Phil Benshoof @impertinentkid
eat my shorts somewhere near nunufukinbiznis Joined December 2022-
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People really lose it when you say out loud that god and Jesus aren't real
Why are people under the misconception that you should arrive at work happy and excited?
Maga tears are flowing like a hundred years flood Reindicted and it feels so good...
Idaho baptist youth pastor, Dakota Kennemer, has been arrested for grooming & sexually assaulting a 16 yr old girl in his church & christian school.
fuck the supreme court and fuck christianity
Texas pastor, David Walter, has pleaded guilty to possession of more than 100,000 images & 5000 videos of child sexual abuse materials.
Ayep. The daily
Oklahoma man, Steven Harry, has pled guilty to attempting to meet a 12 year old child at a hotel to rape her.
South Carolina youth pastor, Daniel Mayfield, who was arrested after being caught hiding outside a woman’s window & recording her while she showered, has now been charged w recording multiple young girls in the church bathroom.
HOAX ALERT: A news story blaming White House immigration policies for causing more than 20 homeless veterans to be booted from their temporary shelters turns out to be an elaborate hoax. militarytimes.com/veterans/2023/…
North Carolina Ft. Bragg soldier, Shuyler Naves, has been arrested for paying a handicapped child’s family member to sexually assault them.
Florida motorcrosser & transphobe, Zachary Ward, has been arrested on 30 counts of possession of child sexual abuse images.
One of the girl murder victims in Allen, Texas lost her face Several of the kids at Uvalde were decapitated Other dead bodies could only be identified by their green Converse sneakers and DNA kits Leaving our kids headless and faceless — THIS is the wretched Republican legacy
Don't you think if God was real and had all those wonderful attributes people say they have that they would do something to stop all the fucking senseless slaughter done with assault rifles?
TX Gov Greg Abbott with one of the Proud Boys now convicted of seditious conspiracy
Don’t think I forgot about you @SenRickScott
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Here is Huckzilla @SarahHuckabee with the latest Guilty of Seditious Conspiracy Proud Boy - Enrique Tarrio.
Hey, is that Sen. Ted Cruz pictured with Proud Boy convicted of Seditious Conspiracy Enrique Tarrio? Be a real shame if everyone retweeted this.
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it’s funny that there’s a white football player on a midwestern team with an offensive name dating a blonde haired blue eyed country singer and republicans HATE them
Trump will win the nomination. Trump will lose the election. Trump will go to prison. Trump will die broke.
I want to make it clear: I have never met or really even considered this man and yet he constantly tweets about me. It is insane being a character in people's imaginations, and it's even weirder being the first harbinger of every Gen Xer's slide into reactionary politics.
It's just kinda crazy to me how obviously and self evidently partisan some of these "misinformation reporters" are, in ways that cause tangible harm to journalism.
False dichotomy is a logical fallacy. Refusing to accept it is the only logical and intelligent option. When people “debate” in bad faith, playing by their made up rules is how we get Ben Shapiro and Matt Walsh posting clips of “how smart they are”.
Refusing to answer a hypothetical question because you’re afraid to say the wrong thing isn’t “debating”. Rejecting premise because you don’t like it isn’t intelligent. If you’re praising this guy, you’re in a cult for stupid people.
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"The right to self-defense does not and cannot require unleashing this humanitarian nightmare on millions of civilians. It is not a path to accountability, healing or peace." nytimes.com/2023/12/11/opi…
An unambiguous call for religious genocide, namely against Jewish people, by the dinner guest of the Republican front runner for President of the United States. Will there be congressional hearings? Breathless, wall to wall coverage in nearly every major U.S. news outlet?
Antisemitic white nationalist Christian fascist Nick Fuentes says that when his America First movement takes power, all non-Christians will be executed: "When we take power, they need to be given the death penalty ... They must be absolutely annihilated when we take power."
The last email Bill Ackman wrote to MIT was advising them to please try to obscure his wife’s relationship to Jeffrey Epstein
To the @MIT governing boards: Let’s make a deal. If you promptly terminate President Kornbluth, I promise I won’t write you a letter.
Imagine being a professor and not understanding the definition of the word ‘explicitly’. You can believe that ‘intifada’ chants are calls for violence - they aren’t btw! - but what you can’t do is claim they are ‘explicit’ calls for violence when, *by definition*, they are not.
"Intifada, intifada, long live the intifada!" @Columbia has two choices: (1) Expel organizations that explicitly call for violence against Jews and Israelis (2) Show the world it can't/won't enforce its own rules (and face legal consequences for unequal enforcement)
$47. The hat costs $47.
Alex Jones was ordered to pay the Sandy Hook families over a billion dollars. In a just world, he wouldn't currently have any money to buy phones and computers to even tweet from.
A woman’s life is at risk in a pregnancy that isn’t viable and a man with power sued to force her to continue her pregnancy despite the risk to her life. It’s not about life. It’s not about health. It’s all about control.
This is what Musk said when he was first asked to reinstate Alex Jones. But now he’s changed his mind.
No no you don't understand, the side that's killing babies and incinerating families and assassinating journalists and starving civilians and bombing cultural heritage sites and carpet bombing entire neighborhoods and driving an indigenous people off their land are the GOOD guys.
Fresh of her breakup with her fiancée, Nancy Mace has arrived at her speaking engagement tonight where she will be appearing with Joe Manchin.
At this point if you are still following Malcolm for military analysis you need to stop. The article he is commenting on literally discredits what he is saying. At this point it is merely propaganda.
@Esqueer_ I Addressed this the day it happened. MSF confirmed that the local staff decided to abandon these babies, because they couldn’t evacuate them. The Palestinians did this, not the Israelis.
Oklahoma’s Superintendent of Public Instruction using Prager U propaganda to supposedly school @FFRF on the Constitution doesn’t give me much confidence in the education Oklahoma’s children are getting.
Elon Musk is a security risk. All of his government contracts need to be pulled and his security clearance revoked immediately. Who's with me?
@RonFilipkowski So this means Jim Jordan is totally against impeaching Joe Biden, right?
Since Tim Scott's run for the presidency is 25 weeks old, we should force him to carry his nonviable campaign to term.
What an incredible honor it was to support the anti-war veterans of @VetsAboutFace today as they unfurled a banner that read #VeteransDemandCeasefire and marched in the national #VeteransDay parade in DC. A lot of people in the crowd cheered in support of a #CeasefireNow.
BREAKING! “Oh Boy” Veterans disrupt the 1st inaugural #VeteransDay Parade in DC. #VeteransDemandCeasefire #CeasefireNOW
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