Scarface @hishenchman
Wanna know how I got these scars? Ask @jonathancoulton. jonathancoulton.com/wiki/Scarface chained to the radiator Joined February 2012-
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Also I won that last game with biovisionary + infinite reflection
#NYCC Sunday I'm doing the #CodeMonkeySaveWorld panel with @gregpak and @hishenchman: bit.ly/1bg3eUk
That girl you shouldn't have slept with in college, your religious cousin, and a dude you met yesterday all Like your post on Facebook!
"If my plane crashes, buy Drew a fake beard and tell him to do his best."
"Imitation is the highest form of flattery, right? Well, duplication is the highest form of imitation" cracked.com/blog/5-reasons…
it's not broken for me on any of my browsers, which is why i ask
joco fan? web mage? good samaritan? --> yes, yes, yes? --> take a look at js mailing list thingy on joco's site. if it's broken for you, lmk
and the prize for most sarcastic coverage of glee deal to date goes to blackbook blackbookmag.com/music/the-less…
yes!: "These are the guys who cancelled Arrested Development. They clearly have no idea what they are doing." liveforlivemusic.com/news/jonathan-…
between skrillex and carly rae jepson #102 -- here we go!
can't remember the way the original sounds anymore? here: vimeo.com/43933877
@beth_berkland @RealBusCat @RealBusPig @jonathancoulton Buschimp is doing well! Very happy and healthy.
I wrote an iPhone app for @tmbg: itunes.apple.com/us/app/they-mi…
Right now, @rupertmurdoch, in his chamber at his undersea base, is shouting at a terrified underling, "Jonathan WHO?" #BackGate
Joco cruise cabana links going live an hour late at 10 pm tonight. Sorry this slipped under radar with the glee thing... Tell your friends!
"Alright you sea monkeys: get ready for a page with a lot of javascript..." he said mysteriously.
@AngerMonkey @djHaplo they call me the bourne problem solver in fact
Paul and Storm @paulandstorm
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JoCo Cruise @JoCoCruise
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Joseph Scrimshaw @JosephScrimshaw
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Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
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Aimee Mann @aimeemann
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unscheduled offworld .. @nerdsherpa
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delight to delirium @camannwordsmith
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Jim Crider Says Goodb.. @autojim
549 Followers 882 Following Still Not Dead Yet. Mastodon: @[email protected] Blog: https:\\https://t.co/lxA2B1NW2g Instagram: @autojim (surprise!) GEnie: AUTO.JIM
Cyn Fulbright 🏳️.. @Triluna
228 Followers 618 Following I’m boring doing boring things. Also, a Joconaut. Find me on Mastodon: @[email protected] they/them
G.R. Prem Sekar @GRPremSekar1
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Erba Carskadden @Carskadden_DO
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Jaime Young @sassygrrl1
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Bonnie Bonifield @purrfectmess79
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promoted from knobody.. @knobody
155 Followers 236 Following warning: NSFW, contains cats and children, joconaut, unhealthy addiction to pens, was a knobody while you were still in short pants.
reNickulous @kindofathing
235 Followers 1K Following Technomancer, Beer Nerd & Whiskey Snob, Storyteller, Dungeon Master. He/Him. Notably Rankled. #BLM #ACAB. ex-Twitter/AWS/Pokemon/MSFT https://t.co/5PVRkaUBC4
ToastyFresh @CapnBunnyBeard
13 Followers 285 Following here to kick ass and steal memes, and I'm all out of ass.
LE37 @LE37_music
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Ali Ahmad @AliAhma70468708
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JOSEPH Macdonald @JOSEPHM20411168
192 Followers 2K Following HI I AM 39 YEARS OLD WITH A 8 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER. I AM KIND, CARING, ROMANTIC PERSON WHO HAS A HEAD INJURY. I AM A BIG LIVERPOOL FAN
Bill Monroe @CurrentlyBill
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MST3Kseason12 @MST3Kseason12
585 Followers 4K Following How he eats, breathes, and other science facts pertaining to Season 12 of MST3K
Joseph Macdonald @JosephM53608914
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Candii @CandiiD
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Kristen Suver @KristenSuver
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Jon Gargis @JonGargis
500 Followers 861 Following PR/comms consultant, father and metro Atlanta resident. Views are my own and do not represent any clients unless expressed as such. RTs are not endorsements.
Rī Wolf & The Prairi.. @riwolfmusic
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SKAFAYCE @SCARFAYCEKILLAH
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halinism ahmed @halinism
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scarface @scarfac22091162
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Renée Camus @camusr6
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Holly Pituch @Clevergirlmktg
177 Followers 228 Following Marketing Geek, Design enthusiast, Lover of all things Clever.
DJ Illuminator - with.. @TBLTdance
64 Followers 323 Following Dj Illuminator's nights of Dancing! Excitement! Music! Dancing! Art! Romance! Fun! Magic! More dancing!
Tom Wells @kayfabecreative
305 Followers 477 Following Writer. Gamer. Geek. Australian. Probably not venomous. Now also a streamer apparently.
Erik Blythe @ErikBlythe
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Tru @TruTrutrug15
3 Followers 17 Following The newest next best thang off da block, with nothing but the hot shit coming from Crime Bluff, Ar. FWM
The Subway Girls @TheSubwayGirls
118 Followers 2K Following Toasting subs and solving world problems. With a slice of pepperjack.
iFollow @MeLikeToFollow_
123 Followers 2K Following All follows are hand picked by a monkey. Follow me so i can follow you.
John Scalzi @scalzi
193K Followers 529 Following I enjoy pie. I'm not here anymore. Where else to find me online: https://t.co/xZNmFdgKfj…
Paul and Storm @paulandstorm
40K Followers 566 Following Two guys, lotsa songs, and a cruise (https://t.co/dEd4R6oaeO). 3 seasons of "MST3k", plus "Despicable Me 2" (long story). P=Paul, S=Storm in posts. Both he/him.
Al Yankovic @alyankovic
4.9M Followers 596 Following You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovic
JoCo Cruise @JoCoCruise
5K Followers 720 Following A cruise full of music, comedy, gaming & general nerdery. Sails March 2-9th, 2025 from Ft. Lauderdale to Half Moon Cay, Puerto Rico & St. Maarten #jococruise
Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins
1.2M Followers 3K Following TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies Instagram: https://t.co/OWAlzVWjle
They Might Be Giants @tmbg
80K Followers 541 Following the only official TMBG twitter. Recording new music now. https://t.co/dmhh1UX6rR
Aimee Mann @aimeemann
138K Followers 895 Following New video "Suicide Is Murder" out now https://t.co/i4bTENiy1D
MC Frontalot @mc_frontalot
26K Followers 340 Following 579th Greatest Rapper (The World's). also on bsky as {at}mc{dot}frontalot{dot}com
Scott Simpson @scottsimpson
20K Followers 513 Following also here maybe: @[email protected] — or actually @scottsimpson on threads is where I am going? Who cares.
Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz
59K Followers 873 Following Making a Nine Inch Nails cover album. #NINPeeledBack.
Eric Peterson @ePeterso2
234 Followers 342 Following I write code. I construct puzzles. I play board games. I work for @Ford, but my opinions are my own. https://t.co/qjh3iiMGBr
Clinton Williams @Th3RadHatter
158 Followers 249 Following Skateboarder/Musician/Video guy/raddad Lead singer/bass in Antic. @th3radhatter on IG
RoboRPG @RoboRPG
806 Followers 610 Following
Shawn Liu @Shawnsbert
278 Followers 653 Following Ethnically ambiguous social worker looking to change world. (Comments posted are my own and do not reflect those of any other party) (he/they)
Amy Robinson @redfragglethree
584 Followers 258 Following She/her Software engineer, co-owner Peepers Puppets, Mom, Atlanta
Bibulb @bibulb
577 Followers 4K Following Helpful hint : if you declare that you're an asshole or similar in your bio, I'm likely to just take you at your word and ignore your worthless shit.
Johnny L @BonelessThurs
1K Followers 2K Following Teacher, comedian, Astros/Texans/Rockets/MMA fan, beer aficionado, nerd, voluntary/ancap/Austrian/libertarian, bum. Currently in Taipei, Houstonian for life.
John @TheRewatcher
39 Followers 63 Following I rewatch television shows. Won't you join me? I follow back.
HipsterHacker @hipsterhacker
57K Followers 15 Following I write applications using technologies you haven't even heard of. My code is poetry, meanwhile yours is oh-noetry.
Brent Tyler @pinata242
232 Followers 575 Following I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
BusCat @RealBusCat
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BusPig @RealBusPig
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CherylJones @madammoo
129 Followers 184 Following Madly in love with @jrwoodman! Our kids have 4 legs (@notorious_DOGS and @tresgatoslocos)! I love to Cook, Travel, Spend time with Friends, Missouri/417/SGF
Marisa Ebers @nerdknits
93 Followers 113 Following Knitter, spinner, size acceptance activist, Shivanaut, lover of the grotesque, connoisseur of irony.
UrbanExplorationNews @uenews
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Joe Grigg @MrGrigg
141 Followers 74 Following I'm so busy doing the things that I want, that I don't have time to do the things I really want.
warm slices of @JusticePie
132 Followers 856 Following With the knowledge that for all the points of the compass, there is only one direction and time is it's only measure. he/him
Mark Zocher @mzocher
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erin whitehead @girlwithatail
23K Followers 935 Following This IS my backup career; I wanted to be a horse. Views expressed are my own but even I rarely agree with myself.
Sara Chicazul @chicazul
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ʰᵉʸ ᴱᴸᴼᴺ .. @Molly23
16K Followers 952 Following (she/they) This is the way the world ends... not with a blog but a Twitter.
Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday
2.5M Followers 1K Following Actress, New Media Geek, Author, Gamer, Misanthrope. I like to keep my Tweets real and not waste people's time. she/her
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@JoCoCruise I've been trying for 45 mins now :(. I'm technologically literate, I've tried multiple browsers, I've got all my ad blocks turned off, I really, really, really just want to book a room and move on with my day here :(.
That girl you shouldn't have slept with in college, your religious cousin, and a dude you met yesterday all Like your post on Facebook!
@jonathancoulton @hishenchman Glad I could help! See you next time you hit Cleveland!
@jonathancoulton @hishenchman Seen at Target
Oh, hey, I didn't say it here: #JCCC3 problem from yesterday was solved by the ever-awesome @hishenchman. I will still be on the boat. #phew
Wikipedia Chanukah is in the setlist tonight. Bring glow sticks and MDMA.
Guys! I'm in a movie I'm in a movie I'm in a movie! @RealBusCat was the director and I was THE STAR! bit.ly/TBR6Xm
RT @RealBusPig Hey @johnroderick! Big fan. Follow me plz!? /// WOW SOMEONE'S A BUT DRESPERATE HUH?
My name is Robin + it's fun to RAP It makes me happy And I like to be happy I like salt A little too much Someday I'll die of Hypertension
Fantastic night meeting and seeing performances from @johnroderick @jonathancoulton @hishenchman and the rest! #supertrain #buspig #buscat
@jonathancoulton As a professional bus driver, I can assure you that @hishenchman is correct, your motor coach needs a feline. #BusCat
@jonathancoulton @hishenchman @aimeemann giving or getting?
@jonathancoulton @aimeemann @hishenchman @tedleo @PFTompkins BUS CAT PAJAMA CONTEST. #buscat #PAUL
@jonathancoulton "A bus is not a home until graced by one of the feline persuasion." - Alan Turing cc: @hishenchman
@jonathancoulton @hishenchman @johnroderick #buscat vs #supertrain - THE TOUR
@jonathancoulton @hishenchman EVERYBODY needs a bus cat!!!
@jonathancoulton @hishenchman too late bag of kittens is already in mail...
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