Carly @hey_its_carly_a
likes: thai food, feminist prose, and angry girl music of the indie rock persuasion || props artisan & manager || poetry enthusiast Joined August 2012-
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Peak wisteria on Stuyvesant Street in the East Village …
It's not Elmo's bedtime yet but it's been a long week for Elmo. Good night, everybody. 😴
what do you think it’s like to be a pet. things just happen to you for no explainable reason. now you’re being lifted into the air. now you’re being scolded for… urinating? now you’re wearing a hat and there’s a cake on fire in front of you. what can you do
I need everyone to know that I love you deeply, but the person I may be after this documentary may be alarming.
I need everyone to know that I love you deeply, but the person I may be after this documentary may be alarming.
no Dunkin’ Donuts doesn’t taste “good,” grow up. That’s not why we drink it
Thinking about this Ethan Hawke interview
Why I Don’t See Other Women as Competition Unless We’re Going Thrifting: ow.ly/lXUt50RlEmb
Just got an after hours email from my new CEO and noticed he added this little disclaimer. You love to see it.
A burning desire to fake my own death and start over as a mysterious but respected bartender in a coastal New England town
A burning desire to fake my own death and start over as a mysterious but respected bartender in a coastal New England town
sam reich moments before creating game changer:
sam reich moments before creating game changer:
A girl recently told me “guys love to show you a video” and now she will never get a video out of me. She messed up. I have so many videos
‘Fear of Failure Keeps Me Up at Night,' Says Woman Who Drinks Four Gallons of Cold Brew Daily: ow.ly/Vpwk50PFaSf
My three-year-old has started claiming that he’s not sad or mad, or tired, or hungry, he’s fine, but will then lie facedown on the kitchen floor softly moaning, “no….no…no” while the rest of us step around his prone little body. And it’s like: yeah
This one got away from me but tomorrow’s diem’s gonna be carped I swear
SNL deleted their "Legally Blonde: The Musical" teen production parody from their YouTube Channel so I am re-uploading it bc it is important for the culture
A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble
Mr. President, a new iconic salesgirl #2 has hit the internet
this is how your email finds me
While I totally trust the management team at lempicka to make safe decisions, i take pause when a show actively celebrates and disclaims a standby’s lack of proper technical rehearsals. What do they gain from posting this? To me, it feels tied up in a “show must go on” mentality.
While I totally trust the management team at lempicka to make safe decisions, i take pause when a show actively celebrates and disclaims a standby’s lack of proper technical rehearsals. What do they gain from posting this? To me, it feels tied up in a “show must go on” mentality.
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who are all of these people in our house
New email signature just dropped
Actor boys hanging out with their tech girl besties at theatre camp
this is how it feels to drink a diet coke
thereis AN U p T Ow N EXPRESS 2 TRAIN TO wakefieldtwohundredandfortyfirststreet approaching the station.
“but it’s so beautiful outside!” ah but you see. it is also so beautiful inside
No i like him
he saw Challengers and knew he had to lock in
Tom Holland and Zendaya are reportedly planning marriage. (Via: people.com/zendaya-tom-ho…)
i think what destroyed the “mockumentary” style was that they started getting made by people who didn’t watch documentaries
How to Obliterate That To-Do List and Get Back to Worrying About Who’s Mad at You: ow.ly/vc6E50Fc31N
i thought it would be bigger
The lyric “that’s that me, espresso” has overshadowed the far funnier lyric: “I'm working late 'cause I'm a singer.” The true gem of that flawless song.
So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"
Tom Holland and Zendaya are reportedly planning marriage. (Via: people.com/zendaya-tom-ho…)
duolingo but for whatever the fuck your toddler is trying to say
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