BidenHQ
339K Followers 4 Following Just the facts, Jack. We’re on the other website, too: https://t.co/9Z2jW1VQ7a
RyanAdams.bsky.social.. @filmystic
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🟧 🟦Laurie Hoske.. @LaurieHosken
106K Followers 90K Following #RESIST #ClimateCrisis #HR Bilingual Text Tamer. Optimist. Friend. Connector. ASU mom. Into Travel, Education, Thrifting. #GoodTrouble #SaveOurDemocracy #90Day
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1K Followers 1K Following Post Production Editor for 31 yrs. I cut moving images to tell stories on the regional & national level. #Hubby #Dad #Editor #Filmnerd
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Goy News @GoyNewz
21K Followers 1K Following Jesus is King 👑 America First 🇺🇸 Pro-White 💪🏻 Deport Foreigners to Israel 🇮🇱 Repeal the Civil Rights Act 💪🏿 Put Women back in the Kitchen 👨👩👧👦
Eleven Films @ElevenFilms
170K Followers 27K Following Award-winning, pro-democracy production house. Democracy is under attack. Let's fight back together! #DraftElevenFilms #DemocratsDefendWomen 🇺🇸
Kimmy 🇮🇱💙✌.. @KimKimmmmay
10K Followers 10K Following Mommy. Gen X, working with the AMAZING Gen Z. Paralegal+Educator+Swiftie | I read banned books 📚 I follow back! 🌪️ #TeacherTwitter #BlueCrew 🌊 ⚫NO DMs⚫
Allison Floyd @AllisonRFloyd
29K Followers 5K Following Writer. Editor. Author of “A Wider Universe.” Lover of old movies and DQ blizzards. Spoonie. Perennial ragamuffin. Intersectionality is a must.
Chris Flaherty @ChrisFlahertyNC
946 Followers 2K Following Husband, dad, ex-Republican, avid runner. Surrounded by cats and doodles. I vote for candidates with character and all Americans’ best interests in mind
SuzyQ.🌻💙🌊 �.. @suzyqjordan
14K Followers 16K Following Mom, Grandmother, great grandmother BC Survivor, Lover Of All Critters. Empath. 444 #VoteBlueToSaveDemocracy #ItsTheGuns 🛑DMS ⚖️🇺🇸🗽
HoneyGirlispissedoff�.. @honeygirl1978
11K Followers 12K Following 🚫fascism 🌻🇺🇦🌻🇺🇸💙rescue 🐕⭐ArtIsLife💪BeKind💫dyslexic 🌎BeTheChange 🌈ally💙garden 🌺🌸🌼save🕊🐝♥️🐮🐷🚫FactoryFarming
Political Bean Pole @BeanPoleUnite
10K Followers 11K Following “They tried to bury us. They didn’t know we were seeds” Parody. I’m not really a Bean Pole. Paralegal. Stand for the Rule of Law ⚖️ VoteEveryRepublicanOut 🚫DMs
Ed Kane 🇺🇦 @3dKan3
11K Followers 12K Following Co-Owner of Only In Sedona Yoga, I Make Stuff With My Eyes, Filmed Some Things, Edited Some Things You Might Have Seen, #SFGiants, Progressive Democrat 💙
Space__cat @catstronaut_
928 Followers 4K Following These are JOKES people, RELAX and enjoy the ride 😁. Real time stinker. @therealcatstronaut.bsky.social - Spacedcat https://t.co/mvsNI5k6cO
Despite all my Rage, .. @RobertHartwig3
2K Followers 2K Following “I’ve got something to say, but it’s all vanity, it’s all vanity” - Avett Bros. Head in the clouds, hands in the dirt. Blocked by @RudyGiuliani
Polly Kane 🇺🇳�.. @kanekavi
54K Followers 52K Following NJ program developer for ballroom dance. ✨💃🏻Cuban roots dance. Member of the International Dance Counsel 🇺🇳CID. Safe Person. Dem💙 #ThankYouTG
Kiley’s Mom @MSWSHAWN
1K Followers 3K Following Retired Social Worker. Bereaved Mother. Cancer “thriver.” Mema of 14 grandchildren. Golden Retriever Mom. Extreme Gardner
JudyMonaco 🫶 @babsforlife
3K Followers 4K Following Senior citizen. Political junkie. Liberal Democrat. Animal lover. Hope I live long enough to see this country recover from where we are now. Biden/Harris 2024
Ricky @Sl1ckrick34
1K Followers 2K Following I stand with Ukraine! 🇺🇦 🇺🇸 02/29/1988 Lifelong Democrat!💙💙💙 Cali born. Believer in human rights for all! ✊✊🏾✊🏿✊🏽🌈🌈🌈
Todd Vaziri @tvaziri
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Amy @Amy_JuneBug
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Baron Davis @BaronDavis
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Sunny Bear - Sun Tzu .. @Sunni_Tzu
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Susie Dent @susie_dent
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Frank Vogel @FrankVogelPHX
5K Followers 450 Following Head Coach of the Phoenix Suns (Parody Account)I used to have a pug named Vincenzo. He was blind in one eye when I got him from the rescue. He later went completely blind and partly deaf. I gave him the best life I could, he was very loving to me and the other pugs. There was a stripe on my wall where he would feel his…
My favorite WH Correspondents Dinner moment was when Bush’s people invited Colbert to provide the comedy because they didn’t realize yet that he was parody.
Folks were making jokes about Jamaal Charles struggling to read at the draft yesterday but they clearly didn’t know. This was his speech at the Special Olympics talking about his struggles…
This is for all the idiots making jokes about Jamaal Charles at The Draft yesterday….fools should educate yourselves before getting on this app and saying dumb things about people
This is for all the idiots making jokes about Jamaal Charles at The Draft yesterday….fools should educate yourselves before getting on this app and saying dumb things about people
Does everyone have a tweet ready for when we inevitably find out that Kristi Noem murdered a drifter?
And in her head a picture of a boy who left her lonely in the rain. And all around the night sang out like cockatoos. 🐦⬛
“Work”.
Words you hate (like “moist”). I’ll start: “Salve.” Who’s next?
@akjakalope So far I’m liking all the reject words in this post. Well Trump is sh it💯
@akjakalope Slough. The sound of the word as well as the description. Ugh
@akjakalope Applicable But only when it's mispronounced.
@akjakalope “Whenever” Used to describe a single occurrence - it’s WHEN! Just When, people!
@akjakalope Beta wasn't as popular as VHS for sexing tho
@akjakalope Indeed. Forever stained.
@akjakalope Bimonthly. Like, is it twice a month or every other month??
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