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This is where I make some of my memes ✌️ https://t.co/rxaFM8s5nL Joined January 2019-
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My brain 🧠 when I’m sleeping for no reason at all: here’s a memory of you in 7th grade tripping right in front of your crush, your bully spills milk on you and says “oops…NOT!”, everyone is laughing, your teacher comes over and tells you to stop being dramatic.
Top tier, unintentionally hilarious, chaotic headline…10/10
Clavicular didn't instigate the fight between the women, he is autistic: sources. Details: tmz.me/lxoBy0L
My algorithm has let me down me once again
Brazilian forward HULK broke up with his wife of 12 years back in July 2019, having three children. He came out and officially confirmed that he is dating his ex-Wife's NIECE and the pair got married recently. He is now married to his children's cousin.
“Jacob Elordi was on Vanity Fair... “We got Jacob Elordi on. Let’s see what Jacob’s thoughts are on AI.” Who gives a crap what Jacob Elordi thinks at a time like this? Ridiculous I don’t wanna watch a film. I’m scared of losing my job. I want answers that Jacob might not have rn”
Jacob Elordi was asked about AI by @VanityFair: “I just have no interest in it at all, because it’s so f***ing boring […] If it’s your interest, go nuts in your garage; play around, build a robot. But as far as I’m concerned, I would much rather kiss on the beach, and read a
“You think you’re better than me”… uhhh you waited 5 hours on line in the cold, in a city full of great restaurants, for a restaurant that went only viral on social media, and now everyone knows your biggest flex is being easily influenced so yes. Yes i do
You could starve me for weeks and I still wouldn’t say something like this 😭
Jacob Elordi was asked about AI by @VanityFair: “I just have no interest in it at all, because it’s so f***ing boring […] If it’s your interest, go nuts in your garage; play around, build a robot. But as far as I’m concerned, I would much rather kiss on the beach, and read a
These two gotta collab @MrBeast
My name is Brady Penfield, I am 22 years old and a lifelong Wisconsinite. I come from a family of Dane County Democrats. However, I became a conservative during my junior year of high school in 2020 in the peak of the COVID lockdowns I recently graduated from the University of
May this type of thinking never find me
Me whenever I read someone’s comment defending acting superstar Halle Berry’s ex husband saying he left her because “She don’t cook, clean, don’t really seem motherly”
Gents, you’re in the club. This guy comes up to your woman and smacks her ass. What are you doing?
She bought that seat. It’s literally hers
Flier who went viral after refusing to give seat to crying child sues airline, passenger who filmed her trib.al/koNMf1I
If I ask for hot chocolate and you give me warmed up chocolate milk because you think it’s the same, I’m calling the police and pressing charges
Someone is going to be shocked when she gets older and sees half her guy friends looking like George Costanza
justin bieber balding at 31 years is insane😭
Everything I learned about Diddy in the last week has been against my will
This will always be black and blue to me because I’m normal
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