Skit Skat Skoodle Doot @ilpomodoro2
Don’t Squeeze the Tomatoes. The least offensive poster on twitter. He/Him. Mallorca Joined January 2021-
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@ok_post_guy Time to crop out the name and pfp and go around asking people "Is this a leftist responding to someone saying 'Trump bad' or is it Jordan Peterson quote tweeting Elmo?"
There’s a laugh out loud funny part in the book where someone asks him how his wife doesn’t notice the stripper perfume and he says he buys gas and deliberately spills some. The guy said wouldn’t your wife think you’re fucking the gas station attendant? And then Pai fired him.
There’s a laugh out loud funny part in the book where someone asks him how his wife doesn’t notice the stripper perfume and he says he buys gas and deliberately spills some. The guy said wouldn’t your wife think you’re fucking the gas station attendant? And then Pai fired him.
More Cricket on the docket at Cope field? Sounds like Kristi Noem’s press shop folks!
The Biden admin is changing HHS rules to allow DREAMers — DACA recipients — to apply for coverage under the Affordable Care Act for the first time.
Israeli officials confirm that if the IDF doesn't coordinate a wide-scale Rafah offensive with the US, the US will delay the delivery of arms shipments and possibly even ban the use of American arms: x.com/nadav_eyal/sta…
Israeli officials confirm that if the IDF doesn't coordinate a wide-scale Rafah offensive with the US, the US will delay the delivery of arms shipments and possibly even ban the use of American arms: x.com/nadav_eyal/sta…
This is sincerely awful for people who use blocks as an imperfect anti-harassment tool, but for me this just means more people that hate me will be able to see my bad tweets easily. Owned.
This is sincerely awful for people who use blocks as an imperfect anti-harassment tool, but for me this just means more people that hate me will be able to see my bad tweets easily. Owned.
So people can easily take screenshots to direct their unblocked followers towards? This sucks.
So people can easily take screenshots to direct their unblocked followers towards? This sucks.
I was gonna make a joke about Azerbaijan bribing him but I looked at the article and that’s literally what it was.
I was gonna make a joke about Azerbaijan bribing him but I looked at the article and that’s literally what it was.
“I served with Hyrcanus when I first got to the Senate in 72, guys like him, you could work with them where there was an area of common ground. But today… and I’m being serious here… they’re not your father’s Hashmoneans”
“I served with Hyrcanus when I first got to the Senate in 72, guys like him, you could work with them where there was an area of common ground. But today… and I’m being serious here… they’re not your father’s Hashmoneans”
If I had said killing puppies was a common occurrence in rural America people would get mad at me.
Probably right. Oslo hit right when I was forming political identity for me so I’m an idealist abt going back to that to some degree.
Probably right. Oslo hit right when I was forming political identity for me so I’m an idealist abt going back to that to some degree.
Enhanced Interrogated.. @agraybee
28K Followers 531 Following Anarcho-Karenist. Alt-Centrism or barbarism. No pods, no casters
Centrism Fan Acct �.. @Wilson__Valdez
22K Followers 4K Following Founder of People For Chelsea (on hiatus). The former pres of Mexico thinks I have good taste in food. "The single worst account on all of Twitter."-D. Sirota
Jean-Michel Connard �.. @torriangray
21K Followers 2K Following Irritable in the streets, unable to sleep between the sheets. Senior contributor to my underfunded 401(k). 2006 runner-up Britain’s best bum of the year
vocational politics a.. @Convolutedname
4K Followers 385 Following German in the US, posting about veto players a lot. he/him
kingseeker peter fram.. @revhowardarson
15K Followers 719 Following god created him and then demanded that he die
Cathedral ⛪️ Engi.. @owenrumney
3K Followers 3K Following I said Notre Dame wasn't going to burn down and I was right.
The okayest poster th.. @ok_post_guy
2K Followers 545 Following I try to figure it out as I go along.
Peter Wolf @peterawolf
5K Followers 5K Following Scrivener manqué. Alleged scoundrel. "Big Ay Caramba Energy."
Scales Associate @pleizar
2K Followers 450 Following
cai @AnneNotation
3K Followers 502 Following Some weird lady out there. Eclectic mix of crap. Mainstay Dem. Went to CATS! (2019) for my 30th birthday. Currently on my vampire bullshit. 🌋
tortured poet departm.. @poorlyreasoned
3K Followers 2K Following
forcefemmed calvinist @Sharon_Kuruvila
10K Followers 9K Following reflections on war, peace, history, climate change, and philosophy liberal developmentalism - posts mostly screenshots and memes
Henry Porter @HenryPorters
937 Followers 2K Following Wrecking lot proprietor. 🌋 https://t.co/3Kkvyp9oyr banner: https://t.co/0xpuZ5l6JW
Nikolaj🍦🇺🇦 @nikicaga
29K Followers 3K Following 24, from 🇷🇸, studying Biophysics in 🇫🇷 Progressive, tankie/lib if you're mad at me bi, he/him ↙↙↙ 🧦 🌐🌹🌋 🥑 🐵🔰🔆🍉 🇷🇸🤝🇽🇰 alt: @nikolajsalt
Drew Savicki @DrewSav
41K Followers 6K Following Politics, elections, stuff. CT-IL-NC. Bad speller. KISS fan, all around pop culture guy. Be prepared for bad food takes #ActuallyAutistic🧙♂️🗺️ He/Him
Mrs. Detective Pikaje.. @clapifyoulikeme
17K Followers 500 Following Lesbian consultant. Cats (2019) fancier. Banned in Britain. A good argument, just miles outside the scope. She/her. Same @ everywhere.
Michael Paulauski @mike10010100
5K Followers 4K Following I lose brain cells so you don't have to. Devops Galore. DemSoc liking anarchism. Antifascist. BLM/Abolish the Police. Views are mine, not employer’s. He/him
Liokoez @liokoez38530
0 Followers 169 Following
Xitter Xenomorph @proud_cringelib
38 Followers 193 Following Here to fight the horseshoe 🐴 👞 IYKYK🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇮🇱
Pseud @Pseud_Lurker
0 Followers 597 Following This website is a means to deliver me articles and artwork.
Ellena Guenin @EllenaGuen
49 Followers 5K Following
BC @Bcarcar2
256 Followers 925 Following
Imperfect Word @ImperfectWord
164 Followers 436 Following Writer, dabbler, speech pathologist and music fan.
fapforfapssake2 @fapforfapssake2
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Dorian Wilde @portraitwilde
975 Followers 5K Following Do not speak unless you can improve the silence.
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bleek the beck liker @tizzfafizz
809 Followers 647 Following 25 | i was front row for beck and now my life is in shambles | prince fanatic since 2013 | death metal, black metal & whatever else
The Heckler @PitaParents
137 Followers 715 Following I hide in my music, forget the day. repeatedly.
Honker 🇺🇸🏳�.. @honkertheskunk
164 Followers 189 Following 30. Angeleno. Politics and elections. Proud Dem partisan and unapologetic Biden stan. Big tent Bidenist. #Biden2024
cezeanyim @cezeanyim
545 Followers 2K Following #CowboysNation, #DarthJarJar My favorite grammatical tense would have been the pluperfect subjunctive. 🏳️🌈 https://t.co/yuNnUaG0qa
Ted Vahan @tvahan
1K Followers 1K Following Technology Cost Expert, Business Advisor, Die-Hard Red Sox Fan, Hiking Nut
purple cats! @TheTJames1580
199 Followers 1K Following kiss your Apocalypse for the last, last time runaway runaway runaway runaway again fine
अखिल भा�.. @blueberry_phase
1K Followers 4K Following LGBT+ rights, ML–Titoist/progressive Hindutva, conformal field theory (not here). Married to @indigodreaming 💛. He/him. 語: 🇬🇧, हिं., ગુ., मरा., 🇪🇸, 🇯🇵
Teytore @Teytore132019
0 Followers 257 Following
Hortense Taffer @h_hortens
58 Followers 5K Following
James St. Patrick @jamie_kai
475 Followers 4K Following Christ is king✝️/Hard to kill🥊/ Building an Elite Brotherhood ( We change Men & Women’s lives the same way my life changed financially,physically& spiritually.
Brown Mirella @_Mirella_1990
2K Followers 2K Following Travel🚗 | Diving🤿 | Shopping 🛍|cordial 📷Photography is just a hobby for me!📸Take you around the world!🌃❤️
Smousno @SmousnorGZS
0 Followers 240 Following
Andrew Hodgson @_ahodgson92
72 Followers 603 Following Iranian media's least favorite account. Pittsburgh/Mizzou/Chicago you know the rest.
Bobby FakeName, Esq. @BobFakeNameEsq
237 Followers 450 Following Lawyer. Not your lawyer. None of this is legal advice. The reviews are in: “Just the worst” - Parker Molloy
Audrey @kishikanae36387
1 Followers 158 Following
Jkrane510 @jkrane415
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rick scithely @ScithRickley
377 Followers 5K Following New Member of the Carl Beijer Accountability Commission. Abolish Fox News
brian b. levinson @BrianBLevinson
771 Followers 1K Following To endure oneself may be the hardest task in the universe.
Foam of flowers rocke.. @foam_boat
27 Followers 413 Following lurking, mostly-- politics, climate change (doom?)
MJ @princessmom122
6K Followers 3K Following
Charles Boyd @MinorityOfOne75
2K Followers 5K Following Historian, Writer, Civil Rights Activist; blocked by racists, homophobes, transphobes, and anti-Semites; Dog Dad, Harry Potter Nerd, and Left Libertarian
Mike Daley @michaelddaley
224 Followers 699 Following
DepressedRavioli @oneweirdraviolo
83 Followers 566 Following
Sharmake Farah (sharm.. @SharmakeFarah14
133 Followers 318 Following Thinks AI risk is overrated, and AI benefits underrated, yet I still support AI Alignment for tail-risk reasons. Retweets do not equal endorsement.
Becca Williams @williams_b98309
5 Followers 92 Following
Wisecrack @WiseCrack55
69 Followers 429 Following
Thekr1736 @thekr1736
109 Followers 187 Following Fitness. Sim Racing. Motorsports. BLM. 🏳️🌈 6x iRacing Division Champion.
Spencer Reiss @ReissSpencer
77 Followers 217 Following Criminal defense attorney, Democratic politics, and the Maryland Terrapins
pinkywinky @googoomachoo
2K Followers 5K Following Trump is a Criminal , blue dot in a red state,Jan 6th did something to my soul I will never forget. Wanting to connect with politically, likeminded people.
Enhanced Interrogated.. @agraybee
28K Followers 531 Following Anarcho-Karenist. Alt-Centrism or barbarism. No pods, no casters
Centrism Fan Acct �.. @Wilson__Valdez
22K Followers 4K Following Founder of People For Chelsea (on hiatus). The former pres of Mexico thinks I have good taste in food. "The single worst account on all of Twitter."-D. Sirota
Jean-Michel Connard �.. @torriangray
21K Followers 2K Following Irritable in the streets, unable to sleep between the sheets. Senior contributor to my underfunded 401(k). 2006 runner-up Britain’s best bum of the year
Houthi and the Blowfi.. @canderaid
7K Followers 2K Following not mad, actually im laughing rn. https://t.co/UpK0DlJXMH
vocational politics a.. @Convolutedname
4K Followers 385 Following German in the US, posting about veto players a lot. he/him
kingseeker peter fram.. @revhowardarson
15K Followers 719 Following god created him and then demanded that he die
James Palmer @BeijingPalmer
71K Followers 2K Following Deputy editor @ForeignPolicy. Wrote Bloody White Baron, The Death of Mao, and upcoming Heaven's Empires. Married to @larsonchristina. DC, ex-Beijing. He/him.
James Medlock @jdcmedlock
102K Followers 2K Following Tax enthusiast. Hyperinflation doubter. Soc dem in the streets, market socialist in the sheets. 🧦🏗️
Open Source Stupidity.. @IRHotTakes
14K Followers 2K Following Student of political science. Maker of bad life decisions. Sometimes rambles about nerd shit. All tweets my own, but sometimes I wish otherwise.
William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver
17K Followers 856 Following Endowed chair of the Tocqueville-Rand Freedom Enterprise Markets Innovation Center. Bound but not protected, I lie but I do not pretend. 🚰 🏗
Cathedral ⛪️ Engi.. @owenrumney
3K Followers 3K Following I said Notre Dame wasn't going to burn down and I was right.
The okayest poster th.. @ok_post_guy
2K Followers 545 Following I try to figure it out as I go along.
Peter Wolf @peterawolf
5K Followers 5K Following Scrivener manqué. Alleged scoundrel. "Big Ay Caramba Energy."
Senior PowerPoint Eng.. @ryxcommar
42K Followers 3K Following Risk manager @AlamedaResearch. | Prev: QA engineer at Knight Capital Group | he/him | https://t.co/Z2YNAksZLO
Scales Associate @pleizar
2K Followers 450 Following
sam @sam_d_1995
45K Followers 989 Following Better cities and transit are possible 🚇🚞 congestion pricing enjoyer https://t.co/GOsB5tUAYg
cai @AnneNotation
3K Followers 502 Following Some weird lady out there. Eclectic mix of crap. Mainstay Dem. Went to CATS! (2019) for my 30th birthday. Currently on my vampire bullshit. 🌋
Scott Lemieux @LemieuxLGM
20K Followers 3K Following What used to be is gone and what ought to be ought not to be so hard. Tweets speak for myself only.
Honker 🇺🇸🏳�.. @honkertheskunk
164 Followers 189 Following 30. Angeleno. Politics and elections. Proud Dem partisan and unapologetic Biden stan. Big tent Bidenist. #Biden2024
Bill McKay @McKay4Senate
1K Followers 200 Following Official campaign account for Bill McKay, Democratic candidate for California Senate.
Luke Bradley @lucasdrayton
3K Followers 2K Following Savannah, GA litigator; procedural haberdasher; sheet cake enthusiast. Appellate/Litigation Partner, Bouhan Falligant LLP. Views my own and likely questionable.
Lou Seale @homo_placidus
209 Followers 475 Following We’re lookin’ at each other and we don’t know what to do
Patrick Damp, Known T.. @SynonymForWet
2K Followers 829 Following @KDKA Digital Producer and author of Penguins Perspectives. @sagaftra member. Co-host @LO_Penguins. May or may not be notable.
Andrew Hodgson @_ahodgson92
72 Followers 603 Following Iranian media's least favorite account. Pittsburgh/Mizzou/Chicago you know the rest.
Sir Humphrey 🇺🇦 @bdquinn
5K Followers 2K Following Permanent Secretary of the Department of Bad Takes
brian b. levinson @BrianBLevinson
771 Followers 1K Following To endure oneself may be the hardest task in the universe.
Kalpana Kotagal @KotagalEEOC
80 Followers 106 Following Commissioner of the @USEEOC. Views are my own and should not be attributed to the EEOC or any other Commissioner.
Andrew Fleischman @ASFleischman
28K Followers 2K Following I work on behalf of the wrongfully or unfairly convicted. I also try cases. Partner at Sessions & Fleischman. https://t.co/rPwJD1R0Bb https://t.co/ZkenzMaCeb
Big Lebowski @Big_Lebowskript
7K Followers 1 Following The Big Lebowski, line by line. Going round for a sixth time. Now with alt text.
Chef José Andrés �.. @chefjoseandres
1.2M Followers 2K Following We all are Citizens of the World. What's good for you, must be good for all. If you are lost, share a plate of food with a stranger...you will find who you are.
Jason Kelce @JasonKelce
588K Followers 48 Following Authenticity is hard to find, come get your dose of real. Posts are indicative of my values, opinions, and stories. @newheightshow @underdog_phl
Lanterne Rouge @LanterneRougeCP
25K Followers 9 Following Lanterne Rouge Media delves into the heart of the sport, delivering captivating content, analysis, and conversations from the world of cycling. 🌐🎙️📺
Joey Jo-Jo Junior @Gunnerjawn
148 Followers 1K Following
Turgid Jacobian @TurgidJacobian
245 Followers 271 Following I like a lot of things. Other things, not so much. Do you know any math jokes?
PlasticSoldier.bsky.s.. @PlastiqSoldier
896 Followers 3K Following I believe in Dow 40K. Lead Software Engineer - FinTech. Former Spook Contractor, @microsoft, Nuclear Weapons Engineer, MQ-1 Analyst. @plasticsoldier.bsky.social
The Highfather's Stro.. @ctwill6
40 Followers 152 Following The tiger force at the core of all things! When you cry out in your dreams, it is CTWill6 that you see. Don't look but right behind you.
Abby Finkelman @Knope4America
202 Followers 359 Following Lawyer. Not your lawyer. Now: representing kids @LegalAidNYC. Before: CFR, CLC, @CardozoLaw, @BrennanCenter, @ewarren 2012. She/her.
talofa @giannis_mvp
206 Followers 190 Following
just matt for supreme.. @questionableway
879 Followers 831 Following 3L at the university of chicago law school (derogatory)
James Fallows @JamesFallows
183K Followers 2K Following Former blue-check person. On Substack: 'Breaking the News' https://t.co/JazeKA9uCl On Bluesky 'jfallows' / Threads 'jamesmfallows'
Brad Warren @PoliSciBrad
402 Followers 523 Following Politics nerd. Center-left Democrat. Old enough to be the father of most of Election Twitter. “I’m an optimist who worries a lot.”—Madeleine Albright
Mike @miketypo
181 Followers 385 Following damp potato leather he/him @[email protected] and also on Tumblr
David Spitzer @Spitzerimmlaw
212 Followers 232 Following Passionate and personable experienced Immigration Attorney who cares for his clients and will advocate for you!
Soaps and Sci-Fi @SoapsandSciFi
1K Followers 885 Following Joe. Too old for this. Sci-fi, soaps, comics, sketch, movies, random garbage. https://t.co/xV7nkkvzj2 https://t.co/9rBYkZsUh8
ernesto @unterernst
570 Followers 1K Following prodigal bronxite | byte plumber specializing in @elixirlang at @reactmobile | ex-@join_papa, @simplebet, @daivergenthq, @KelvinCoversIt
Swann Marcus @SwannMarcus89
37K Followers 3K Following CornPop was a bad dude and he ran with a bunch of bad boys
The Baltimore Banner @BaltimoreBanner
32K Followers 205 Following Local news you can trust. We report stories that make life better in Baltimore and Maryland.
Brian H Hunt @BrianHHunt1
2K Followers 1K Following Husband, dad, citizen, Democrat, retired school teacher/administrator
Brian Rosenwald @brianros1
10K Followers 6K Following Author: Talk Radio's America https://t.co/ebMFCIdMA2. Senior Editor @madebyhistory. Scholar @penn. Political Analysis: https://t.co/bjGMvSLZ3m
Baltimore Banner Spor.. @AllBannerSports
4K Followers 254 Following Orioles, Ravens and all things Baltimore sports. Good memes, better stories. Tweets (mostly) by @PaulMancano.
Gabe Ross @gabrielmbross
616 Followers 2K Following Small scale, high density, green space for all. Wearing XtraTufs in Berkeley. Lawyer. Opinions mine, not my clients' or firm's. he/him. 💚💛
XApp Disliker @TheJeanist
142 Followers 60 Following No, seriously, this app is a cesspool. (He/Him)
Jeff Jacobs @JeffJacobsFS
668 Followers 533 Following Dad to relational direct mail for Dems. Boosting turnout w/ local, trusted messengers. “Top 50 Politico.” Normie-pilled. 🤳📬🗳
LadyGrey 🇦🇲🇺.. @TWLadyGrey
7K Followers 5K Following Immigrant. Techie. Pro-Democracy Progressive. Tweeting about US politics, Armenia, authoritarianism, and random takes.
El Pepino @crypto_cucumber
131 Followers 537 Following Crypto and refreshing high water content vegetable enthusiast. ŁTC BTC 🚀
KKlewis 💙🌻🥑�.. @kkasbury
3K Followers 4K Following 4-ever Democrat, pro-choice, worried for our democracy, retired medical social worker, Biden for 8, Asbury NJ girl. Mad as hell/Roe reversal. ❤️AUS🇦🇺
Kate Lew @PNW_Klew
264 Followers 2K Following
@ok_post_guy Time to crop out the name and pfp and go around asking people "Is this a leftist responding to someone saying 'Trump bad' or is it Jordan Peterson quote tweeting Elmo?"
Nobody stopped to ask the bear what he would prefer
Happy Friday!
I hope you rot in hell with your genocidal favorite you disgusting piece of detritus not even recognizable as trash-like enough to not just be left to incinerate in the sun .
Someone got married at the Georgia Court of Appeals today and I think it's a real mistake waiving all their trial court objections
In a new documentary, a young actor says he met Kevin Spacey in 1998 at The Viper Room in Los Angeles and got invited to watch "Saving Private Ryan" with him. The actor alleges Spacey was “pleasuring himself” during the movie's opening scene. wp.me/pc8uak-1lE5rC
The ceasefire movement ended when Biden called for a ceasefire. It's all about hoping for a war that's going the opposite as it's going now.
Ignoring the hostages' cause is a huge strategic mistake for the US ceasefire movement, aligning with their families would be one of the best ways to win over skeptics but instead they've ceded the ground entirely to warmongers pushing for the opposite of what the families want
Labor Zionism is so fascinating to me because it combined a devotion to leftism so deep some kibbutzes communally raised children with explicitly colonial language and goals. If anyone has any reading on it I’d be very interested.
@ilpomodoro2 I feel like someone in Mrs. Pai's situation might find it tempting that their cheating spouse comes home covered in gasoline.
This is about the person who deliberately drove toward a crowd of protesters and started spraying them indiscriminately with mace.
Elon Musk replied to Ian Miles Cheong x.com/stillgray/stat…
new short sighted system rotting away so fast that it reveals the still-intact old system that we decided wasn't good enough
The potholes have gotten so deep at Washington and Illinois you can now see both tracks for the old E Washington Streetcar line!
This Starbucks thing will just never go away. They sued the union for copyright issues regarding unauthorized use of Starbucks’s logo. Starbucks does not have a presence in Israel, its profits aren’t sent to Israel. All of this is made up
When I told my mother the reasons why I don’t go to Starbucks. This is her response : It’s sickens me how many people have this mind process
I am deeply concerned by the antisemitism spreading like wildfire in American society. I feel a moral obligation to confront it. This is my primary criticism. If I attended an event w/ platformed antisemitism, I would leave. I would not include my body as a supporter.
@AlderFish I was living in a county that bordered hers at the time, and this was hardly common practice!
Just because the urban rural bubble in which you are ensconced annoys you doesn't imply you understand rural culture.
lol Jesse Singal trusts rural people's judgement to shoot dogs in the head, but draws the line at trusting people's judgement about their own body and identity
Modi’s government may have assassinated as many as four people on Canadian soil including an 11 year old child.
Arrests have been made in the murder of Hardeep Singh Nijjar. cbc.ca/news/politics/…
Sources: The exchange between Patrick Beverley and one of the fans in Indianapolis escalated when the Bucks were breaking huddle Thursday night, and the fan yelled, “Cancún...Cancún on 3.” NBA is looking into Beverley’s exchange with fans in game and media postgame, per source.
First fan to ever be inducted into Springfield
Sources: The exchange between Patrick Beverley and one of the fans in Indianapolis escalated when the Bucks were breaking huddle Thursday night, and the fan yelled, “Cancún...Cancún on 3.” NBA is looking into Beverley’s exchange with fans in game and media postgame, per source.
@ryxcommar On this account we celebrate the indigenous people of Twitter (Jack and the various fragments of his ego that have been shred off like horcruxes after intense use of ayahuasca)
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